It's kinda like that Smurf thing. Alphabetically, think up the worst character for Barbie to be. One post a day. :p

Animal Barbie - she's been partying a bit too much.

Barfly Barbie- comes with a magic dress that falls off when you put a drink in her hand

Crack-whore Barbie (was that over the line ... it was, wasn't it ?? :D)

Diarrea (sp?) Barbie. comes with the extra BIG roll of toilet paper.

Darelic Barbie, comes with her own trailer, missing tooth and remains of a 72 dodgedart for the front yard

Elongated Neck Barbie - She can do the chicken walk like the best of them. :lol:

Frostbitten Barbie - dip her in ice and she turns purple and black, also comes with broken down Barbie camper and three half-eaten friend. Poor Theresa....:lol:

Ghost Barbie... she's white and vanishes if you're not careful

Hungover Barbie - after too many drinks with Ken.

Intoxicated Barbie.....comes with a bottle of vodka :drunk:

Cool game Shortie!:)

Jailbait Barbie - A young Barbie wearing Daisy Duke shorts w/ her butt cheeks hanging out, a tank with dirty bra straps showing and a pack of cigs for the dirty old man down the road.

Keg-party Barbie

Barbie goes to college and meets the frat boys! Comes complete with a beer-bong and plastic cups so that Barbie can get her malt-liquor freak on!

Lewd Barbie - does everything against the Barbie code (comes with tatoo's, piercings, implants, 6 pack, bong, dominatrix outfit, sexual devices, etc... Bound up Ken sold separately.

Microwaved Barbie - see what will happen to you after spending a whole year in a tanning machine...in only 90 seconds! :D

(Comes with a powerful 1000 w-microwave oven, sunblocker with protection factor 5000 and one free consultation of a dermatist)

Nakey Barbie - she found Playboy

Obsese Barbie... :lol:

Politician Barbie - now YOU can pretend to be a lobbyist at home! Comes with strings to make her dance, and programmable voice chip to make her say whatever choice of political statement YOU want her to. Collect all three shades of pantsuit with extra-wide pockets to stuff with bribe money.

Queasy Barbie.. comes with barf bags for when she gets sick. ;)

Rancid Barbie

Silly Barbie

Tazmanian Devil Barbie

Uber Barbie - sends surprises in the mail :eek:

Valium Barbie... comes with free samples

Workaholic Barbie.

This one has no time for fun because she's too busy in the office keeping the boss happy!

Yodelling Barbie

Yodels 24 hours a day

Zoolander Barbie - She went to the Derek Zoolander center for kids who can not read very well but also want to good at other stuff too. ;) :D

Afghanistan Barbie - only female model available there for a few years, as other Barbie professions were not allowed to be pursued. Veil cannot be removed under punishment of death. This line was fortunately discontinued in late 2001.

Blowjob Barbie...if you are in doubt of her abilities, see how she can suck a ping pong-ball through a garden hose... :eek: :lol:

Confused Barbie...your typical blonde. :)

Dazed Barbie - ditto Flix's explaination ;)

Evil Barbie.....worships the devil ;)

Fellatio Barbie...her knees bend :D

Garbage Pail Barbi

(Cross between a garbage pail kid and a barbi doll)

Hairy Barbi -Comes with razors, shaving cream & wax treatments. Just rotate her arm and watch the hair under her arms on her legs and bikini line grow back.

New Yorker Barbie

Comes dressed with a "New York F**king City" t-shirt, punk hair, tats, piercing and a mouth that makes Sailors blush!

Irritation Barbie - may cause chafing if played with for too long.

Junkfood Barbie - She is an overweight Barbie which makes her look like a real woman.

Kissing Barbie... charges $5 a kiss at the state fair :*

Lunatic Barbie -She has mangeled hair, sings to herself and wears big fluffy sweaters in the summer. She even comes with her own shopping cart for wandering around downtown San Francisco.

Mutant Barbie - Is that a third leg coming out of her back?

