View Full Version : What's your Dutch Porno Name?
Roemello 2-04-03, 02:13 AM This should be somewhat interesting :lol:
http://www.dutch-fun.com/porn.htm
I got: Hans Van der Boobje :lol:
And ended up 60% Dutch on their follow-up test :lol::p
ImSoooSure 2-04-03, 02:31 AM Pussje Foeckenz ...:lol:
Focksii Van Humpen is my Dutch porn name. :lol:
I'm also 80% Dutch according to their test.
RetroMan 2-04-03, 04:32 AM Krelis Van Batenburg :lol:
Femmetal 2-04-03, 05:22 AM Woo-hoo! My Dutch porn name is Velvvett Opspatten! Hmmmm .... Does that make me any relation to Velvet Jones:lol:??
And I was 80% Dutch.
GOODY!! I am Velvvett Ondergrond! How the heck do you even say that? :goofy:
I am 20% dutch! :rolleyes:
Det.RicardoTubbs 2-04-03, 08:00 AM Helmar Kochkramer and 60% Dutch. :)
I ended up as:
Karel Van Slyck!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
and I am 40% dutch?!?!
80sTrivia 2-04-03, 08:43 AM My Dutch porn star name is Petrus van Dyke!!! :lol: And I am 80% Dutch! :thumb: :lol:
cultleader 2-04-03, 08:51 AM Teunis Kochkramer
And I'm 60% dutch
LMAO! :laugh: this is too funny...
I feel like I should be talking like Mike Myers in 'Goldmember'
I am... Helmar Van Goer and I am 60% Dutch. :lol:
Rhelawen 2-04-03, 11:17 AM I am Leida Foeckenz :lol:, and I'm 80% Dutch.
Tydestra 2-04-03, 11:44 AM Elecktra Van Gobel
And I'm 60% dutch
Caligula 2-04-03, 11:49 AM Teunis Van Batenburg
and 60% dutch
Darkmatter 2-04-03, 12:20 PM LOL... Bertus Cockelspel.
60% Dutch
outofplacechild 2-04-03, 02:46 PM I am Boenen Van Dijck and I am 60 Percent Dutch!
Huzzah!
Sincerely,
John "outofplacechild" Kilduff
wavemaster 2-04-03, 02:47 PM They call me Piemel Van Batenburg...and I'm 60% Dutch. :eek: :lol:
BTW:"Piemel" is a transmogrification of "Pimmel", meaning...ahem, "schlong"... :D
Sounds like some of us are related! :lol:
I am Hans Van Dyke. I am 60% Dutch.
BlueMolly2001 2-04-03, 05:13 PM Hello, my name is, Atlantja Van Humpen. And I'm 40% Dutch.
Fifi Van Humpen
and 40 % Dutch
Wihelmus Van den Bonck
and 60% Dutch
Culture Club Freak 2-05-03, 05:19 PM Geertruida Opspatten, lol :naughty:
Fifi Van Longwijk
and I'm 40% Dutch :lol:
I am Piemel Kochkramer and am 60% Dutch:)
Hurricane 2-06-03, 05:51 AM Well, here is mine. Prepare to laugh yourself silly.
Boenen Van Ass
lol :lol:
Gilbert Dump 2-06-03, 06:06 AM I'm Wilhelmus Cockelspel
and 40% Dutch
angels_babe 2-06-03, 06:45 AM My porn name is Buntje Van Longwijk :lol:
and I am 60% dutch.
this charming man 2-06-03, 06:56 PM Dirk Cockelspel and I'm 80% Dutch
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