Let's try to make it make sense...maybe we can get Michael to publish it for us!! :lol:

I'm gonna loosen the one post rule and let you have two a day, just not back to back, OK? ;)

Now, you can only post one sentence at a time, and the song title should stand out. You can use one or two titles in a sentence, if you can make them fit. :) The song year is of no consequence. :)

Example: Everytime You Go Away, I breathe a sigh of relief.

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"Don't Tell Me You Love Me, because I Dowanna Know!!," she screamed at the top of her lungs.

"But Honey, I was only Foolin!" he replied.

"I don't care whether you were joking or not! Hit the road Jack!"

Fine, I'll get in my Bitchin' Camero and Drive!

That's the way Jack took his place in the driver's seat

:8offtopic I just love you guys! :D I know, I know....lay off the sauce. :lol:


On Topic:

Jack and Diane had finally decided to say their Little Goodbyes.

Jack stepped on the gas and drove Downtown where he met up with Sarah his Part time lover.

She knew Jack was Just A Gigolo, but her Obsession with this man ran too deep....

In his mind, Jack wondered, "Do You Feel Like I Feel" or "Is There Something I Should Know?"

...while Diane wondered, this must be Somebody's Baby, but I dare not air my Dirty Laundry

Jack went to his buddy and told him "Im messing around with my best friends girl, Jessie's girl!"

His buddy said, "Jack, you are bad. Don't you know she is a devil woman and she will just end up being a heartbreaker?"

"The Girl Can't Help It," Jack cried, "and Any Day Now she will see the error of her ways!!"

"But Jack, she is an evil woman"

"I don't care any more" Jack said, "The girl is mine. I wouldn't care if she was the spawn of Satan!"

Would I Lie To You? This woman has the Devil inside!

I don't wanna know it and I don't want to talk about it, I'd never forget[/i] all the things she gave me she's my only love... Since I don't have you!!! :lol:

Diane knew Only Time Will Tell but she had a feeling this was going to be a Cruel Summer.

"I Heard a Rumour," Jack said to Diane one day, Out of the Blue.

"Is their something I should know?" Diane asked.

Jack thought he'd better tell her about it

"Diane," Jack began "Whenever you're on my mind, you know that I melt with you, but sometimes one thing leads to another..."

"You Were Always On My Mind," he claimed, "and I Need You Tonight, but you make me wanna cry."

"So cruelly you kissed me..but you will wait until, you give yourself to him." he said.

"I Beg Your Pardon" said Diane " I've heard your88 Lines About 44 Women before! What about this note I found in your jeans that says Jenny 867-5309 ?"

"It Don't Mean Nothin', baby, you know you're Still The One!!," he lied.

"I Should Have Known Better," she yelled at him, "if I ever hear more Rumours about You and that Little 15, I'm gonna kick your butt To France!"

Was that okay, Val? :lol:

Your Love Is Drviing Me Crazy! Me and myGirls Just Wanna Have Fun. I'm leaving and taking a trip to Kokomo.

"Please Don't Go," Jack stammered pleadingly, pointing his Hands to Heaven. "If I Can't Have You, I don't want nobody, baby..."

Originally posted by wavemaster
Was that okay, Val? :lol:
Perfection, as always, my dear sir!! ;)

"Oh, PUH-leeeze," she bit out, "You just want me to Strut around here Like A Virgin while you go out looking for some Tush!!!"


damn typos!! If I have to edit this one more time, I'm adding a bunch of curse words!!!

TY Val... ;)

"Oh Well" he shot back, "if You Keep Me Hangin' On, I will never Rock You Like A Hurricane again and join the French Foreign Legion !"

With those words Diane left on her trip. She was ready to getInto the Groove and check out the Boys Of Summer. She had heard of a trendy tourist night club called theLove Shack.

Diane entered the club with a confident smile as All She Wants To Do Is Dance. "Let the Music Play" she said to herself as she hit the dance floor, joining the rest of the revelers in doing The Neutron Dance.

Diane was so excited to get Back In The Highlife Again. Her days of being Miss Goody Two Shoes were behind her. She grabbed a hot guy, dragged him out to the dance floor and yelled "I'm On Fire!"

She forget the times she was always looking for Jack and she felt like she was born again.

She looked at her dance partner and said "You are one hell of a dancer. We should be dancing - All night long!"

Diane wondered if her Private Dancer was single or not. "I Should Be So Lucky" she thought before asking him his name over the loud music. "My name is Luca" this Perfect Stranger replied.

While the two danced, they talked and Out Of The Blue, she told him "I'm Looking For A New Love". Alll of a sudden he yelled "What's Love Got To Do With It?!"

