What is the funniest real persons name you have heard? Someone you knew, a friend knew, or what?

You can find funny real name lists all the time on joke boards, but I am after people you know or perhaps you knew someone who knew that person.

The two funniest for me are:

Peter Little (some guy my brother went to high school with)
Harry Richard Head, went by Dick Head (a chick I used to know knew his daughter)

How about the rest of you?

Nothing made up please! :)

I knew 2 people with the last names Walkingstick and Flake. In Jr high I knew a girl named Penny Candy (Poor thing!). Those were kinda funny. I also knew a girl named Ronelle Lavelle. We always teased her that it sounded like a porn stars name! Although so does Penny Candy!:lol:

John Shortsleeve!!! He's a news reporter on a TV channel around here. :lol:

Thornton Lodeswallaw

This guy bought a car at the dealer where my wife used to work. We called him "Loadswallower". :lol:

I went to high school with a guy named John Picklesimer! :lol:

Dipti Farton. This girl was on my bowling team and always got the fart jokes aimed at her! :lol: She was a nice person though. :)

I always thought the name Fuglsang (as in John Fuglsang from AFV) must sound really weird and ridiculus to the entire english speaking world...Funny thing is, it's a danish name meaning something like song of a bird....Yeah, that'll stop the ridiculing :lol: ;)

I used to know a guy named "Yahoo", but I forgot what his last name was.

There's a girl in my school named Windy. ???

I didn't know him, but my aunt once went out with a boy called Willy Dick.

I also worked with a man called Chris Truelove, I thought that was a cool surname.

I also knew a Peter Little, he was the headmaster at my primary school, but I never thought that funny at the time.

Bill Butz.

He was my account executive at work, a couple years ago.

I never could bring myself to call him Mr. Butz.

I went to high school with a girl named Rainbow. She claims that is her real name and it was on her birth certificate. Her parents were hippies so that might explain her name.

There was a guy about 2 years ahead of me in high school named Al..last name Poe. :lol:

Back in elementary school there was a Flash Flood. He had a sister, Spring. No joke.

Originally posted by Vincent
I used to know a guy named "Yahoo", but I forgot what his last name was.

There's an Aussie actor named Yahoo Serious (I doubt that's his real name though)

The first two names I thought of when I read this poll were two old teachers. One was called Mr Sowerbutts. He really was a sour butt! And the other was Mrs Towcher. We called her Mrs Groucher because she was. :lol:

ALL KIDDING ASIDE.....TOTALLY SERIOUS ON THESE....

Jim Outhouse
Mike Hunt (no...I didn't borrow that from Porky's either):)

In my time on this planet I have come into contact with the following people:

Clare Goodwilly
Carthage Minnock
Hilary Woodcock
Ian Lightfoot
Dicken Head
Dipti Doody


Mind you I have taken a lot of stick over my own surname but thats something I'll have to think about posting :lol:

I work at a bank processing mortgages, so I come across a wide variety of names...
in ALL seriousness, these are some of the best ones i've seen so far...

Mr Bongiorno
Mr Meredith Took
Mr Wayne Kerr (YES, IT'S A REAL NAME!!!!! SICK, SICK PARENTS!!)
umm.... who else....
ah yes, i imagine not all of you will know this, but....
Mr Robert Allain Quartermaine.

Enjoy :P

Let's see:

Caress A. Pecker (I read this one in a magazine article about actual names!)

Piggy, Pooty and P.P Popp :lol:

I was visiting my father a few years ago. A long-time friend of his came over to the house for a visit. He and my father began waxing nostalgic, talking about old times and mutual friends. They began to talk about their childhood chums, Piggy, Pooty and P.P. Popp! My step-mother and I started to laugh hysterically, and my father and his friend looked at us quizzically. They couldn't understand why we were laughing! :lol:

What about Cappi Sailer. Friend in class. :lol:

I work with someone whos first name is November. I dont know how strange that is but I have never heard someone named that before.
There was a baseball player around 1900 who played for the st louis cardinals, his name was Thomas Thomas

My mother told me that she knew someone named Ima Hogg and a brother or sister named Youra Hogg, AND I not making this up.

Originally posted by scott28883
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There was a baseball player around 1900 who played for the st louis cardinals, his name was Thomas Thomas

Baseball names are the best, man. Stubby Clapp is the best one in a while.

