WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

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Of course if this was posted before..bite me!! :lol:

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

Oh yeah? And you think you can resist eating all that chocolate in one sitting? ;)

:lol: Nice one TC!

LOL!! I like this one. Maybe because I'm craving chocolate? :lol:

Good one TC.

But chocolate gives me a headache. I could never eat to much of it.

:lol: Good one's TC! :lol:

Originally posted by Milani

But chocolate gives me a headache. I could never eat to much of it.




Hmmm... kinda like when you give me a hedache? :eek: :p

* SUCK MY TONGUE :p Taz :lol: *
I like giving you headaches!!!