Dear Consumas,

It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS 98/BROOKLYN
EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn.

If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands. Da
Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen.

It reads "WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.

When you start da program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you
hear da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

Please also note Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."

My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."

The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."

Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."

Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar."

Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."

Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' the family business!
" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down.

Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE(Bklyn Queens Expressway) Rush Hour."
Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!" pops up.

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION.

OK...................Sure ting. Cancel...........Fugetaboutit.
Reset.............Start Ova. Yes.................Yeah.
No...................Nah. Find................Put a contract out on.
Browse..........Get a looksee. Back...............U toin.
Help................(Help ain't available - yous don't need no stinkin'
help). Stop.................Knock it off. Start.................Move it!
Settings..........Here's d' Rules.

Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION
platform don't recognize da letter "R.".
Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98.

Typa....................A word processin' program.
Printa..................Printer. Calculata.............Calculator. Seven
Card Stud............Solitaire.

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of da
BROOKLYN EDITION.
You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
Yous got a problem wit dat?~~~YO!~~~ BILL ("4 eyes") GATES

Funny as hell...but I think you have the wrong forum to post to. Put this in the "comedy" forum, right? :)

Pagan's right this should be in the comedy section. Let's see how do I move a topic?? Oh yeah now I remember.....*snaps his fingers and does a little dance while juggling a watermelon, a half eaten bologna sandwich and a box a wheaties* :D