A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog
for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and
to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed
the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, that should
take care of that problem.
You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes
later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway
around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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:lol: I never heard that one! Good one Buc! :lol:

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That reminds of a time I had to explain that to my son. He came in the house laughing because their were two dogs trying to "play and wrestle" with his dog. :lol:

Ha Ha!! :D

:laugh: :laugh: Good one, Buc!! :lol:

Good one!:D

That one was funny! I don't think I've ever heard that or even a variation of it.