us007ed
5-11-01, 03:05 PM
Another movie quotes quiz. Looking for the usual (character and movie).
1 (answered) “What did you do, wake up this morning and say, ‘Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life’?”
2 (answered) “Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky- Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not *tense*.”
3 (answered) “Due to a mix up in urology, there will be no apple juice served in the cafeteria today.”
4 (answered) “Let me explain something to you, Mr. Weathers. Through the vicissitudes of wholly gratuitous genetic accidents, I was visited with extremely high intelligence. I was further blessed - or burdened, as it were - with certain physical traits that would suggest, shall we say, "good breeding." Now, in this proletarian stew which we laughingly call society, these attributes are not always advantageous.”
5 (answered) “I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.”
6. “I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!”
7. “Oh God, I wish I was a loofa.”
8 (answered) “Tell Victor that Ramone---the fella he met about a week ago?---tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”
9 (answered) “The amusing thing about this, it's all a big mistake. That particular game was supposed to be delivered to Vegas, not some fleaspeck trailer park in the middle of tumbleweeds and tarantulas. So it must be fate, destiny, blind chance, luck even, that brings us together. And as the poet said, the rest is history.”
10 (answered) “I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of f*ckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.”
<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ May 14, 2001 09:21 AM: Message edited by: us007ed ]</font>
1 (answered) “What did you do, wake up this morning and say, ‘Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life’?”
2 (answered) “Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky- Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not *tense*.”
3 (answered) “Due to a mix up in urology, there will be no apple juice served in the cafeteria today.”
4 (answered) “Let me explain something to you, Mr. Weathers. Through the vicissitudes of wholly gratuitous genetic accidents, I was visited with extremely high intelligence. I was further blessed - or burdened, as it were - with certain physical traits that would suggest, shall we say, "good breeding." Now, in this proletarian stew which we laughingly call society, these attributes are not always advantageous.”
5 (answered) “I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.”
6. “I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!”
7. “Oh God, I wish I was a loofa.”
8 (answered) “Tell Victor that Ramone---the fella he met about a week ago?---tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”
9 (answered) “The amusing thing about this, it's all a big mistake. That particular game was supposed to be delivered to Vegas, not some fleaspeck trailer park in the middle of tumbleweeds and tarantulas. So it must be fate, destiny, blind chance, luck even, that brings us together. And as the poet said, the rest is history.”
10 (answered) “I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of f*ckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.”
<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ May 14, 2001 09:21 AM: Message edited by: us007ed ]</font>