I thought this could be fun. Each person adds to the diary from what they recall HS to be like, while involving people from the xchange, as if we all were in HS together.



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It was the first day of school and I was finally a sophomore!! I went to school wearing my Limited Express jeans, and my neon pink blouse. When I got to school, I saw 80sTrivia and Imsooosure, waiting for me!! They waved me over and........

...told me how cute and adorable I looked in my new outfit. Imsooosure had bought a bunch of pins at the mall over the weekend and she gave me one with John Taylor from D2 on it! She gave 80sTriv the one with Madonna wearing a leopard print mini and fish net stockings. I could have like died! Fer shurr! All of a sudden a familiar figure came running down the corridor toward us...

Jasper, in his black parachute pants and his Motley Crue Shout at The Devil tour shirt strolled in, brushing his long red hair. He was worried that big zit on his forehead would show, but his hair was so long, it covered it easily. Following him was..........

Topcat....she was always hot on his tail, ever since they were kids. Today's lunch was their favorite food: Grilled Cheese!! She yelled after him, trying to catch up before he said something brutally honest to and got himself sent to the principal. She also liked to watch him walk.....

Next through the huge, gray double doors was...

the "goth" kids. Tydestra, Pagan and Jazz. They were always "casting spells" and the other kids didnt seem to like them. Too bad, they were all pretty cool, especially that Pagan guy, he had a lot of cool IRON MAIDEN tour shirts. They walked as a group in the hallway every single day. Suddenly Ty looked around and yelled at................

Therrall! Ty and Therrall were always passing each other notes in math class. One day Jasper grabbed one of the notes from Ty and read it. He told everyone Therrall and Ty had been playing MASH and that Therrall was going to marry Recker, live in a shack, drive a corvette and have 8 kids! :eek:

Recker had engraved on his desk a love heart with the name Therrall in it and spent most of the day trying to keep it covered up so that nobody would see it. But then it was discovered and the teacher put him on a weeks detention at lunch time for defacing school property. It just so happened that also on detention that week was.......

Trixter. Trixter had crossed out Therrall on Reckers love heart and put Dolly above it. Just to get revenge Recker drew a huge heart on Trixters notebook that said Dolly is a babe! Well, after much argueing over who really loved Dolly they both got detention. Recker and Trixter were both sitting in detention with their arms crossed and bored to death when all of the sudden a mega hot babe in leg warmers and an off the shoulder sweatshirt walked in...

It was Shei who at once began :tsk: :tsk: 'ing them! The funny thing was, as she walked her shoes made this squeeking sound. Everyone began to laugh but one person stood up....

It was Therrall. She was in detention because she had been caught kissing another student while in study hall. That just happened to be Recker :naughty: (Hey I can dream can't I), so he was on a triple detention that week. Not a good week for him!

"Hey Shei" Therr said, "What say you and I skip class next period and head down to the shop?"

"Sounds like a good idea." Shei said. "Hey, why don't we all go?"

"Sounds like a plan" Agreed Trixter. "But hold on, we can't forget about ......."

"Milani! She always can find a guy to buy us some beer!"

Jasper Agreed. Afterall, being drunk in 10th grade is what Jasper was all about! He was busy wrapping his day glo orange tiger striped bandana around his wrist, when the teacher told the group "............

"None of you are going anywhere. Come on now, each of you grab a bucket here, you're all on rubbish duty for detention." Mr Yellalot declared.

Grumbling to themselves, those in the detention room collected a bucket each from Mr Yellalot and walked out into the hallway beyond. They came across a group of boys breakdancing.... well at least trying to look like they were breakdancing.

One of the guys did a head spin and ended up crashing right into Jasper! It was.......

Roemello. Jasper fell against the wall, dropping his bandana to the floor. Roemy stood up and smiled sheepishly as he handed Jasper his bandana. "Sorry, there, dude. I was just practicing my poppin'."
Jasper shrugged it off. "No prob, Roem."
Milani batted her eyebrows at Roemello. "Hi there, Roemy. What's you doing tonight?" she asked in her most seductive voice.
Just as Roem was about to answer, the three were suddenly aware of the presence of an eavesdropper...

It was LadyMysTrix and she was angry as hell because nobody in the group had a hall pass and she prided herself on being "Hall Monitor Of The Year" 3 years running!

"Excuuuuuse me, like where are your hall passes?" she exclaimed in a haughty voice.

"Hey, they don't need passes!" yelled a familiar voice from down the hall, it was.....

VioletFoxx "They're hear to help me with a job aren't you guys?"

"Ah yeah.... sure." Recker said hesitantly, the only one amongst them who actually had to wear uniform. Baggy grey shorts, Roman sandles, Grey shirt and a grey jersey, which radically had colours other than grey around it's collar! Old fashioned for even the 80s!

"What? What job?" Grumbled LMT

"They're here to help me carry some rubbish out to the incinerator, right guys?"

"Ah yeah... we are." Jasper said.

"Come on then."

LMT watched with a suspicious glare as the group went out back with Foxxy. They each grabbed a box of rubbish and headed around to the incinerator at the back of the building.

As they drew closer, they could smell the very distinctive odour of cigerrette smoke coming from the incinerator. Sure enough, as they rounded the corner, two offenders stood there, puffing on a cigarette each. The two quickly threw their cigarette butts into the incinerator in a desperate attempt to avoid being caught.

"I should have guessed it would be you two." Foxxy said........

Caligula and Bogie. Of course they always were rebels. Even in Jr. high. They looked so cool in their black leather jackets, torn jeans and combat boots. "Oh sh*t! We thought you were MR. Yellalot!" Bogie said. They were relieved to see it was Foxxy. One more time caught smoking and they would be suspended. Cal and Bogie took off before Ladymystrix (little miss hall monitor) or Shei (little miss finger tsker) caught them. They both had a history of being tattletales!

Cal and Bogie called Jasper over.

"You look like you party..... wanna smoke something else with us?" Cal asked.

Jasper couldnt belive his ears. Was he finally going to be a part of the "cool crowd"?
Before he could answer, the door flew open, and all three gasps as the big man on campus made his grand entrance. They had never even been in the same room as........

Sal Collaziano!!! Was he gonna be football team captain or the loner on the motorbike? No one ever knew, because his split personality had gone so awry, he ended up with this new 'do, called a 'mullet'. He was just about to say something when.....

he heard a girls scream! It was Tinajo. She had been in love with Sal since she first set eyes on him. Tinajo was the ultimate metal chick. She had beautiful long hair and always wore the coolest rock tees from the concerts she went to. This interesting exchange student from France had the biggest crush on her but she only had eyes for Sal. Sal was just about to turn to see where the scream came from when out of the blue...

came the French Exchange student, the one everybody called That Guy Next Door!

"Hey Tina, I've like been looking for ya every where! Joy Growllllllllll! Do ya want to be my date for the dance this Friday night? It will be really cool ya know, why don't ya come with me!" He muttered something inaudible that nobody could understand.

"What the hell are you going on about TG?" Cal grumbled.

"Yeah!" Jasper added, "Can't you see we're busy?"

"Yeah, TG, will you stop following me around you creep?" Tinajo scowled.

"Yeah TG, go stalk someone else!" Trixter ordered.

"Come on guys, give the guy a break." Recker said, "By the way, I've got my date for the dance this Friday night. Of course we all know who that is!" He gave Therrall a wink. "So Jasper, who are you going with? Or do I really need to ask?"

"TopCat of course, you know that!" yelled Jasper as he grabbed Recker by the collar, "You trying to be a wise ass or sumthin'?" he added in a stern growl as he released the trembling uniformed Recker.

"Geez, sorry, I thought it would be funny! Lighten up mate!" Recker mumbled running his hands over his prided uniform.

All of a sudden from around the corner came a screeching voice,
"Hey! You guys, what are ya doing out here? I told you to wait up for me earlier, what's up with ditchin' me?!?!" yelled....

Originally posted by Recker
came the French Exchange student, the one everybody called That Guy Next Door!

"Hey Tina, I've like been looking for ya every where! Joy Growllllllllll!
:lol: Recker, I'm glad you picked up on the foreign exchange student hint! You're writing on this one was great. :)



Steve. He had been telling a group of kids about a wild dream he had, then he turned around and everyone was gone! Steve was a likeable guy he just had a unique personality. He liked to wear a tan fedora, a lime green vest covered with rock pins and checkered Vans. "I'm going to the dance stag" bragged Steve. "I hate to tie myself down to just one date." Just as Steve was heading off to his locker a strong wind came and blew his tan fedora across the school yard. He ran to catch it and just as he leaned over to pick it up he saw...

DD86!

"Hey DD!" He called out to her, "I had this real cool dream about you last night!" He ran off after her and she quickened her pace.

"You gotta hear my dream DD, it was unbelievable!"

"Get lost Savicki!" She growled.

"Ah, come on, it's a really good one!"

At that moment two intimidating youths who looked like rocker types stepped up and approached Steve with menacing glares.

"Alright guys!" DD said in relief, "Can you deal with him? He's really creeping me out!"

"My pleasure!" Snared the first of the youths. It was......

Pagan. He'd had the hots for DD for ages, and now was his chance to play the hero and get some action!

"Savicki, you've pulled your 'quirky' act on this little lady for the last time!!" Pagan grabbed Savicki and held him upside down, as his buddy Taz dragged the trash can over to where they stood.

"Oh, Pagan!!" DD said, batting her eyelashes as she watched Savicki get stuffed. "How could I ever thank you?!?"

"Well," he said, "our band is having rehearsal in Taz's garage tonight. Why don't you come on over? And bring your sister! I think Taz might like her."

"I'll be there!" she proclaimed, "you don't have to tell me twice!"

They started to walk away when they heard....

Tydestra, who just happens to apper at the weirdest moments, in her red and purple remake of the '69 Thunderbird with a wicked Cresent moon on the hood, her jet black hair pulled back by studded barretts, Motorhead blasting from her car's speakers.

"Hey you all, what's up?" she says, laughing :mwaha:. I'm off to a party :cheers: but I got to pick up either Jazzy or Therrall but I can't remember who."

Both Pagan, Val and Taz smile, looking at eachother...
"Can we come along?" they ask. "Sure, hop in..." she replies.

Tydestra starts her car... when someone yells at her to stop...

"STOP!" As Therrall comes running up to Ty's car.
"Daaaaaaaang!", "nice ride chica"...as she runs her fingers up the hood, "Where'd you score this from?";)

"By the way I got stuck in Detention thanks to Recky, I let him kiss me in the hall;) and we got caught, he's soooooooo wrapped around my pinky", Ty and Therr both look at each other wink and giggle, hehehe.

"Good thing we got put on rubbish duty though or I'd be stuck in there still", "sheesh that Mr. loudmouth is mean":(
"I HAD to get out of there".

"Before we go wait for my sis Violetfoxx and also Milani, Mil knows someone who's gonna hook it up with some booze":D

As Therrall hops in the front seat, she looks in the back and sees Pagan and Taz, "Hi boys":naughty: as she looks back at Ty and gives her a:thumb: where Pagan and Taz can't see.

Just then Violetfoxx and Milani come running up to the car, and behind them...Mr. Yellalot and behind him yelling..."WHERE ARE YOUR HALL PASSES?" LadyMysTrix...

:lol: "Stop rubbing up on my car Therrall, its a magick car... :lol: Nope, seriously I got it for my birthday... hippie 'rents are the best!"
Looks at Milani and Violet jump into the back into Pagan's and Taz's laps.
"Hey you two, what took you so long? Miliani, Therrall said you got the goods on the booze, do you?

Beats her fingers on the wheel... looking around for Jazzy.
"Where is she?!?!" Pulls out a piece of paper, drawing directions to her house, taping it to the gate, on the note its written:

"Party at Ty's house! Come one, come all... the freakier you are, the better... bring food, booze and a partying attitude or else! Jazzy, waited for you... but I gotta jet. Gather the rest of the crue.. and make your way over here."

Starts up her car... when again someone calls out her, turns and its...

...LadyMysTrix getting closer yelling Ty's name...
As Therr and Ty turn around to see

"Sh** Sh** Sh**" says Therrall as she pushes Ty's foot down on the gas HARD...

SCREEEEEEEEEACH! as they peel outta the parking lot....

It wasn't long before they were at Ty's house and the party was underway.

Recker, TGND, Flixx, Retroman and Trixter arrived at the door step having driven over in Flixxy's old beat up Dodge.

"RECKY!" Therr rushed over excited, gave Recker a big smooch, grabbed his hand and pulled him onto the dance floor.

Foxxy stepped up and laughed. "She has him rapped around her little finger huh?" She sniggered. "OK, who's up for a dance? Come on Retro!"

Before long the dance floor was full with people dancing or at least attempting to dance. Roemello was there doing head spins, while Buc was dancing around on a table making everyone laugh. (No thong fortunately).

Then who should arrive to gate crash the party but......

Jazzy along with her sis Val. :)

Sorry I missed ya Ty. Was held up by the history geek Buc. ;) You know how he is. He wanted to come to the party too. He'll probably end up being here before to long. Had to give him directions to get away.

Hey Pagan..... can I sing with your band tonight?????? Pretty please????? :biglick: :love: :* :licky:

About this time you hear a knock on the door....

"I'll get it!" Buc cried out, leaping off the table.

"Oh Buc! You were here all along!" Jazzy said.

"Yeah! Didn't you see me dancing on the table?"

"But how did you get here before me?"

"I have a faster car!" Buc walked past Therrall and Recker who were busy making out on the couch and reached the doorway, opening it to reveal two police officers.

"Hello 'ello 'ello!" The first officer said grimly, "What have we here??"

Busted! Underaged drinking, a party not being supervised by adults! The party was quickly disbanded, much to Tydestra's humiliation. She was horrified at the thought of how her mother would react once she found out about the party! She was also worried about the humiliation of showing up at school the next day, having hosted a party that had ended in such disaster!

The next day Ty arrived at school to be greeted by...........

Ty's laughing, having a kicking ass time at the party she is having... not paying much attention to what going on... looks up as Jazzy comes up running to her... all out of breath.

"Ty, Ty! There's a cop at the door and everyone freaking out. What should we do? Think of something, cause our moms will kill us!"

Ty stops laughing, kicks the wall cursing.
"Damn, damn those whining neighbors!" Looks around at the total mess in her house and the people getting up to go... :) as a :mwaha: thought goes through her head.

"Hey Jazzy, when was the last time you, Pagan and I did a little magick?"

Everyone starts filing out of her house, all worry and upset about the party being broken up... Jazzy smiles...

"Wasn't it like 2 weeks ago when we all casted that spell for finals? I mean, we all got As and those total losers left us all alone at school. What are you thinking Ty?"

Laughing... "Salvation! I mean, if we're all super power Witches, we got to put this magick to good use. Saving a party that was stellar is a very good deed, let's get Pagan!"

Both Jazzy and Ty start running all over the place looking for Pagan... they find him trying to sneak some half bottles with Taz out the house. Jazzy and Ty tell him what they are going to do and he passes the bottles to Taz and laughs...

"You two are evil, no wonder we're all best buddies. But Romey isn't here... so I don't think we can do it... we need 4, its only 3 of us."

Therrall who's been near enough to all three of them walks over... and drops a total bomb...

"Hey Jazzy, Pagan and Ty... I think I can help. See... ummm, I didn't want to tell you guys this, but I'm kinda a Witch too. Not like you guys, cause man I've heard stories about you 4, but I think I know enough to help. Can I?"

Jazzy, Pagan and Ty look at one another and smile.
"Okay, you can help us" all say at the same time.

The 3 school super Witches get together with the JV(Junior Varsity) Witch and turn the cops into dancing babies. Everyone starts coming back into the house, very happy and very freaked out... some people even mutter under their breaths...

"Damn, this is some weird stuff man, but I won't miss this party for the world."
"Ty might be all weird and stuff, but she knows how to throw one party!"

Everyone starts partying again, no more complaints and plenty of food, drink and music to go around for hours until the sun comes up...

Recker just sent you to school, though...sooo....

Ty woke up from her dream. Thank the Goddess for first period study hall. It all came back to her in a flash!! **My party was crashed by the Fuzz!! I need to find a better place to rock out and call the corners....**


Desperate to redeem her partying reputation after seeing all those kids giggling when she came to school that morning, Ty decided to.......

(Thank you Val!! :lol: :hammer: )

........come to school the next day in the sexiest outfit she could find.

On arrival at school, all heads turned as she marched onto the school grounds.

"Wow who is that?" One of the freshmen Ted gasped.

"Isn't that Tydestra?" Gasped Shortie Blonde

"It is too! Wow!!!" :eek:

Tydestra arrived to greet some of the older boys who were equally as amazed.

"Hi guys! How's it going?" :naughty:

One, his jaw dropping to the ground spoke up.......

Recker, who going all :vibrator: at the sight of her.
Walks away, very :mad: that her party got crashed... thinking of a way how to cement her party girl ideals.

Later in the cafeteria... as everyone was sitting down, talking and playing... Ty walks in all late... in her old jeans and t-shirt cause she just got out of shop class and she wasn't going to ruin her kickin' outfit.

"Hey what's shaking? I just got out of shop, hence the change. Anyhow, have you heard that what happen last nite go around the school? The Losers were cracking jokes all through out shop... I want to get even!"

Notice how today in the cafeteria was Internation Pie Day... lots of different pies all over... smiles taking a Kiwi one...
"Hey Recker, you got a good arm, right? Throw this at the other table."

Recker takes hold of the pie and flings it, but it lands by mistake on...

80sTrivia!

There was stoned silence for a few seconds as Kiwifruit dripped down Triv's face, a mixture of green slime and cream topping. Triv was totally dumbfounded, but only for a few seconds. He looked up, wiped pie from his eyes and an evil glare came upon his face..... "Recker!" He snarled! :argh:

He grabbed a partially eaten apple pie and without hesitation hurled it at Recker. It just so happened that a particular student was lurking in the corner of the room and at that moment stepped out in front of the edible missile! It went splat right in his face........!

Ty looks up from her mango pie just to see a half eaten apple pie smack Roemy straight in the face. Starts :laugh: as Roemy wipes sticky apple chunks off his face.

"Which one of you did it? A very :1pissed: Romey snarls, :lol: a bit too.
He walks over to the display of all the pies and starts throwing them left, right and center
"Lets see if you all like it!"

Ty catches a cherry pie and take a bite out it, and throws it wild, but it hits Imsoosure, who picks up a pie and throws it to Ty, but it falls on Taz and Milani's face cause they are always making out not paying attention to what is going on. :lol:

Everyone yells at the same time... while taking more pies and aiming at each other...
"FOOD FIGHT!!" :hammer:
Next through the cafeteria doors comes....

Mr Yellalot and Mrs. Snarlatem! Ty, Recker, Milani and Taz hid under a table while Triv, ISS and Roemy hid in the janitors closet. Unfortunately Trixter and Stacy didn't see Mr. Yellsalot or Mrs. Snarlatem and continued to throw pies. Mr.Y and Mrs.S got pelted with pies over and over again. Bogie and Cal just stood calm and cool smoking in the corner watching everything when all of the sudden...

... The Fire Alarm went off, and moments later the Sprinklers came on.

Immediately students began scrambling out of the cafeteria like angry ants on an ant hill.
Trixter and Stacy both looked at each other and shrugged then belted out of the cafeteria among the crowd, fortunately for them Mr. Yellalot and Mrs. Snarlatem didn't get a good look at them before all hell broke loose.

Off in the corner Bogie and Cal both look at each other, hair damp and thier cigarrettes now snuffed, they flick them on the ground and say "Sh**!" "such a waste of a good smoke" they flip up thier jacket collars and Exit out the the Emergency Exit behind them laughing as they walk out.

Meanwhile... in the Cafeteria Girls Restroom, a student gets down from standing on the toilet seat with a lighter in one hand, wearing a hooded black sweater(so her hair doesn't get too soaked), tight jeans and combat boots half laced with studs and a length of small chain on each, bends down picks up her Military issue Ruck Sack, opens the stall door and exits the Restroom. Looking around making sure the coast is clear, ALL clear... Therrall giggles to herself as she exits the Cafeteria through the Kitchen exit.

Meanwhile in the School Parking Lot, teachers try to make order out of the Chaos as the Fire Trucks show up, getting a head count of all thier students from the seperate classrooms who were in class and not on lunch.

Mr. Yellalot Mrs. Snarlatem angrily try to get a lunchroom head count while covered in pie remnants and soaked to the bone.

Tydestra, Trixter, Roemy, Taz, Milani, Recker, ISS, Stacy, and 80sTrivia all stand around joking and laughing at each other, when out of nowhere appears Therrall. "HEY!" she says as everyone turns around startled and silent. Tydestra speaks up and says, "And WHERE were you huh?;)" Therrall smiles and says, "Well I couldn't just let Trixter and Stacy get busted and take all the blame now;) "So I called upon the heavens for rain" as she ;)s

"Fu****' A", as everyone turns around to see Bogie and Cal lighting up another smoke. "You pulled the Fire Alarm?" says Bogie
"Well not exactly pulled it, but sorta set it off" as she giggles and smiles.
"Babe, you rock" says Cal as he hands her his smoke, "Thanks" says Therrall as she takes a hit off of his cigarrette, coughing a bit hands it back.

...It wasn't long after the Fire Dep. had concluded that it was a false alarm and left, that students began filing back into the H.S.
and got settled back into thier classrooms that Principal Hardassh(whose H was silent)came on the intercom...

"OK, listen up everyone, there is a student or group of students in this school who think it is humerous to set off fire alarms and have the fire department come! I take a very dim view of this indeed! If there had been a real emergency somewhere else, there could have been real trouble and lives could have been endangered. I urge anyone who knows anything about......."

"Yeah yeah yeah". Grumbled Trixter, "Doesn't Hard Ass ever shut up? Man he goes on!"

"Yeah, man he sucks." Recker said, "What a loser." At that moment a note was passed to him from another student. It was from Therrall.

It read....

I can't believe the mess in the caf! That will take weeks to clean up! By the way, coming over Saturday? We can go riding in my new set of wheels. My bro fixed it up really nice for me!

Trixter looked over Recker's shoulder to read the note. "Way to go Reck. She's got the hots for you man!"

Recker smirked and gave Trixter a thump, "Hey you that's private!"

"Maybe Stacey and I can come with you." Trixter suggested.

"No chance." Recker said.

And then came a further announcement from Principal Hardassh over the intercom that shocked everyone........