More memorable baseball names (http://espn.go.com/mlb/columns/caple_jim/1219507.html)

The only comparable sports name is the NHL's Miroslav Satan (pronounced Zsa-TAN). Unfortunately he plays for the Sabres, not the Devils. Study the end of this link's URL carefully. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/players/profile?statsId=0666)

In my old Company there were two names worthy of ridicule:

Dr Pepper
Dick Mussle (Richard, but everyone called him dick) :lol:

I had a University Professor who was named Ali Jaballah.

Now, if you say his name very quickly, it sounds like "algebra".

I was in his 2nd year abstract algebra course :)

I used to work for a key entry company that processed checks. The funniest I ever saw was Reverend Amos Dickgrabber.(no offense to any religion that was the guys name). You should of seen how much money was sent to this guy.

Here in Fort Wayne we have one road called Harry Baals Drive and two other roads called Butt Road (a Butt Road and a Butt Road East)

I went to school with a Jason Grayson. :rolleyes:
Also knew a Carrie Hunt...don't mix up the first letters on her name!:lol:

Met a girl once named "Angel Burns". Also knew a girl named "Anita Dix". Maybe it was just my perverted mind, but I found it pretty funny. :rolleyes:

A local radio station here has a daily feature called
"Bad Baby Name of the Day" (http://www.rock103.com/drakeandzeke/_bbn). some of my all-time favorites are:
Richard Andtbalz
Rectanus Fisher
Penny Street Walker
Boofundus Jackson
and of course...
Kae Min Yu :eek:

I knew a girl called Elyssa Rotenstein. Sounds especially funny when you trill the R.

Imsoosure, are you talking about Penny, Nickel and Dime?
remember them?? they rode our bus. everyone thought their names were made up, but they weren't..?
too funny!:D
I remember in 5th grade, there was a guy named David Yancy. Everyone called him "Yancy pants". i felt bad for him..
jeesh; i hope he's not mad still...:rolleyes:

My grandmothers maiden name was Shingledecker...

And I once knew a little boy with the last name Godbehere.

Once there were three Weiner's stores.

And there was even a food-service establishment called Frank's World of Weiners.

Visit the following web site for more Funny Names:
http://www.funnynames.com

Found a few around the net somewhere and some that around here where I live:

Wayne Kerr - we also have one here!!
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)
Dr. Kille *surgeon* - a doctor my brother had to see when he had a peanut stuck in his throat when he was 2!

*found a site with these on it:

Dr. John Looney--(Psychiatrist)
Dr. James D. Cure
Dr. Alden Cockburn--(Urologist)
Dr. John Heine--(Urologist)
Dr. Cynthia Rasch
Dr. Bonnie Beaver--(Gynecologist)
Dr. Seymour Frankfurt

Adolf Oliver Nippils
Al Kaseltzer


Got tonnes more to come!!! keep your eyes peeled! :laugh:

OK I found what I was looking for. The following is form our local paper about 10 years ago, ENJOY!! :lol:

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

If your name is Basil Fawlty or Fred Nerk and you think you have problems, spare a momentary thought for poor Bambina Broccoli of New York City, Original Bugg, of Liverpool, or the unfortunate Verbal Funderburk, of Florida, and count your blessings.

Names are important, they help us to establish our sense of identity, so life must be very difficult for those whose names are in any way different.

An American, John Train, has spent years collecting unusual names.

His book, Remarkable Names of Real People, is an education.

One can only wonder at the motives and/or grey matter of parents who inflict upon their children such memorable names as Cigar Stubbs, Aristotle Tottle, Horsey de Horsey, Irish Faircloth Blitch or Toilet Jacobs. They ought to be outlawed for child abuse.

Dignity is necessary in all walks of life but especially to those in positions of authority.

Imagine the difficulties that faced Major Minor in the US Army, Sir Basil Smallpiece, chairman of the Cunard Line in London, or the Commissioner of Education in the Virgin Islands - A. Moron.

Aso try and picture, if you can, Madonna Ghostly, a teacher in Washington, or E. Kickapoo Banfill, lecturer in Oklahoma, trying to maintain some sort of order in the classroom.

A. Toxen Worm, theatrical press agent in New York, Baroness Gaby von Bagge of Boo, and Gaston T. Feeblebunny, also of New York, can't have had it too easy either.

I'm not sure what Mene Mene Tekel Upharsim Pond of Connecticut did for a living, but whatever it was, I bet his name didn't help.

Messrs. Bull and Schytt, glaciologists of Switzerland, and Lawless and Lynch, attorneys of New York wouldn't have to spend much on advertising, likewise Goody P. Creep, undertatker, and Thomas Crapper, of Crapper Ltd., Toilets of London, whose autobiography, by the way, was aptly named Flushed With Pride.

