View Full Version : If only we could do this to telemarketers!


Jasper
8-18-02, 05:03 PM
Incensed over too many postcards about missing children and meat sales, an Upper Valley man dumped paint on a receptionist at a West Side direct marketing company, police said.

Richard Gesell, 49, of the 5600 block of Green Castle, was shouting profanities in the Advo Direct Marketing office Monday, police said. He insisted he had called many times and wanted the mailings stopped.

When the receptionist tried to summon a manager, Gesell pulled two half-gallon cans of white paint from his truck. Police said he poured paint from one half-gallon on the receptionist's desk and computer and then splashed paint on the employee. He tossed the second can onto the walls.

Gesell's mother, Ruth, said her son suffers from depression and needed medication. She said junk mail grates on his nerves.

"You get so much," she said. "You start spilling your mail all over the ground and making a mess. No matter what you say, they keep sending it. He's called everybody."

After his paint protest, police said, Gesell fled in a white 1991 Ford Ranger. Police stopped the truck on Rio Grande Avenue and found Gesell at the wheel with white paint on his face. He was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and felony criminal mischief. He was booked into the county jail under a $7,750 bond.

"It's a very odd incident we have here," police spokesman Javier Sambrano said. "It had the potential to get worse. It was just paint, but this individual did have a gun in his vehicle."

Gesell was also charged with unlawful carrying of a handgun.

He also had a small white dog with him in his truck. Police turned the pet over to Animal Control.

Medical emergency personnel tended to the paint-splashed victim, removing some of the paint and giving him advice about how to clean off the rest. The man declined to be taken to the hospital, police said.

Tuesday at Advo, a local company, visibly nervous employees declined to comment, saying the business's owner was still gathering information. White speckles covered most surfaces of the small reception lobby, including blinds, armchairs and a candy machine, and the gray carpeted floor was stained white.

LOSTNTHE80S
8-18-02, 07:40 PM
Oh my! When a telemarketer calls my house (they usually can't even pronounce my last name and I can just see them trying to find their place on the paper they read off of) I tell them that they have the wrong number.

Taz
8-18-02, 09:52 PM
I had a punk, call my house on a Sat morning about 8 am trying to sell me a subscription to the NY Post. When I delclined the offer, the kid goes "Come on MR. , help a starving college kid out!" :rolleyes: as I chuckled I said "NO!" firmly and hung up on him! They'll friggin' try anything to sell ya something! :irked:

RainbowJemPony
8-18-02, 10:32 PM
Heh, I've known several telemarketers to be quite rude. Once, my mother told one no thanks, she wasnt interested, and to stop calling, in a firm tone (she wasnt upset or anything...she just made sure her voice sounded like she wasnt going to be a pushover). They guy actually had the nerve to call her back and chew her out! He told her she didnt have to be so rude about it!

My brother continues to make me laugh at how he handles them though. Whenever one of the long distance companies call trying to get him to switch services, guaranteed to be the first thing he says...."Sure I'll sign up, my old company dropped me after I ran up $500,000 and didnt pay"....after that he hears nothing but a dialtone.

TopCat
8-18-02, 11:20 PM
I simply hang up. As for the mailings..wonder if you could write return to sender on them and send them right back? :p

DC Rebel
8-18-02, 11:24 PM
I have learned that the best thing that I could do is just to hang up the phone on them. That way, I do not have to listen to them babble about a product that I am not interested in and they will not have to hear me yell at them when I tell them that I am not interested in their product.

amk27
8-19-02, 08:35 AM
I ask them for their home number so I can call them back at home. Understand they are just doing a job, but don't fricken call me at 7 or 8pm when I'm spending time with my family.

Mary
8-19-02, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by RainbowJemPony
My brother continues to make me laugh at how he handles them though. Whenever one of the long distance companies call trying to get him to switch services, guaranteed to be the first thing he says...."Sure I'll sign up, my old company dropped me after I ran up $500,000 and didnt pay"....after that he hears nothing but a dialtone.

Hehehehe! I love that one, Rainbow. May have to borrow it. I had a very brief telemarketing job in college, but I still believe in defending myself against them. Maybe not from the individuals themselves, who are just trying to make a buck, but from the shady companies they work for.

One of my friends used to say to long-distance-plan people that her husband worked for the other phone company... :lol: He did work for New England Telephone for a while (then Nynex, then Bell Atlantic, now Verizon... eesh) for a time, so it was partly true!

It's been hard work for me to teach my husband that you don't have to listen to the telemarketer's whole spiel, and that you can just hang up. He's from Indiana. :rolleyes: He's getting much more assertive though. Just can't let him go too far, or I will no longer be the undisputed boss of the household. :lol:

sassy
8-19-02, 10:16 AM
That is a good one AMK :lol:

I get these calls all of the time. One day I just reached the phone over to my 4 year old and told him to talk to them. :lol:

Tydestra
8-20-02, 06:05 PM
When the call, I talk in Latin, when they write I send them back letters in crayons.

Trust me that works :mwaha:

Therrall
8-20-02, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by amk27
I ask them for their home number so I can call them back at home. Understand they are just doing a job, but don't fricken call me at 7 or 8pm when I'm spending time with my family. LMFAO! :laugh:

Oddly enough, I don't get telemarketers calling me :confused: probably because they know I'd kick their asses if they kept calling me :lol:

Recker
8-20-02, 07:21 PM
As annoying as they are, most telemarketers are just trying to make a living, so I couldn't be rude to them unless they were rude to me.

sketcher
8-21-02, 11:53 AM
Collect a few of those postage-paid envelopes and put in their junk mail (and other companies' junk mail) and mail it back.

BrandyBlue
8-21-02, 02:07 PM
We all want revenge on these people, but this guy targeted the wrong person, and vicitimized someone who didn't deserve it. The receptionist probably has as much to do with those mailings as a fish has to do with a bicycle. Revenge is cool--I have indulged in it more than once, but I always made sure that I got the right person.