The battle of the 1-2 teams has arrived, the Colonels vs Cal's Cowboys. An unmerciful beating awaits the cowpokes
:cowboy::hammer:
I have been merely toying with the other teams until this point, but now I make my move to repeat the championship.

Another infallible prediction: Pagan's team will not win this week, guaranteed. ;)

OOOHHH !!! now you pick the time to start trash talking , the week you get to play me when 1/2 my team has their off week. (Vick, James, and Owens) :)


But this will make victory for me all the sweeter. Warner's in for a tough game if their offensive line is as bad as it looked on Monday. I don't care how bad the Cowboy's score looked last Sunday they managed to sack and hurry McNabb countless times in the first 1/2. The same as the previous week with Mc Nair. Warner is not scrambler like those two and has a much worse O line. You may want to drop Quincy Carter (your first pick in the draft I believe) and add the Rams backup as Warner's not making it out of the first 1/2:)

Cal, You may want to remember this phrase: "Warner goes deep to...(insert WR name here)...touchdown!" You'll hear it alot on Sunday. The REAL Cowboys secondary is even weaker than the Rams O-line. Just ask David Carr.
Trent Green (your first pick?) will spend much more time on his back looking at the clouds, thanks to the Miami D. Go ahead and pick on Quincy, but I've still got 3 other QB's that are better than the one you're starting this week. :p :lol:

(Actually, I was going to cut Carter, but now that you've called me out I can't) :D

Yeah your right, it's not really my week to trash talk, I just sound like Peter McNally when he said he was gona knock Tyson out in the second.


but mark my words I'll be back:)

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The baseball and hockey leagues have taught me not to underestimate you.


You're going down!

:D

Keep talking smack, I am set to have a HUGE week, and I have probably the two WORST QBs in the league, and I still rack up points every single weekend!

Yada,yada,yada...Keep talking, I'll deal with you in week 10. ;)

(BTW, it's your running backs...one on borrowed time til Olandis Gary heals up... that are carrying the load for the Smegs. Your QB's really do suck.) :lol: :D

Ahem.....3 and oh Baby, that's all I have to say....

Aw man....bye week? I made all those roster moves for nothing! :lol:

Aw well.....at least I'll rack up some points!

Originally posted by nolanbuc
Cal, You may want to remember this phrase: "Warner goes deep to...(insert WR name here)...touchdown!" You'll hear it alot on Sunday. The REAL Cowboys secondary is even weaker than the Rams O-line. Just ask David Carr.
Trent Green (your first pick?) will spend much more time on his back looking at the clouds, thanks to the Miami D. :p :lol:

:D



Trent Green pass 323 rush 48 td 5 int 0


You may want to drop Quincy Carter (your first pick in the draft I believe) and add the Rams backup as Warner's not making it out of the first 1/2

(at least he was in long enough to throw and interception)






:)

This weather report just in: the sky is officially falling.
:irked: :dammit: :argh:

My team is the Vikings of this league.:rolleyes:

BTW, I just figured out Lostboy's strategy: stock the roster with the Rams' 2nd string. :lol: ;)

a pure fluke, if only i could pick winners like I called Warner getting injured I'd be a rich man

Note to self: never talk smack with a Canadian. You jinxed me, Cal! ;)

Just so you all know, if T. Green tanks next week against the awful Jets D....I quit! :lol:

I believe my OTHER running back did pretty well this week. Maybe you saw him with his 200+ yards!

If only he could have had those 5(WOW!) Tds that Ahman Green had!

THe battle of the two top scoring teams, Slaters Stoners and my Smegma Kings is on! This weekend will show who knows how to manipulate thier roster best! Best of Luck!

Top scoring, top schmoring.....who's undefeated? :D

Keep up the smack talk!
YOu will go down in your 4th game, just like Miami did!

Hey, Cal! You picked up Quincy? You shoulda waited, I just cut Warner. :lol:
What's the word on Vick? Could the QB situation in the NFL get any crazier?

Man, I got my ass kicked this weekend! :laugh:

Amen ot that Brother!!!! Of all the weeks to leave Hearst out of my team and Garcia too!!!!!

