View Full Version : What's your Dutch Porno Name?


Roemello
2-04-03, 02:13 AM
This should be somewhat interesting :lol:
http://www.dutch-fun.com/porn.htm

I got: Hans Van der Boobje :lol:

And ended up 60% Dutch on their follow-up test :lol::p

ImSoooSure
2-04-03, 02:31 AM
Pussje Foeckenz ...:lol:

Jazzmyn
2-04-03, 02:39 AM
Focksii Van Humpen is my Dutch porn name. :lol:

I'm also 80% Dutch according to their test.

RetroMan
2-04-03, 04:32 AM
Krelis Van Batenburg :lol:

Femmetal
2-04-03, 05:22 AM
Woo-hoo! My Dutch porn name is Velvvett Opspatten! Hmmmm .... Does that make me any relation to Velvet Jones:lol:??

And I was 80% Dutch.

TopCat
2-04-03, 05:48 AM
GOODY!! I am Velvvett Ondergrond! How the heck do you even say that? :goofy:

I am 20% dutch! :rolleyes:

Det.RicardoTubbs
2-04-03, 08:00 AM
Helmar Kochkramer and 60% Dutch. :)

bington
2-04-03, 08:08 AM
I ended up as:
Karel Van Slyck!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

and I am 40% dutch?!?!

80sTrivia
2-04-03, 08:43 AM
My Dutch porn star name is Petrus van Dyke!!! :lol: And I am 80% Dutch! :thumb: :lol:

cultleader
2-04-03, 08:51 AM
Teunis Kochkramer

And I'm 60% dutch

Pagan
2-04-03, 09:35 AM
Henk Van Batenburg

60%

Taz
2-04-03, 10:29 AM
LMAO! :laugh: this is too funny...

I feel like I should be talking like Mike Myers in 'Goldmember'


I am... Helmar Van Goer and I am 60% Dutch. :lol:

Rhelawen
2-04-03, 11:17 AM
I am Leida Foeckenz :lol:, and I'm 80% Dutch.

Tydestra
2-04-03, 11:44 AM
Elecktra Van Gobel

And I'm 60% dutch

Caligula
2-04-03, 11:49 AM
Teunis Van Batenburg

and 60% dutch

Darkmatter
2-04-03, 12:20 PM
LOL... Bertus Cockelspel.

60% Dutch

outofplacechild
2-04-03, 02:46 PM
I am Boenen Van Dijck and I am 60 Percent Dutch!

Huzzah!

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

wavemaster
2-04-03, 02:47 PM
They call me Piemel Van Batenburg...and I'm 60% Dutch. :eek: :lol:

BTW:"Piemel" is a transmogrification of "Pimmel", meaning...ahem, "schlong"... :D

Recker
2-04-03, 03:09 PM
Sounds like some of us are related! :lol:

I am Hans Van Dyke. I am 60% Dutch.

BlueMolly2001
2-04-03, 05:13 PM
Hello, my name is, Atlantja Van Humpen. And I'm 40% Dutch.

pamela*
2-04-03, 05:55 PM
Fifi Van Humpen

and 40 % Dutch

Sarg
2-04-03, 10:30 PM
Wihelmus Van den Bonck

and 60% Dutch

Bogie
2-05-03, 08:16 AM
Krelis Kochkramer :)

40%

Culture Club Freak
2-05-03, 05:19 PM
Geertruida Opspatten, lol :naughty:

abcmcd
2-05-03, 11:56 PM
Fifi Van Longwijk

and I'm 40% Dutch :lol:

amk27
2-06-03, 12:50 AM
I am Piemel Kochkramer and am 60% Dutch:)

Hurricane
2-06-03, 05:51 AM
Well, here is mine. Prepare to laugh yourself silly.

Boenen Van Ass

lol :lol:

Gilbert Dump
2-06-03, 06:06 AM
I'm Wilhelmus Cockelspel

and 40% Dutch

angels_babe
2-06-03, 06:45 AM
My porn name is Buntje Van Longwijk :lol:

and I am 60% dutch.

this charming man
2-06-03, 06:56 PM
Dirk Cockelspel and I'm 80% Dutch