Everyone has heard of Cardinal Sin, of Manila, but the Rev. Canaan Banana of Zimbabwe, Rev. Christian Church, of Italy and Rev. God of Congaree are not so well known.

Doctor Doctor practises in the US, along with Drs. Butcher, Carver, Killer and Bonebreaker.

Dr. Zoltan Ovary is (what else?) a gynaecologist at a New York hospital.

Apparently, here in Australia a few years back a Doctor Killer and a nurse Butcher worked together at Bundaberg Hospital in Queensland.

Dr Screech, a dentist, lives in Essex, and Mrs Screech, a singing teacher hails from British Columbia.

Children are notorious for "re-arranging" names, even ordinary ones. Next time your child comes home complaining that someone has changed his Michael to "Squeak" or his Donald to "Quack", ask him to consider what school life must have been like for poor little Ima Hogg of Texas, Tiny Sprinkle of New York or Sharon Willfahrt of Minneapolis.

I don't imagine school was much fun either for Luscious Pea of New Orleans, Ophelia Legg of Ohio, Violet Butt of Washington or Lettice Goedebed of Johannesburg.

As for poor Halloween Buggage and Mrs Belcher Wack Wack ... aren't you glad you're only Fred Nerk?

I knew someone in my school named Winky Wong. Years alter, at work, while building a website, one of the people's names I had to type in was Bonnie Butts.

We had a customer Terms and Conditions for a home loan come through where I work, in the name of..
'Ms. Phat Ho'

god, how bad would that be?!?!

In elementary school, our guidance counselors last name was Weiner and her husbands full name was Harry Weiner. That guy must have been the butt of many jokes.

Also, my junior year of High School a student in my class, last name was Coxhead. Seeing that is was an all boys school he changed his last name and used his middle name as his last name. He didn't return for his senior year and I never found out until senior year what his real last name was.

The old computer programmer at my job was named Dick Burns. :lol: My highschool boyfriends name was Kimon. Oh ya, I forgot to add my cousin April May June... Yes, THAT is her real name! Her last name is the same as mine. Scary..

I went to school with Candy Bahr (pronounced "bar") and Dusty Rhodes. I also know a Diane Long, which isn't funny on its own, but Diane is about 4'7". I also know Harvest Sunshine and her siblings, Autumn Joy and Forrest.

Michigan's Attorney General is Mike Hunt. You'd think he'd at least use Michael for professional reasons, but he doesn't. The whole campaign a couple years ago was "Vote for Mike Hunt." :laugh:

Dick Trickle the racecar driver
Dick Stroker, a criminal judge, here in Orlando
Dr. Douglas Stiff (local OB/GYN)
Diane Thongkandy
Samantha Deuscher

...I have a whole LIST! :lol: These are some of my favorites.

Oh yeah, there's also a dentist in my area whose last name is Hacker. Nobody with that last name should be allowed to become a doctor of any kind. :laugh:

Pitching Coach for the Chicago Cubs: Dick Pole

My wife went to school with a girl: Crysta Shanda Leer (spelling may be off)

Oh yeah, there's also a dentist in my area whose last name is Hacker. Nobody with that last name should be allowed to become a doctor of any kind. :laugh:
LMAO!! I'm SAYin!!

Oh yeah, I saw on Jay Leno once, an ad for "Dr. Ramin Jamm -Proctologist" :yikes:

My cousins wife's , Mother, is named Snooky. :rolleyes:

I know Bertha Butt and her daughter Sandy

I knew a girl named America & a girl named Tender. My husband's grandfather was named Harry Fish.

Jez's post reminded me that I used to know a couple girls named Fancy and Taffy. I was around 12 or so when I met them and even then I thought "why would somebody purposely give their little baby girl a stripper name??" Taffy is a name for a dog or cat anyway. They weren't nicknames, either.

My cousin's last name is McDonald, so my brothers and I tried to get them to name their last kid Ronald, but they wouldn't do it. :lol:

I used to see some interesting names come through on account applications at my last job:

Richard Getzoff
Harry Butts
Yan Ki Wang
Karen Milfs

When I worked in customer service at this one company taking orders, There was one gal who would call in whose first name was Plumpy.

Forgot about a guy in school whose name was "Mister", so everyone called him Mr. Mister.

Forgot about a guy in school whose name was "Mister", so everyone called him Mr. Mister.


LMAO :laugh:

I had a neighbor quite a few years back and his name was Harry Ball.