Name one thing that only ever happens in the movies. We all have to know at least one!! :lol:

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Only in the movies:
The bad guys can die 10 times and still come back to kill.

Only one? Okay, I'll limit myself to one this time:

all time bombs have big red LED countdown readouts on them.

I know how you feel, C.C. :lol: I can name a lot, too. But you can play again tomorrow (I know I will), and that way we all get a chance. :)

I wish I'd have put my favorite one in first....I just know someone is gonna beat me to it now!! :lol:

All numbers start with 555

A man can charge at a guy shooting at him and still avoid being hit.

Women can cry and cry and cry:cry: :cry: :cry: but their makeup never runs and their eyes turn this beautiful shade of blue or green.

Something that only happens in the movies? :lol: OK, take that one: Tom Cruise being the tallest man in a crowded party!

Heroes always walk away from what would normally be fatal car crashes.

Kids walk in to creepy buildings and follow eerie strangers even when they know there's a teen hating mad axe murderer on the loose

People wake up and kiss and never have morning breath http://www.colute.net/cwm/cwm/cwm/face45.gif

The good guy always gets the girl in the end. :rolleyes:

The super brainy, evil incarnate bad guy always has to explain himself to the good guy, when he should just plainly blow him away. No talk - no hesitation just give him the freakin bullet, dammit!!! :devil:

They never learn, those screen villains :rolleyes:

All the women (and some of the men) have perfect makeup, whatever they happen to be doing... running away from a bad guy, waking up in the morning, scaling Mt. Everest :D :D

In a car chase... let's say in San Francisco.... They keep going after making numerous jumps on the hills... you see them bottom out but THEY KEEP GOING! :lol:

Old and wrinkled steroid-pumped bodybuilders with Austrian accents always get laid!

Indiana Jones and others, their hats never fall off even when they're crawling under a truck going 60 mph.

Whenever the bad guy gets socked in the face, he always falls straight down instead of possibly getting thrown off-balance first.

People had perfect teeth even in ancient and medieval times.

You can run all you want... run as fast as you can... but the bad guy, who is walking.. will catch up to you anyway.. :lol:

Cool!! Nobody took mine!!

No matter who they are, where they are, what they happen to be doing at the time, EVERYONE gets killed to music.

In any horror movie the killer can be everywhere all the time killing everyone without leaving any evidence, even though he is human!

The villain dies a horrible death, but still manages to return again for revenge in the next movie.

Children don't die...

Only in a movie can Tom Cruise be a fighter pilot in the Navy.

One can simply turn on the radio or TV to instantly find a broadcast that immediately launches into a news story relevant to the plot.

The ugly duckling is always a long lost prince/princess/charity case and gets a total makeover that makes them beautiful and popular.

Only in the movies (at least the ones you can see at a regular theater) do people have sex UNDER the sheets.

The woman who is running away from the killer in a horror movie always has to fall at least once.

If a male and female character really hate each other on first sight, they will be together by the end of the film.

The guy who is being framed for something he didn't do always manages to elude the police just long enough to solve the puzzle and clear his name.

When a pedestrian is being pursued by a motor vehicle they will always continue running along the road, trying to out run the vehicle rather than detour and run somewhere that the car can't follow.

And, Recker, when the bad guys and good guys are along side each other's cars, the good guys will always speed up instead of slam on the breaks and turn quickly...and of course, the bad guys hit road construction and crash....:rolleyes:

A large explosion can be outdriven or even outrun on foot before it reaches its full size.

Only in the movies you end up with Mr. Right

Originally posted by ValJ ...hit road construction and crash [/B]

Ever notice how the vehicle always manages to escape being scratched when going through road construction? It seems like hitting anything short of a tree or building the vehicle stays in one piece.

A woman can, and regularly does, defeat a man in a physical fight. This is true even if there is no reason to believe that the particular woman is any tougher than average for her gender than the particular man is for his. (see also video games and recent pro wrestling)

Only in the movies can they come up with these crazy "I want that man so bad I'm gonna...." plots and manipulations. And, of course, the woman who plotted it always gets found out and never gets to keep the man....

In an aircraft when something happens to the pilot there is always a passenger who is able to land the plane via instructions from the ground.

Only in the movies......

Can a shallow man become deep!


(I saw About a Boy.....2hrs of my life I'll never get back!!):lol:

Only in the movies can a women have a make over and look amazing.

Only in the Movies can a team of no-hopers, coached by an over the hill drunk and have a fat overweight shy person, a token black guy who is sorta freaky and either an asian or a latin maniac can after 2 training sessions and a drinking binge the night before the game beat the Superbowl Champs!

Only in the movies can you dodge bullets by leaning backwards and still stay on your feet and not get hit by one of them :lol:

Only in the movies will people search the ENTIRE HOUSE!!! for the source of a noise without a weapon...

Did Prefab Spouter take a week's worth there?

Okay, the "token black" is such a cliche that there's now a cliche referring to the cliche -

comedies must always point out that the token black guy is a token black guy and will not survive the film if it's a horror or action parody.

All nuns are funny or a little bit "naughty". Nuns are really, really fun or exciting to be around.