Nerd Barbi (Bespectacled, acne riddled, very uncool Barbi)

Orgasm Barbie.... really has fun playing with Ken ;)

Pick-A-Part Barbie -She's made of all the little Barbie parts you've ever torn off.

Quiet Barbie

Comes with a Gag to shut her up!

Run DMC Barbie - Word!

Stubborn Barbie - she's so stubborn you want to punch her! :dammit:

Tourniquet Barbie -A mean big brother tore her arm off! She hangs out with Pick-A-Part Barbie.

Underarm Odor Smurf - she loves to workout, just wish she'd take a shower.

Vicious Barbie - you know she loves her punk rock. Hangs out with Sid and Nancy.

White trash Barbie! COmes complete with a Lynard Skynard t shirt, and a 75 pontiac ventura with a "grass gass or ass, nobody rides for free" Bumper sticker.

Xtrovert Barbie (The shameless one who will do anything for popularity)

Yoda Barbie -You can just imagine what she looks like.

Zombie Barbi (Special undead Halloween Barbie doll)

Anarchist Barbie - my kinda barbie! comes with anarchy patches and an anarchy tee shirt. Has bright green hair!

Beached Whale Barbi- a fat doll, with Malibu beach clothes

Candlestick Barbie - Whoa is her hair on Fire?

Doormat Barbie -Let's Ken walk all over her!

Elephantitis Barbi- Swollen "down there" (anatomically incorrect!)

Flaming Barbie - she's got a major infection :yucky:

Grease Barbie- she just pops out of your hands when you try to grab her.

Hells Angel Barbie- Comes with a harley, and a bad speed habit!

Innocent Barbie..... still waiting for Ken to get a clue ;)

Jaded Barbie -She's been way overused!

Kazoo Barbie - Just hum into this!

Lustful Barbie - she wants it all the time!

Make out Barbie - comes surgically attached to Ken. :lol:

Nut Case Barbie -
Poor thing

One Legged Barbie (Already comes with one of its limbs pulled off)

Priestess Barbie..... part of a coven of dolls ;) :witch:

Quack Barbie -She goes around acting like she is Dr. Barbie!

Randy Barbie (Very promiscuous)

Skateboarding Barbie - She's a thrasher Chick

Taz Barbie- She is a bit Hairy :lol:

Urban Barbie

Varicose Vein Barbie -:yucky: Need I explain?

Whining Barbie (A talking Barbie that forever complains about being considered a sex object).

Yellow Barbie - She's a little ill :barf:

Zit Barbie ...... comes with acne treatment ;)

Albino Barbie -White, white, white!

BBW barbie!

She cant lay off the bon bons!

Cool Barbie

Leathers and shades compulsory!

Destruction Hungry Barbie - MY KINDA BARBIE!!!!! Comes complete with chainsaw and kegs of Beer.

Elephantwoman Barbie, the grotesque bumps and growths are sold in limited editions

Furry Barbie (The rejected doll that was accidentally made into a cuddly toy rather than a plastic doll)

Goddess Barbie.....likes to be worshipped. ;)

Hannibal Barbie -She likes to bite Ken's head off.

Insolent Barbie - She's always answering back!

Jack Barbie - well...ya know...:naughty:

Kickboxing Barbie

Lyme Disease Barbie -She had a really bad tick attack while camping in the Barbie Camper with P.J.!

Monster Barbie.... comes with a collection of monsters

Nancy Barbie - Ken as Sid comes seperate. ;)

that's a scary thought- Nancy barbie :p
but Sid, now that would be cool..lol

Online Barbie

comes with her own laptop. all she does 24-7 is well,,,ok, she's an innocent looking hacker who's plotting to take over Microsoft..look out Bill Gates..:rolleyes:

Puberty Barbie - Comes with her own sanitary items as accessories.

Quarantine Barbie -Totally isolated in her dream house so she won't spread disease.