I'd rather get my ass kicked then loose by 1 mf'n point!!:mad: You got lucky Prefab:mad:

Woohoo!!!! Prefabs team leaps into 7th place.!!!!!! Oh happy happy me!!! I was not expecting to beat ya Glenn!!!! :lol:

Bring on the Taz Devils!!! Garcia is going to pass Seattle to death and make me loads of points!!!!!

ARRRG! Two points! I lose by TWO FRIEKING POINTS! Damn!

Well didnt I shout my mouth off too soon :lol: Well Done Taz!

Prefab... you still have 2 guys in tonights game (Mon Night Football)... I just hoping they don't get that many points. ;)

WTF! How can I only score 44 points? I wanna new draft! LOL!

At least I got a kicker and a TE playing tonite, hopefully they can manage to get me the 4 points I need to win.

I hope Cortez pulls a hammy in warm up.I need my second win damn it!:D

My team just f**king blows all of a sudden....:(

I win , I win, thank-you Bettis , who I was trying to pawn off earlier in the week. If only I had played Eddie George who I also want to get rid of

Watch SF win with three TDs and I only get 3 points. THAT is just my luck these days! LOL!

Doh!!!!!! Lost to Taz. Ah well, the gap was just too much for me to bridge. Well Done Taz!!!!

WOO HOOO! I pulled it out! The highest scoring team in the league (by one point! LOL!).

Jeez, Cal really CLOBBERED us all this week though! he could have been just about any TWO teams this week!

A tie? There are no ties in football! This isn't hockey, for crying out loud! :lol: Oh well, at least I didn't lose again. :rolleyes:

LOL! Buc, I'm imagining you're sounding like Tom Hanks in "A League of Their Own".... 'There's no crying in BASEBALL!!' :lol:


Prefab.... that was pretty close Mate!! ;)

.... On to week #7!!

Has Hell just frozen over, I see Pagan picked up Quincy Carter

Yea...and I dumped Dilfer....lesser of two evils! :lol: At least Quincy gets it in the endzone....sometimes.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! WTF!

THe first time since week one that I choose to start Culpepper, since he is playing the JETS, and he cant even get in the end zone! To make matters worse, I am playing TAZ! Jeez, I need my head examined!!!!

Don't ya hate that! :lol:

My QB crisis turned out not-so-bad and I may actually pull out a win this week. Deuce having a great Sunday did not hurt. :D

EDIT:
I spoke too soon. I tied again. :dammit: This is getting old! :6ohboy: Oh well, at least I'm not the lowest scoring team in the league anymore. :lol:

fianlly 2 wins in a row. My teams coming together, just waiting now for Warner to return

Originally posted by Caligula
fianlly 2 wins in a row. My teams coming together, just waiting now for Warner to return

That will be a nice Christmas present for you. :lol: Especially since he won't be back at least until then. :D

Originally posted by nolanbuc


That will be a nice Christmas present for you. :lol: Especially since he won't be back at least until then. :D


whats this, a couple ties moving you firmly into 10th place and it gives you carte blanch to trash talk:D ........ remember the last time you trash talked to old Caligula, I think it had something to do about Warner having a big week against the Cowboys. :devil:

Man, I lose to Taz, after my QB doesnt score a frieking single point! At least I am still the top scorer in the league! (and barely above 500!)

Originally posted by Caligula



whats this, a couple ties moving you firmly into 10th place and it gives you carte blanch to trash talk:D ........ remember the last time you trash talked to old Caligula, I think it had something to do about Warner having a big week against the Cowboys. :devil:

First of all, you leave Blanch out of this, this has nothing to do with her. :lol:
It's not smack if it's a fact, mon ami. Santa will be coming back before Kurt the Hurt does. And don't get too cocky, when I play your team again, I'm gonna tie the hell out of you. :laugh:

Holy crap! I won! I beat Taz! I beat the crap out of Taz, actually. Look out, make room at the top! :lol:

Originally posted by nolanbuc
Holy crap! I won! I beat Taz! I beat the crap out of Taz, actually. Look out, make room at the top! :lol:



OH lord no!!!!, he was talking smack when he was losing and tieing, now that he won, it will be unbearable :D :)

Well Pagan,

Give it your best shot!!!! Goddarn those pesky Chiefs!!!!!

I throw in the towel.....my team is the Patriots of the XFL. Start off strong and now slllllliiiiiiiiiding down! :lol:

Ouch!!!!!!! Will you watch out were you're falling. You've just landed on Me !!!!!! :laugh:

Originally posted by Caligula

OH lord no!!!!, he was talking smack when he was losing and tieing, now that he won, it will be unbearable :D :)

:lol: Hey, smack talk may be the only thing my team does well.

Note to all owners: The Week 8 updates are up on the XFFL page (http://www.geocities.com/xchangesports/xffl2).

It's a makeshift team for me this week, trying to piece togethera roster, but watch me coming on the last 3 weeks i've finished 1'st, 3'rd and 1'st in total points. . And Warnerwill be back week 13 or 14, just in time for the playoff's if i'm lucky enough to make it

Yeah Garcia was great but the rest of the team stank!!!!!!

I will NOT be beaten this weekend!

This should be good matchup this weekend Taz...Good luck

Good luck to you lostboy! ;)


Let's play some FOOTBALL!! Yea!!!

I just need 5 points out of Ryan Longwell tonight and I'll have put together an unthinkable 2 game winning streak! :lol: It could happen! A FG and 2 PAT's and I'm there! And this on the week that Deuce has a bye. :eek: Of course, if Prefab had started Brady we wouldn't be having this discussion. That would've put the :hammer: on my sucky team! :lol:

Looks like everyone had a sub-par week overall. :rolleyes:

Doh!!!! Yet again my quarterback muck me up!!!!!! Whats a guy to do? If anyone wants to trade a RB for a QB come propose a trade!!!! My running Game Sucks!!!!

I'm will to give up Michael Vick, for a big time Wide Out

Originally posted by Prefab Sprouter
Doh!!!! Yet again my quarterback muck me up!!!!!! Whats a guy to do? If anyone wants to trade a RB for a QB come propose a trade!!!! My running Game Sucks!!!!

YOU'RE running game sucks? My entire TEAM sucks!!! It's now official....make room in the cellar for me!

Originally posted by Prefab Sprouter
Doh!!!! Yet again my quarterback muck me up!!!!!! Whats a guy to do? If anyone wants to trade a RB for a QB come propose a trade!!!! My running Game Sucks!!!!


Prefab, didn't I try and make that trade with you two weeks ago

one of your QB's for one of my RB's (but then they weren't injured)

So this is how a winning streak feels...

Now I go hunting big game :D

Well it's been nice staying in the middle of the pack, but excuse me as I zip to the top, Warner's back Nov 18th, and my starters have all had their bye weeks by now if your looking for me i can be reached at 1-800- Mr Football

You forgot the words "as soon as", meaning maybe. Even then, I hope he's better than he was before he got hurt.

Did you retract your trade offer? I was thinking! :rolleyes:

Originally posted by nolanbuc
You forgot the words "as soon as", meaning maybe. Even then, I hope he's better than he was before he got hurt.




I think it's called seeing the glass as half full instead of half empty

:lol: My team's glass is cracked. :laugh:

Warner will probably come back just in time to beat the crap out of my team. :rolleyes:

Am I dumb? I was offered Michael Vick AND Kurt Warner for Peerless Price..... I turned it down. What would you guys have done?

The week 9 update is up on the XFFL site (http://www.geocities.com/xchangesports/xffl2.html)

Now dont everyone rush to the FF website but I've just dropped Joey Harrington........................................ ......... :D

Yet again, I win!:hammer: :alarm: :fight:


You chumps had better get used to doing this...
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LMAO!!:wacky:

I'll never give in, nevah, ya hear me???????????????

Oh well Looks like trading Garcia wasnt such a bad move was it Cal???? ;)

I thought I was creating a superteam........ I'm now the worst in the league... Is this how the Dolphins feel?


It's a sad day in sports when an injured E James is more valuable to his team than Garcia is to his:)

My team is just like the Rams. I started off 1-3. now I am 6-3, what a nice 5 game winning streak with a bye to top it off. Sorry everyone, I will be at the top when the seasons end. thank you for your support.

Originally posted by Caligula
I thought I was creating a superteam........ I'm now the worst in the league... Is this how the Dolphins feel?

Dolphins are in 1st son.....they feel just fine!