us007ed
4-19-01, 06:22 PM
You know the scoop, movie and character.
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">Questions in yellow have been answered.</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">1. “Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.”
2. “There is a time for daring and a time for caution, and a wise man knows which is called for.”
3. “I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?”
4. “There is a God! And he's a gag-writer!”</FONT c>
5. “It's been my experience that every time I think I know "where it's at," it's really somewhere else.”
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">6. “Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.”
7. “That is one *nutty* hospital.”
8. “This house as many hearts.”
9. “The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the genesis of my lifeform.”
10. “It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.”
11. “Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?”
12. “I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.”
13. “We ain't brothers, we ain't partners, and we ain't friends! And if Ganz gets away with my money, you're gonna be sorry you ever met me!”
14. “Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?
15. “Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.”</FONT c>
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us007ed: "I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubblegum."
<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by us007ed on 04-20-2001 at 10:19 AM</font>
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">Questions in yellow have been answered.</FONT c>
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">1. “Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.”
2. “There is a time for daring and a time for caution, and a wise man knows which is called for.”
3. “I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?”
4. “There is a God! And he's a gag-writer!”</FONT c>
5. “It's been my experience that every time I think I know "where it's at," it's really somewhere else.”
<FONT COLOR="Yellow">6. “Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.”
7. “That is one *nutty* hospital.”
8. “This house as many hearts.”
9. “The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the genesis of my lifeform.”
10. “It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.”
11. “Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?”
12. “I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.”
13. “We ain't brothers, we ain't partners, and we ain't friends! And if Ganz gets away with my money, you're gonna be sorry you ever met me!”
14. “Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?
15. “Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.”</FONT c>
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us007ed: "I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubblegum."
<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">This message has been edited by us007ed on 04-20-2001 at 10:19 AM</font>