Have you ever been so bored out of your skull at work, that you start making up little games to play?

I'm sitting here in my office, tossing coins at the wall. The closest one near the wall, wins!! :lol:

Sheesh!! this is pathetic! :rolleyes:

I am that bored :rolleyes: It makes the day go by so slow doesn't it?

But that is why I like having the internet I can play games on line.
Pm'g people is always fun. :p


As I was looking through the Internet I found this article about you :eek:

Article By William H. Brown



As Cigarrette prices continue to rise, some local citizens are fighting back. Tim and Jeremy Randolph, residents of Bronx, aren't going to stand around and watch their hard earned money be taken away by cigarette taxes and high prices. Hunter and a group of friends, relatives and fellow Bronx residents have teamed up to fight back against tobacco companies. "Why pay hard earned money for a new pack of cigarettes, when you can find perfectly good, used butts, in ash trays all over town?" Said Tom Schmitt, the spokesperson for the group. Although stealing cigarette butts from ash trays around town is not without its difficulties. They've already been termed "The Butt Thiefs" by local shop owners and have been chased away from businesses and given numerous fines. "We're not going to stop "stealing" cigarettes. It's saving us hundreds of dollars a year. And in some cases, it's saving people hundreds of dollars a month. I don't see what the big deal is. People threw those butts away, and I feel that if something's been thrown away, then if someone else wants it, they can have it." Said Hunter. The local police department has given them several warnings already, stating that smoking these used butts is very unsanitary and aids in the spreading of disease. Hunter later commented, "So what if my lips fall off or something like that... I'm not hurting anyone else and I'm saving a ton of money in the process." To date, neither Hunter nor anyone else in the group has been arrested for stealing cigarette butts, but all that could change if a new law is passed, which would make stealing cigarette butts from public ash trays a federal offense.



http://www.bored.com/

Yeah... but there's only so much of the internet you can take... My eyes go crazy :goofy:

PM's are ok but sometimes people don't get back to you cause they are busy or something...

anyways... I got 5 coins to where the floor and the wall meet. That's 100 points each coin :lol: I'm getting good at this :rolleyes:

Here's my "Bored" horoscope :lol:

Scorpio - What happened to all the fun that you had yesterday? Scorpio wakes up in a strange place. Your jokes are no longer appreciated. Let someone else do the talking until you can figure this whole thing out.


:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Taz
PM's are ok but sometimes people don't get back to you cause they are busy or something...


You mean like the one I sent you 20 minutes ago that you never responded to....Putz? :lol:

Originally posted by Milani
As I was looking through the Internet I found this article about you :eek:





Um.. that's not me. I don't spell my name like that... can't be me.

It must be the weather today...I'm bored, the kids are bored, the cats are all sleeping, even the fish seem bored today. Not really a good day for the pool, it's a little cooler today and cloudy. Can't sit and read all of my email..I;ve only received about 5 all day long! I've been trying to get alot accomplished around the house today but just can't seem to get into the mood for anything.

Originally posted by Pagan

You mean like the one I sent you 20 minutes ago that you never responded to....Putz? :lol:


What the frig are you talking about D**khead? :lol:

I checked both my PM's and IM's and there's nothing from you Paly!

Unfortunately, my job has a lot of downtime. And a connection to the Internet. Due to the boredom of it all, my eyes kill by 5:00!

But today's boredom gave me the opportunity to discover a movie that is coming ou t(or probably already has) called "Cherish" which is about a woman obsessed with romance and 80s synth music! :)

I thought you were changing your name on here. I'll be ImSoooSure and you can be ImSoooBored!:p

Well Taz, I would discuss about how boring work is but, due to doctors orders, I can not go back to work till next Tuesday. I have been out of work most of this past week as well. I am getting so bored that I can not wait to go back to work.

Ok Milani.... I found a story about you! :lol:


Woman Caught Peeping In Toilet
Police were called to a parking lot in Prestonsburg, Monday afternoon where they caught a woman identified as Esmeralda. Apparently, she had dressed herself in clothing made of trash bags and crawled into a portable toilet. A man discovered Esmeralda vomiting on herself and gasping for air in the 130 degree temperatures. Police had to cut the toilet open to remove Esmeralda. "We don't even know how she managed to get in there in the first place." Said Officer Jack O'Conner. When asked why she was in the portable toilet, Esmeralda responded, "I was looking for treasure." Esmeralda will be sent to the Sunnydale Mental Health Facility in Sunnydale, California for mental analysis and observation. Officials suspect that he may have beenhiding in the portable toilet for nearly 6 hours, until the midday sun heated it to nearly lethal temperatures. Why she was hiding in the toilet is still unclear. But, they do know that she was lucky to get out alive.

Deputies hosed Esmeralda off before letting her into the back of their car, where he was then escorted to the police station for questioning.

Police were called to a parking lot in Prestonsburg, Monday afternoon where they caughta man identified as Esmeralda Auxier. Apparently, he had dressed himself

:hammer: Not me unless I got a sex change :hammer: Edit faster poop head :laugh:

You guys are bored! :laugh:

Ok Jen... I found a story on you! :lol:



News Network
Woman Steals Sack Of Jock Straps
Just before closing time, in a gym near Wheeling, WV, a woman walked in and started working out on the machines. This type of behavior isn't out of the ordinary. But what happened next was far from ordinary. 15 minutes after entering the gym, the woman who witnesses later identified as Unkown year old Jen snuck back into the gym's laundry room. Once there, she removed a pillow case from her pocket and began filling it with jock straps that were sitting in a hamper waiting to be washed. Once she had the pillow case filled, she ran out the laundry room door, running between the excercise equipment and headed straight for the exit. About 1/2 way through the gym, she bumped into someone who recognized her. Jen dropped the pillow case and ran out the door, but not before grabbing a handfull of jock straps and making her escape. Workers at the gym chased after the woman but were unable to stop her. Police are still looking for Jen for further questioning.