Rape Barbie - Ken got a little horny. ;) :naughty:

Super Barbie - The new super hero Barbie. Well the other super hero dolls all seem to be good sellers!! :lol:

Ted Barbie - Comes with big mouth and even bigger ego. :D

Urges Barbie - doesn't matter what the urge is... she can't stop her self and she likes giving in to those urges.


Great game Shortie Blonde!

Velcro Barbie

all of her outfits for dates out with Ken have velcro instead of buttons. he gets easily frustrated with those. and so does she.lol

Weight Watcher Barbie - comes complete with 123 counters, sweats, scale, serenity prayer and a bag of celery.

Xerox Barbie... makes copies of herself ;)

Y
Yellow Barbie -She's been ill and has turned a bit jaundice.

Zany Barbie - She's been taking way too many notes on Weird Al

Army Brat Barbie

Bitchy Barbie - You don't want to get on the wrong side of this doll!

Crispy Barbie - she got a little too close to the malibu camper habachi.

Dorky Barbie

wears highwaters all the time, and goes around messing everything up and annoying everyone. Then she says, "Did I do that?"

Experienced Barbie -She met up with a lonely G.I. Joe!

lol, immsoosure

Freaky Barbie... into whips & chains :naughty:

Gonorrhea Barbie, penicillain sold seperately

Holy Barbie (The Barbie who joined the nunnery)

Insane Barbie - comes with a straight jacket...padded room comes separate for only 16.99

Jam Barbie.... comes with a bottle of jam ;)

Oozing Sores Barbie ~ Buy her by the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel for $50. :lol:

How did we jump from J to O there? :eek: :lol:

Getting back on track :

Kickboxer Barbie - she's mad as heck about being taken for a sex object, and she's not gonna take it anymore. ;)

Lust Barbie..... lusts after all the male dolls ;)

M

Matador Barbie -Let's just say the bull walked away!

Ostrich-Neck Barbie - Damn.. that's a long neck! :eek:

You forgot N

Nuke Barbie - She makes a mushroom cloud when you throw her on the ground hard.

P

Preppy Barbie

Q

Quash Barbie -She's totally suppressed.

Rivet head barbie - shes the real metal queen :D

Stoned Barbie... comes with a sample of pot ;)

Tossed Up Barbie - her hair's all f***ed up, because she ran out of hair spray and your dog found her head to be quite yummy. :D

Witchy Barbie... comes with a broomstick & cauldron

X

Xing Barbie -She didn't see the No Xing sign on the railroad tracks and got a little mangled

Zen Barbie... into meditation

Originally posted by Shortie Blonde
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<giggles> Ok back to acting mature......



Asshole Barbie................she's a real ass.

Bloated and retaining water Barbie..

Chop Shop Barbie -All parts sold separately!

Demonic Barbie - Her head spins all the way around, by itself! :eek:

Epedemic (sp?) Barbie - hell, she's got everything. :barf:

Farting Barbie........She's a gas!

Gspot Barbie - comes complete with directions so even Ken can find it.

Horns Barbie - She can't hide her naughty devil side anymore, Ken beware! :naughty:

Imbecile Barbie -This one really is stupid!

Football barbie- comes with shoulder pads and matching purse.

Dan... next letter after "I" is "J" ;)


Javlin Barbie - Piss her off and she'll stake ya in the ass! :eek:

Kinky Barbie - Ted's favorite. :D :p

Lewd, Rude & Crude Barbie - pull her string and she make even truckers cover their ears.

Murderous Barbie - Comes with an entire set of tools to use on her victims.

Nagging Barbie...........

Octane Barbie - she reeks gasoline

Parched Barbie - she's so dehydrated...well she actually looks the same as origional barbie and anorexic barbie but you get the picture. :laugh:

Quarintine Barbie.... comes in a box you can't open ;)

R
Reefer Barbie -She comes with pink papers, the official Barbie lighter and a heart shaped box of mints for her bad breath!

Quit Smoking Barbie - she has little heart patches of nicotrol and grownup sizes for mommy to play too.

S.T.D Barbie.......

Tramp Barbie... come with trampy mini-skirts & f*ck-me-boots

U
Unisex Barbie

Virginal Barbie - Who continually rejects Ken's advances

Wha Wha Wha Barbie - Chachi's favorite Barbie!!! :rolleyes:

Xstasy Barbie........You figure it out.

Y

Yugo Barbie -She couldn't afford the pink corvette.

Zapped Barbie - she's been running around the floor too long with socks on. :rolleyes: :lol:

Amphibious Barbie - comes with floats :lol:

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Shortie r u coming back to FMRHS? I ask this because i read your messange and it said that you were going to be stocking dan on august 28th which is the first day of school.

from the Culture Club Freak:cool: ;) :devil: :goofy: :vibrator: :ego: :p

Bitchy Barbie - Oh oh it's that time of the month!

Originally posted by Culture Club Freak
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Shortie r u coming back to FMRHS? I ask this because i read your messange and it said that you were going to be stocking dan on august 28th which is the first day of school.

from the Culture Club Freak:cool: ;) :devil: :goofy: :vibrator: :ego: :p

Well I hope I am. CALL ME!!!!!!!!! email me too, we can't make fluff inside game posts :p It will confuse people. :p

Crypt Barbie - do it yourself bandages included.

Diarrhea Barbie.....Shes allways in the bathroom.

E
Easy Chair Barbie -Sits around all day watching TV and making Ken bring her and PJ beers.

F*** me Tab Barbie - comes with a f*** me tab necklace for you and her

Giggling Barbie - Pull her chord and she will giggle inanely like a school girl.

Hooker Barbie........Hey Joe, 20 dollars I show you good time.

Ice Princess Barbie - her vacant eyes will have a cold stare that looks right through Ken and nothing will please her.

Jinx Barbie -She's just a lot of bad luck.

Klu Klux Klan Barbie- wasn't well received by the public and dropped from production

Lunatic Barbie

Moronic Barbie. Wait, thats most of them. (Sorry Girls)

New York taxie cab driver barbie

Over-eater Barbie. (No nice slim dolls in this range!)

Originally posted by surfnut
Moronic Barbie. Wait, thats most of them. (Sorry Girls)
Is nooot! You obviously haven't met surferchick Barbie!:p

P

Pizza Face Barbie -She needs clearasil pronto!

Quack Barbie - She thinks she's a Duck!

Rampant Zit Barbie - :yucky:

Schitzo Barbie - think A Beautiful Mind

Tank Girl Barbie - older brothers were pulled into production on this one to give that je ne sais quoi spikey hair look :cool:

Unpredictable Barbie. Just another one of the gals. (was that bad?)

That was funny Rosco!!!!!!

Venomous Barbie -She bites!

Wild Youth Barbie - what would happen if I was a Barbie or dressed her? :troll:

X-treme Barbie, What the hell they slap that word on everything else.

Yelling & Screaming Barbie - Pull her chord and she shouts out some of the most filthiest language imaginable

Z

Zonked Barbie -She's experiencing a bad hangover.

Anarchist Barbie

B

Box Car Barbie -She doesn't have the Barbie Dream House either.

Originally posted by Recker
Anarchist Barbie

HELL YEAH!

C

Carlea Barbie - yours truly. Comes complete with 49 bangles and UK flag necklace. :D

deviant barbie.....shes reallly , really bad!

Ergonomic Barbie - Comes with easily detachable parts to avoid muscle strain.

F

Firecracker Barbie -A big brother decided she'd make a great 4th of July toy!

Granny Barbie... comes with gray hair, a cane and a rocking chair :)

Hungover Barbie - Partied waaaay too much last night. :laugh:

Originally posted by ImSoooSure
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Firecracker Barbie -A big brother decided she'd make a great 4th of July toy!

KEWL!

Insane Clown Posse Barbie

Jewel Barbie - complete with guitar, poetry books and the homeaway from home car - rabbit hatchback to live in :)

Jolly Barbie - It's a special Christmas doll with Barbie dressed in a Mrs Claus suit.

K

Klondike Barbie -She does way too many things for Klondike bars!

Loose Lips Barbie. Hey Hey, calm down! She cant keep secrets.

Miracle Worker Barbie - Anne Sullivan...Eat your heart out!

Bulemic Barbie and she comes with a pile of puke.:barf:

Nympho Barbie......Shes my favorite!!!

Organic Barbie - my parents' fave :lol:

Pita Barbie - makes you a wrap in seconds.

Rebel Barbie

Party Barbie.

S

Skycap Barbie -The pilot thing didn't work out!

Torture Barbie - comes with all sorts of fattening foods to feed Barbie so she gains weight.

Uncontrolable Barbie..... she moves on her own

V
Vandal Barbie -She steals spray paint from Target and then writes bad things about Skipper on the sides of buildings.

Originally posted by ImSoooSure
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Vandal Barbie -She steals spray paint from Target and then writes bad things about Skipper on the sides of buildings.

LOL! :lol:


Walrus Barbie - She's got the worst buck teeth :D

X-treame Barbie......Scabbed knees and all.

Yule Barbie -She wears Christmas themed clothing year round.

Zoom Zoom Zoom Barbie - she's been taking some speed :eek:

Albino Barbie - the eyes are white along with her luminous skin and hair (actually Matel's face painting machine was down but nothing slows down production and consumption in capitalism) :laugh:

Black Barbie - The Politically Correct range

Contagious Barbie...You dont want what she comes with.

D
Dilapidated Barbie -She's been in storage too long!

**I think some people are forgetting it's one post a day** :p

Elderly Barbie - she's hunched over and when you pull her string she says "watch where you're going you little punk!" :rolleyes:

Foolish Barbie- Blonde and acting silly

Garbage Pail Barbie

Hallucinagen Barbie - manufactured in Brazil. If you can get high licking frogs why not market this baby. :naughty:

I

Insomniac Barbie -Stays up late every night posting on the xchange!

Japanese Barbie - The new PC Asian doll.

K-Tel Barbie - she's the reject that gets sold with the wacky vegie slicer and 8 track tapes of Tammy and Walyn.

Originally posted by ImSoooSure
IInsomniac Barbie -Stays up late every night posting on the xchange!
:rolleyes: Im not even gonna respond to this one, to easy.


Lollipop Barbie: You just cant stop licking her.

M

Moonshine Barbie -Her and Uncle Jesse have a lucrative little business.

Nookie Barbie-Town Ho

Optimistic Barbie - you can't shut her up!

Perv barbie - Watch her hands!

Quality Barbie - A doll that doesn't fall apart after a few months! :lol:

R
Robot Barbie -She'll do anything you say!

Sexist Barbie- Hates Men

Tape Worm Barbie - she is very skinny :lol:

Under developed Barbie- Comes with implants

Vasoline Barbie ;) :naughty:

Waxing Barbie- No hair any where

X Chromosome Barbie -I hate X!

Yo-Yo Barbie

Z

Zel Barbie- Named after one of our own!

Anytime Barbie: My kind of blonde doll:devil:

Blonde Barbie -Comes with grommets, a Clash shirt, 50 bangles and a clothespin bracelet. Punkin Pie recipe also included for a limited time. ;)

Choir Girl Barbie

Dish Pan Hands Barbie - shes been washing too many dishes and her hands are pruny!

Emporor's New Clothes Barbie - :eek:

Pan Handler Barbie: Typical Barbie with ragged clothes, backpack, and sign reading: "Family living in woods. Need help. God bless."

(I have no idea if this has been posted, I didn't care enough to look)

F

False Everything Barbie -She's had way too much plastic surgery.

Gun Smoke Barbie - "Are ya feelin lucky today?...Punk!" :lol:

Handy Girl Barbie - She keeps everybody happy! :eek:

Iceicle Barbie..... very coold ;)

Jackyl Barbie- has the most anoying laugh