Only in the movies would a cop, while in pursuit of the "bad guy", EVER need to check his gun to be sure it was loaded.

AND- only in the movies can 17 rounds be fired from a revolver!!

Nice men who are shy and stammering do not make women nervous at all, women actually find this endearing.

Only in the movies....can women eat whatever they want and not gain weight....:lol:

only in the movies can an american go to a foreign country and everyone speaks English with an accent

Only in the movies...the cars can do the wildest stunts and keep on running, and if they finally crash, they will immediately blaze up in a flare which looks like a tactical nuke was fired...

Only in the movies can ... people never go to the bathroom!

Computer commands don't use any techno jargon. When a character wants to initiate the countdown, just type in "INITIATE COUNTDOWN". The computer responds in kind with lines that are equally easy to understand.... even error messages.

am i right here?. that only in movies and television do people not take their shoes off when come into a house or apartment?

Only in the movies...

Do you hear the same traffic sounds like honking horns, car peeling out etc.

And that aforementioned computer has a nice reflective screen so the character's face dramatically shows up in it.

Only in the movies....people have flawless bodies when 'doing the deed'. :lol:

Only in the movies...........

Can two people "make love" and make it look as though it's the most beautiful thing ever! (When we all know that it's more fun to HAVE fun during the deed!!!):wildthing

Only in the movies... does police officers have a sense of humor

Only in movie...do people live happily ever after

A character can learn two minutes worth of information by picking up the phone and listening for five seconds, then saying OK and hanging up.

No one can help ripping their own glasses off when making an important point to someone.

Only in the movies-

Can you drive recklessly on the sidewalks in the city, knocking everything over and not loose your drivers license.

Can smoking look Cool

Only in the movies you can have a baby and the next day you loose all the weight!

And the babies come out without goop all over them.

All cab drivers are white guys with facial stubble.

Only in the movies can you get hit so many times and not pass out

Only in the movies their problems can be solved in two hours or less.

Only in the movies-

Can you fall off the roof of a house during a party and not get hurt. LOL

All hookers have hearts of gold.

Only in the movies...do people get killed for no good reason IN THE MIDDLE OF NOOKIE!!! Oh, that is a true horror film....:lol:

Dogs only growl at people who are evil.

Cars can be started faster by hot wiring them than actually using a key.

only in the movies....do secret agents (such as my 007) last longer than any normal man could.

Mermaids grow long hair that when they come to the surface, falls over their front side in two conveniently placed locks.

Only in the movies:

Most of the time when characters are brusing their teeth, there is never any toothpaste on the toothbrush or foaming on their mouth.

They are able to bring back a character that previously had been killed off. This character would either have a cameo appearance or play throughout the whole film.

Apartment dwellings in New York have nice big rooms.

Only in the movies-

Can a little guy hit a big guy, and knock him out with one punch.

When actors are riding in convertibles, hair gets blown around and messed up, but when the vehicle stops and they emerge, their hair is nicely fixed.

Ordinary folks can become buff one-person fighting machines with just a few week's training.

The moods of the charaters control the weather. It rains when the main character is sad, it's windy when he's mad, and its sunny when he's happy.

Only in the movies.....will someone run and lock themselves in the house after the murderer/monster is already inside...

When looking through binoculars, your vision is limited to a pair of connected circles (the black cut-out obscures a bit of stuff above and below dead center).

Only in the movies...in a horror film, usually a female is the last to survive and defend herself like none of the others could, she possesses strength and wit, but when she's running she falls a zillion times crying, like a weakling! :lol:

Very old grave markers can be left unattended for countless years but stay legible and little-worn.

Only in the movies...can a person walk into a pitch black room and strike a match or flick a bic and almost the whole room is dimly lit! :goofy:

Speaking of dimly lit, no one ever sleeps in real darkness, the bedroom at night is so nice and blue that you can recognize the characters.

Can smoking look Cool

Hey, here's an idea - why don't you keep your petty little insults to yourself?

Can smoking look Cool

Hey, here's an idea - why don't you keep your petty little insults to yourself?

Spaceships, vans, and other large traveling vehicles are amazingly roomy on the inside compared to their outer appearance.

Only in the movies....the good guys always finish first. The bad guys are always defeated, except in horror movies where they want a sequel.

And the good guy wins even if the bad guy cheats - if the good guy has a chance to put away the villain in a 'cheap' way, he will relinquish it to settle the big fight honourably.

Only in the movies can you fall off a tall building and not die!

Only in the Movies, can a guy go from barely able to speak clear elnglish when he is poor, can speak nearly flawless english when he gets rich, and then is nearly unable to speak again when he looses his money. (see, Rocky I through V)

Only in the Movies...

can you put on a pair of old basketball shoes, hit by lightning and then suddenly play ball better than Michael Jordan :lol:

Only in the movies....do children walk down the stairs at the same time all happily (like in Mrs. Doubtfire.)

The person that head-bunts another person never seems to get fazed or hurt by this moronic stunt.

Only in the Movies~


Can cartoon characters and human actors look like they can see each other