In a panic not to chase her new guy away Diane said "Uh, I meanI Love Rock And Roll! Just then she caught Luka looking at a Lady In Red. It was her friend Carrie!

In the meantime, Jack was on the "Downtown Train", keeping his eye on a girl name "Sara", alternating between wanting to make up with Diane and wanting to do "The Humpty Dance" with this "Brick House".
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Is that good?

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

He felt like he needed a Whole Lotta Love to keep him Right On Track after that big Shakedown with Diane....

What Jack needed was Sexual Healing. Jacks buddy called him and said " Wouldn't It Be Good for you to get out of the house and find a new girl. "Of Course" said Jack "But Some Guys Have All The Luck.

"Get On Your Feet!" Jack's buddy told him admonishingly. "Just because Diane is being Cold Hearted doesn't mean you can't Rock This Town!"

Jack said "Okay...I'll JUMP-START MY HEART and BEAT THE STREET and its LOVE GAMES. THIS IS MY NIGHT!"

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

Jack knew he was Lookin For Love In All The Wrong Places but he figured he'd better take advantage of these Opportunities while he had them. He walked right up to a girl and said I Want Your Sex!

The girl looked at him and gave an angry shout ! "Who do you think you are?" She snarled, "Get back! Don't stand so close to me!"

Jack meekly step aside, thinking "This girl must think I'm a Superfreak! I Can't Wait to Get Out of My Dreams and Into My Car!"

Jack's friend, Big John, told him, "Just Tell That Girl To Shut Up!!" Jack replied, "She's right, John. She Don't Know Me."

In the meanwhile, Jack showed up in his Camouflage, telling everyone that he was In The Army Now. Diane told Jack that War is stupid and that he better should leave the Army now, saying "You Shouldn't Have Done That". Jack replied "No, first I have to Fight For Your Right To Party..."

Although Diane thought Jacks clothing was a Brilliant Disguise she couldn't believe what he had done. This course of action was Against All Odds. She looked at Jack and said "Why would you join the army? Our Love Is A Battlefield!"

"I didn't want to cause you any more sorrow. Why does it have to be so hard? What have I done to deserve this? Wouldn't it be good if we could just kiss and make up?"

"Lies, Lies, Lies," Diane yelled at the top of her lungs. "You expect me to welcome you back with Open Arms? Why can't you exhibit just a little bit of Self Control?"

"YOU TALK TOO MUCH, " replied Jack, "Diane, you'd BETTER BE GOOD TO ME, because by this time next week, I'll be A MILLION MILES AWAY."

"You Dropped A Bomb On Me/ Time After Time", Diane cryed. Please just remember to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.

With Diane crying, Jack stopped with his Rap-O Clap-O, being forced to take some Time To Wonder.
"Heck" he thought, "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart, and it's not that China Girl I've met last night".
So he turned around and told her "Never Gonna Give You Up, When I Fall In Love, we will be Together Forever".

"Are you sure it's not just theHeat Of The Moment making you wanna getPhysical with me?", Diane asked.

"No, baby. This Time I Know It's For Real," Jack replied with such Tenderness in his voice it made Diane weep. "Don't Shed a Tear, sweetheart," Jack said soothingly. "You big lug," Diane retorted with a smile on her face and tears in her eyes. "Come over here and Hold Me Now."

So, once again, "Jack and Diane" danced off to the "Rhythm Of The Night", both of them having realized that "Love Is A Wonderful Thing".

Meanwhile, in another part of town, a "Chase" was happening. The "Body Snatchers", a top crew of car thieves stole a "Testarossa" that belonged to "Mickey". When the cops blazed down after them, the head thief said "The Heat Is On". So, faster than "Mountain Dew", police officer "Ricky" sped into action.
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Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

One of the thieves who was only known by his codename Tarzan Boy was involved in another high speed-interception with the Little Red Corvette he had stolen. "Can't Drive 55", he laughed wildly Behind The Wheel", "they ain't Never Gonna Take Me Alive".
The cop who was on his tail just thought "Don't Crash..." when the 2 CV crossed the intersection right before them...

(BTW: good change of story, OPC! :thumb: )

Tarzan Boy was racing down the Boulevard faster than the police could catch him! Officer Ricky told his partenr we have to catch these guys before Another One Bites The Dust. Hopefully we'll have them Back On The Chain Gang real soon here.

"Oh, Sheila", said Officer Ricky, "I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING...It's time for a SHAKEDOWN". So, he sped off in a "Blaze Of Glory". He seemed to "Bullet The Blue Sky", as he unloaded multiple rounds in the tires. Still the thieves wouldn't stop motoring. Officer Ricky sipped a cup of coffee and silently wept, only speaking up to say "What Have I Done To Deserve This?". He continued forth, determined to catch the Snatchers "Someday, Someway",
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Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff