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10. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
9. That girl's wearing the same outfit I am! Cool! I'm gonna go over and talk to her!

8. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

7. You're way smarter than my father.

6. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" all the time -- then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

5. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

4. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!

3. My mom's going to take care of the tab -- order another round for you and your friends.

2. While you were in the bathroom? They went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

...and the number one thing you'll never hear a woman say...

Oh no...not the mall again! Why don't we go over to Home Depot instead?


:laugh: :angel:

"Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!"

LOL! :laugh:

:lol: The one Roem likes is just plain gross, but they're still funny! :lol:

:lol: LOL!!:lol: Good one!

:lol: Good one's TC!! :lol:

:D :laugh: Very funny, TC! :lol:

Originally posted by TopCat
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10. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

5. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

4. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!



LOL #5 and 10 my g/f has actually said to me. :D 4 is something she would absolutely say, heck we'd have a contest to see who can get the bigger one. :lol:

:lol: too funny

:laugh: That's funny TC

Originally posted by Ted Nugent


LOL #5 and 10 my g/f has actually said to me. :D

Ted, if your g/f is your age, don't you think you ought to wait for them to grow in before you get them altered? That would be like you getting a pubic toupé! :lol:

Good ones TC! I agree with Roem....the skid mark one was hilarious!

Originally posted by Pagan


Ted, if your g/f is your age, don't you think you ought to wait for them to grow in before you get them altered? That would be like you getting a pubic toupé! :lol:


She's 17, they are big enough. :D