List something (1 thing per day) that really annoys you and should be made illegal in your law book. You know, like chewing with your mouth open, leaving the toilet seat up, close talking with bad breath. Lets make it alphabetical order just for kicks! :D

A- Allowing your kids to run free and mess up someones store. :argh:

B - Bothering someone for spare change.

Damn I hate that!
Why don't they just get a job.

C

Coughing in someone's face!! I hate when ppl do that!! Turn you head and cover your mouth!!

Driving with your blinker on for miles and miles....

Can't they hear it????? If not, should they really be driving?

Expecting someone else to do for you what you can do for yourself. (I'm not picking up those damn dirty socks! :mad: )

Fluff threads ;) (Nah actually I don't mind them.)

Grocery Carts left to roam the parking lot, where they smack into your car :x

Horrible customers at Wal-Mart who throw everything from beer bottles to used diapers into the carts I push, and then tell me to clean it up.

Hey, you assholes, how about cutting out the middleman and throwing away your own garbage? Get some exercise, ya dumb flucks!

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

Ignorant people who are sitting there waiting for you to pull out of your parking spot in front of the post office waving for you to go when you can't see around them to see if anyone is coming down the street!

**gritting teeth** :)

Jury duty- if you go sign up for un-employment your an automatic jurer here's your $15

I got a jurer questionaire the other day. It sez if you don't fill this out you will be subjected to $100 fine. Oh yea bite me:hammer:

Kiss Asses....the ones who have to kiss the butts of the higher ups, because they can't get merit or recognition based on their own abilities.

Things that annoys me ?
You're driving and you get to a corner where a car is already there waiting to cross after stopping at the stop sign.Usually,he goes first since he was there before you so you let him pass.No problem with that but,the car behind him decided to go also!
Hey,if i had an old car,I think when that happens,I would just go too and hit him on purpose just for the fun of it.

L.. Liars!!! If you can't make it to my party don't tell me you have a Dr's appt! It's 9 o' clock at night!!!! What Dr takes Appt's then?! Grrrrrrrr. Oh well. :)

Mother's nagging

N- Nose picking while at a stop sign in your car. Do people actually think we can't see them??? :rolleyes:

Old people who drive huge cars that they can't control - everyone of the age of 60 should be forced to drive a Ford Focus!!!!

Pink Cars

Quitters--people who are so much of a spoilsport that when they are losing a game they just quit rather than to see it through. Grow the fluck up!

R- People who just rub me the wrong way by saying the stupidest things..

S- Staying on the cell phone while you're visiting with others! People can be so rude with those things. :argh:

T

People who talk while you are trying to watch a movie or trying to listen to another person talking to you!! That is just soooo RUDE!!! :mad:

Useless women(you know the ones who just dont realize they are stepping over the line)..

Vicious people who bring their baggage to a message board and attack others because of their own failures.

W

Wallering in past mistakes!!! You can't change yesturday, but you can do something about today!!!

Xeroxes of ugly butts. (X is a tuff one!) :p

Y

Yawning, When you know everyone else around you is sleepy and thus you make them yawn too!! Happens to me all the time :)

Zits on the tip of your nose.

Arrogant People

B

Burping and then not saying excuse me :mad: that is just gross!!:yucky:

C

Cigarette butts being tossed out car windows. Why is this not considered a form of littering? I don't see why people think this is OK.:mad:

D -Dressing in tight pants and wearing regular underwear with them. Those underwear lines stand out like a sore thumb! :yucky:

Eating food in the store before you are anywhere near the checkout lines (do they even pay for it?!?!)

Forgetting my birthday! :p

Grab arses that talk out of boths sides of their mouths. If you say you're going to do something, do it, dammit!!

H

Honking the stupid Horn for no reason at all - and honking it when I am trying to sleep :mad:

Ideling car as the owner runs in the store for a quick item.

plumbers crack!!! need i say more??

Originally posted by Blitzburgh87
plumbers crack!!! need i say more??

Alphabetical order Blitz...you should have done "J", so I'll take that letter....

JURY DUTY

I

Itching your Privates in Public!!!!

K- Knocking on my front door before 9:00am!

L

Lazy people!

M

Monday Mornings!

N

Nagging your parents! :dizzy:

O

Overly excited people.

Procrastinators! Just get off your arse & do it NOW! Everytime I ask you to do something you say "later", no, not later...NOW dammit NOW! :mad:

OK, sorry 'bout that I had a personal moment there :rolleyes:

Q


queefing :lol: (c'mon,I couldn't think of a q word)

uhmmm,,can I put that here :confused:

Originally posted by ValleyGirl
Q


queefing :lol: (c'mon,I couldn't think of a q word)

uhmmm,,can I out that here :confused:



:lol: :D :lol: HAHA! Great word ValleyGirl!


Rap Music blaring from car stereos driving down my street at 1am! :mad:

S

Spitting on the street. how gross is that?

T

Talking on a cell phone in a restaurant

U

Unflushed Toilets!

Please don't be a madcrapper! Flush the toilet when your done, thanks :rolleyes:

Vomiting

I hate having to Vomit - I will do whatever it takes not to Vomit!!

btw: Brandon, I totally agree with the unflushed Toilet thing - I hate when ppl do that :mad:

W
Working, not only that, working over time, and to make things much worse, working overtime to finish work for a co-worker who is too incompetent to do his own work in the allotted time!! BLAH!!!!

I am skipping X because I have no clue what to use for it.

Y

Yodeling. I never understood it! It sounds stupid

Z

Zippy. My one time nail tech nickname that she was unaware of :D

Alrighty, we are back to A

A

Apricots. Their disgusting, nuff said

B

Boys (or men) who scratch themselves CONSTANTLY!!! If it itches that bad, go see a doctor!

C

Cats - I can't take Cats!! :yuckie:

D Drivers who drive their cars like they were semi's. They slow waaaay down to make turns, and back out of parking spots like they've got a forty foot trailer behind them. They drive me nuts!!! :dammit:

E
Escalators that break down in the middle of a mall constantly. Just give up and pave over them and make them into stairs.

F

Farts!!! :yucky:

G

Golddiggers. Get off your arse and earn a living just like everyone else has too.

"HACKERS." Not talking about computer issues here...I mean those guys you hear in the store or elsewhere making that sound..."H-A-A-A-A-C-K-K-K!!" to clear their throat! Whatever happened to "a-hem" or "cough*cough" ? :lol:

I- Inflateable Dolls :lol:

J

Jerks

Kids groping each other in public!

L

Loudmouths

Manic People using Shopping Trolleys!

N

Nosey People!!!

O

Ogling old men

P

Pubic hairs on toilet seatS

Quiet(too)People - Kind of makes you wonder what they are up too?? :D

R

Racial prejudice and/or lying about racial prejudice to get your way.

S

Speed traps :p

T

Taxes :rolleyes:

U

Underwire bras :lol:

Venomous Snakes :eek: