outofplacechild
6-13-02, 10:16 AM
Okay, so I'm channel-surfing and I come across 80s metal clips on VH1. I thought "Hey, cool...My stuff".
Then the interviews with people on New York streets started, and it pissed me off.
One hipster said they all had bad hair and wore women's clothing (Talk about blatant generalizations). One hoity-toity culture person with odd-colored hair associated them all with drugs. Another punk just said in response to names like Poison, Cinderella and Faster Pussycat, "They're all hair-metal bands and they're all pussies!"
I'm sorry, but I am pissed.
I declare here, loudly and proudly, that I am an 80s-metal fan. They knew how to live the rock star life, and they took their fantasies and made them reality.
What have we seen in rock in the past ten years? Stuff that makes you weep, cloning that's cheap and unwashed and bitter and world-hating creeps.
I don't care how 80s metal people looked (and to me, they were as handsome as anything)...I go by what pleasures my ear, and that is a rock band in wild clothing singing about life in the fast lanes.
P.S...
The ladies who were and are fans of 80s-metallers are infinitely hotter to me.
Sincerely,
John "outofplacechild" Kilduff
Then the interviews with people on New York streets started, and it pissed me off.
One hipster said they all had bad hair and wore women's clothing (Talk about blatant generalizations). One hoity-toity culture person with odd-colored hair associated them all with drugs. Another punk just said in response to names like Poison, Cinderella and Faster Pussycat, "They're all hair-metal bands and they're all pussies!"
I'm sorry, but I am pissed.
I declare here, loudly and proudly, that I am an 80s-metal fan. They knew how to live the rock star life, and they took their fantasies and made them reality.
What have we seen in rock in the past ten years? Stuff that makes you weep, cloning that's cheap and unwashed and bitter and world-hating creeps.
I don't care how 80s metal people looked (and to me, they were as handsome as anything)...I go by what pleasures my ear, and that is a rock band in wild clothing singing about life in the fast lanes.
P.S...
The ladies who were and are fans of 80s-metallers are infinitely hotter to me.
Sincerely,
John "outofplacechild" Kilduff