Originally posted by ImSoooSure
I thought you were changing your name on here. I'll be ImSoooSure and you can be ImSoooBored!:p


Sorry Lisa... :lol: I'm Taz..and I'll always be a Taz ;)






.... 20 min left folks, then my Bored fluff attacks will stop!! :laugh:

Originally posted by Taz



What the frig are you talking about D**khead? :lol:

I checked both my PM's and IM's and there's nothing from you Paly!

Hey shitforbrains....I IMed you on Yahoo to check out some of the new contestants in the WOW contest. It's STILL sitting up on my screen with NO answer.....PUTZ! :laugh:

Somethings wrong with Yahoo Bro.... I have no messeges from you.

:yikes: How did you find that story. :dammit: I thought I had that all wrapped up. Someone ratted me out! :1pissed:

You guys have tooooooo much free time!!!!!!!!! LOL I can't speak though. Decided not to go out today cause it's too damn hot here. I'll go shopping tomorrow. ;) Plus I'm getting a massage tomorrow. My day to treat myself tomorrow.

Oh my gosh Taz those stories are hilarious! :lol:

Originally posted by jen*
:yikes: How did you find that story. :dammit: I thought I had that all wrapped up. Someone ratted me out! :1pissed:


I have to confess Jen..... it was the National Enquirer. :lol:

These stories are very good. Maybe we should all start posting humurous news items here with xchangers names in them. :lol:

Originally posted by Taz
[B]Ok Jen... I found a story on you! :lol:



News Network
Woman Steals Sack Of Jock Straps
Just before closing time, in a gym near Wheeling, WV, a woman walked in and started working out on the machines. This type of behavior isn't out of the ordinary. But what happened next was far from ordinary. 15 minutes after entering the gym, the woman who witnesses later identified as Unkown year old Jen snuck back into the gym's laundry room. Once there, she removed a pillow case from her pocket and began filling it with jock straps that were sitting in a hamper waiting to be washed. Once she had the pillow case filled, she ran out the laundry room door, running between the excercise equipment and headed straight for the exit. About 1/2 way through the gym, she bumped into someone who recognized her. Jen dropped the pillow case and ran out the door, but not before grabbing a handfull of jock straps and making her escape. Workers at the gym chased after the woman but were unable to stop her. Police are still looking for Jen for further questioning.



:eek: I live like 10 minutes from Wheeling!! :lol:

Originally posted by Recker
These stories are very good. Maybe we should all start posting humurous news items here with xchangers names in them. :lol:

Thats a great idea Recker! We should do it in the fun and games forum!:D

Originally posted by TopCat

:eek: I live like 10 minutes from Wheeling!! :lol:


I know the area well TC, I used to go to college near Zanesville, OH. I knew Jen lived in WV, I just picked that town when I was pluging info in that news story generator. ;)



Hey Lisa & Recker, that is a good Idea about the News Story thread in the Games forum! :thumb:






Stacy.... sometimes you just don't know what to do with yourself all day. :lol: There's only SO much posting you can do because once you make yor rounds, you kinda have to wait until someone posts in return..... That's why I was pitching coins today! :laugh:

Originally posted by Taz
[B]


I know the area well TC, I used to go to college near Zanesville, OH. I knew Jen lived in WV, I just picked that town when I was pluging info in that news story generator. ;)



Makes sense now! Here I am trying to think of what gym that happened in.http://www.salacious.de/Smiliez/Gefuehle/Gluecklich/gluecktomato.gif

The absolute BEST stories are to be found in the Weekly World News! Even though they're 100% bullshit, they're funny as hell! I'd love to work there! Just this week I found out:

1 - Flatulant sheep are destroying the ozone layer!

2 - A midget fell into an airplane toilet and was trapped there for the entire flight!

3 - Emelia Airhart's plane landed in the South...with a skeleton flying it!

4 - A diabolical company is shaving baby apes and putting them up for adoption as human babies!

5 - Satan has denounced rock & roll and is now a big fan of rap! (we knew this already though ;) )

See what important stuff they report? :laugh:

Originally posted by TopCat


:eek: I live like 10 minutes from Wheeling!! :lol:

I live about an hour from Wheeling, which explains why I drove ALL THE WAY up there to steal those jock straps! I certainly wouldn't want anyone here to find out about that! :laugh:

:laugh:

I was looking at some old posts and ran across this one :lol:

I loved the stories in here.

I get so bored at work but unfortunately we can't get on the internet at work, so I end up staring at my computer or looking at the clock most of the day wishing it would hurry up.

I hate being bored makes the day go by so much slower.

I'm sitting here in my office, tossing coins at the wall.
So do you ACTUALLY DO anything at work? :D :p :lol:
Repping 10 people a day can get rid of boredom. :yesnod:

This is what I read when I am bored and I have no motivation to get up from my computer chair....

http://www.weirdlinks.com/

I used to take an empty water bottle and set it in the corner, then make a paper ball and try throwing it in the bottle. :lol:

This is what I read when I am bored and I have no motivation to get up from my computer chair....

http://www.weirdlinks.com/



Ah-HAH!! now I know where Jasper gets his links from! http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/lol9.gif

LMAO!! I take it Taz isn't bored anymore!! Those stories are to funny!!

Well, I have since got layed off from that job. LOL now I work in a factory to make ends meet and don't have the luxury of using a computer anymore. :rolleyes: I can only do my surfing at home now.

Now i'm fascinated about "butt jewlery" and "velcro man"! LMAO!!

on this link http://www.weirdlinks.com/