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  1. Best Judge EVER?
  2. Is common sense dead?
  3. Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight(you read that right)
  4. Girl took AP Biology instead of Gym, school wont give her diploma
  5. don't puke in any Brazilian bars
  6. I want the cereal with the great toy prize in it (not this partiuclar box though)
  7. Ho. Lee. Sh*t...."Resident Evil", not just a game anymore?
  8. Man kills 8 year old daughter and friend. Um...death penalty, anyone?
  9. The new Webster's definition of "asshat"
  10. Pink License Plates Proposed For Sex Offenders...
  11. California's attempt to ban Mature Games...
  12. Just a quick note to 80striv and Milani before their trips to Mexico... lol
  13. Todays "woman pours breastmilk to put fire out on vet in wheelchair" story
  14. Pregnant student banned from graduation goes anyway
  15. My Prayers have been realized!
  16. Bobby Brown still has an entourage and they are willing to take a knife!
  17. In Washington, you can get the chemical formula for Meth, on your license plate!
  18. Pizza 911
  19. Ben is a "looser" and other misspelled words.
  20. WTF has Courtney Love been eating?
  21. GREEN ACRES star passes away
  22. Big Ben is Broken Ben
  23. Today's "you gotta be $hitting me" story
  24. Weird news for today - If I only had a brain
  25. (yet another reason) Boston Sucks
  26. I think I am moving to Tennessee and becoming a Private Eye!
  27. This story is just INFURIATING
  28. British couple reveal secrets of long -- very, very long -- marriage
  29. Well, how shocking is this?
  30. Why the media needs to be lined up against a wall and shot in the nuts.
  31. If only the things were sealed tight
  32. Man with bloody chainsaw walks into the US from Canada
  33. Anne Bancroft R.I.P.
  34. First "America" map to be auctioned
  35. What an ASSHOLE!!!
  36. Student found after seven years
  37. Six years?
  38. NO JAIL AT ALL? What the F*^K?
  39. Yet one more reason why I won't pee outside... lol
  40. This kid is gonna grow up to drive in NASCAR - I'm sure!
  41. All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you...
  42. 5.5 power earthquake hits southern California
  43. M J verdict reached !
  44. MY only question is.....
  45. Could You Sign That in Blood, Paris?
  46. Ex-'Amityville' Home Owner Sues Studios Over Remake
  47. Disney Must Face New Lawsuits Over Theme Park Safety
  48. Zookeepers find muskrats delectable
  49. Lions to the rescue!!!
  50. Got the Munchies? Try some Pot Suckers!
  51. British Shock Jock gets SCREWED by his wife (not in a good way)
  52. I hope this was some kind of accident
  53. Crime is super down in NYC!!!
  54. Car Theifs couldn't have picked a better target...NOT!
  55. Your mom isnt your mom, she's now to be called your parent
  56. Do we choose when to go? Then why does this happen?
  57. Why do people hate so much?
  58. Dead at the scene of an accident?
  59. Not the way I would have done it, but this lady is SUPER!
  60. I like honey, but.....
  61. This could be a huge boost to women if she wins
  62. Talking about carrying extra weight!!
  63. Oh, FFS, can PC BS get any stupider?
  64. Today's WHAT A DUMBASS story....
  65. We're going to eat out of a WHAT?
  66. Git 'er done!
  67. Comet Probe Fireworks to Light Up 4th of July!
  68. Girls Gone Wild Producers Must Pay Woman
  69. What a waste of human genes
  70. Why would you reconstruct the Neanderthal gene? Look around you, already!
  71. Body of Steelers Fan Viewed in Recliner
  72. What it's like to live on $1 a day
  73. Former Vice Presidential Candidate (and Navy Hero) passes away
  74. World's first rock star?
  75. Russian Astrologer sues NASA for 'moral sufferings'...
  76. AY CARAMBA..........Warning for all DJ's who might stray!!!
  77. Diamond Dave gets a new gig
  78. It *is* a mad world
  79. Bulls 4, people 0
  80. (only)10 years ago...
  81. Do you want to play the 'pass-out game'?
  82. Can you handle 68 cats living in your home?
  83. I'm glad I don't get invited to *these* kinds of parties... lol
  84. Asshat DJs suspended in St Louis....
  85. Apparently there IS a God.
  86. WOman gives birth while drunk, gets arrested
  87. Ironic? Policeman arrested.....but it's WHICH policeman that makes it funny
  88. "Your Honor, she cant go to jail! She's PRETTY!"
  89. Apparently its NOT okay to have sex with weak animals. Horses are ok though
  90. BEWARE CREDIT CARD HOLDERS! Your payments are about to go up
  91. Looks like ARkansas is still in the 50s
  92. Do not pass go, do not collect your $200
  93. NYPD to begin random searches of passengers on City Transportation
  94. BREAKING NEWS! Man shot by British Police hunting terrorists!
  95. Barcode-cover '80s album selling for a song
  96. 49 Dead, 200 Wounded in Egyptian Blasts
  97. 1 in 4 Russians are immune to HIV
  98. Radioactive patients risk setting off airport alarms
  99. More Asshat DJ news
  100. Group Takes 550 Gerbils From Small House
  101. UK Police: Man Killed Unrelated to Probe
  102. UK Police name two suspects in bombings
  103. Man forced to wear sign for animal cruelty...
  104. For All The Single Guys... There is hope!
  105. These are the kind of geniuses in my hometown
  106. Another shark attack! Yowza!
  107. Plane crash in Toronto
  108. Horrific elder abuse
  109. Someone doing something, uhhhhh, NICE for the elderly (I think)
  110. Strippers arrested in Florida
  111. Worlds Dumbest Smuggler
  112. ABC News' Peter Jennings dies
  113. Daaaaamn....
  114. S. Korean man dies after 50 hours of computer games
  115. A guy with some explaining to do...
  116. Define UNGRATEFUL BITCH *and* STUPID LAWSUIT
  117. 121 Dead in Greek Air crash
  118. Gilligan Dead
  119. Pee soup anyone?
  120. French Police Bust Armstrong for Banned Substances in Hotel Room
  121. Al Gore isnt so bad after all.
  122. Hurricane Katrina FAQ from Chicago Sun Times
  123. This Pisses Me OFF!
  124. Sean Penn's efforts in Hurricane Katrina
  125. FEMA Director Mike Brown Resigns
  126. LA goes dark
  127. Katrina relief was.......SWIFT(?)
  128. Saints to Play Four Games at Tiger Stadium
  129. Neighbors Say Kids Found in Cages Polite
  130. Britney spears giving birth!
  131. This is why all spiders should be killed!
  132. Cleveland Doc Wants to Try Face Transplant
  133. Power-dressing man leaves trail of destruction
  134. Upon further review, she IS a big fat whore!
  135. Police: Pregnant Mindy McCready Overdoses
  136. Demi Kutcher?
  137. Would you believe.... he passed away
  138. Guess Who's Back(Or Never Left)
  139. Powerful typhoon hits southern China, at least six dead
  140. Can't he just get along with them?
  141. And there was much sadness....
  142. Any story with 'someone shot in the groin by a rubber bullet' cant be good.
  143. Be careful when you're on the phone....
  144. It seems the rush to blame the guy is not always the correct path
  145. Here's what to buy the kids for Christmas
  146. The RIAA (Recording Industry Ass. of America) is being sued
  147. And there was much sadness.......part 2
  148. I thought she said she was still a virgin....
  149. Stately Wayne Manor is no longer
  150. Hollywood bets you'll love the '80s
  151. What a jerk.
  152. For all you LOTR freaks....
  153. Patent filed for dog poo cement
  154. WTF were they thinking?
  155. Tech Support for Stolen Laptop It had to be the dumbest customer-service call ever.
  156. This is just WRONG
  157. Today's Stupid lawsuit brought to from San Antonio Tx
  158. Walgreens is hiring........
  159. Why it takes the cops so long after the call....
  160. This woman is a Sicko!
  161. Man Charged With Voyerurism in Work Place, Female Restroom
  162. More Police Brutality On Video!
  163. Free Juan!
  164. Can You Effen Believe This Shite?
  165. Deceased Man Issued Parking Ticket
  166. Civil Rights Icon Rosa Parks Dead at 92
  167. CC Deville Jailed for 80 days
  168. Jolly Green Giant Dead at 80
  169. AJ likes Hugh Jazz the best!
  170. Tara Reid Tops List- Hollywood Party Animals
  171. If I Was Michael Jacksons Publicist
  172. Todays's "SOUNDS LIKE BS TO ME" story comes from South Carolina
  173. Tornado Rips Through Ind., Ky.
  174. 2 Carolina Panther cheerleaders arrested for having sex in bathroom....
  175. Fight Cancer! DRINK BEER!
  176. Ashlee Simpson makes an a$$ of herself at McDonalds!
  177. State Prison to Install Expresso Machine..."Make that a double tall mocha w/foam"
  178. FUNNY! BTW, any website administrators in Connecticut, there is a new job opening...
  179. Sparrow assasinated before ruining World Record Domino set up
  180. Mayoral candidate in Canada suggests giving homeless crack to intice them to work
  181. 37 year old marries 15 year old
  182. Remember the assasinated sparrow? It was an endangered one!
  183. Paris Hilton trashes hotel room and wasn't a Hilton!!!!!
  184. Just like the movie Mannequin...
  185. Two Youths Allege Sex With Gary Glitter
  186. 22 november 1963 A day with a terrible legacy
  187. Damn! Just before her BIG DAY!
  188. Great, my thanksgiving is ruined!
  189. Bad News For Galaga Girl
  190. 50 Or Should I Say Fiddy Cents Not Allowed In Canada
  191. This sick bastard should be shot
  192. What does the world thing of US???
  193. Rod Stewart a new Dad at 60
  194. Woman Sues Pizza Hut Over Burned Chin
  195. Regular, diet or ... salmon soda?
  196. another fine example of hip hop 'culture'
  197. HOLY SHIIT! Shots fired on American Airlines plane!
  198. This Years GRAMMY Nominees are.....
  199. Holy SHIIT! Plane slides of runway at Midway airport!
  200. The worst news for a parent
  201. Richard Pryor has died
  202. 'Sopranos' actor involve in death of NYPD officer
  203. Bad Santa in an open slay!
  204. West Wing actor, John Spencer died
  205. Two mouthed fish!!!!!
  206. Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument
  207. Boy Killed Tragically On Christmas Day
  208. Bank Robber Turned in by Sons Gets 40 Years
  209. Another Baby Beaten On Christmas Eve!
  210. Another tropical storm? On New Year's Eve?
  211. Peta member changes name...... (moron)
  212. You Were my boy, Blue!
  213. One Miner found dead.. RIP
  214. 12 miners found alive :)
  215. Parents Fume: Kids, Swingers at Same Hotel
  216. Gary Glitter charged with rape in Vietnam
  217. Singer Lou Rawls dead at age 72
  218. Some brown nosing fifth grader needs his ass beat!
  219. I life sentence is NOT enough for these two
  220. When Pigs Fly (or Glow-in-the-Dark!)
  221. Don't switch the TV off, I'll be right back...
  222. U.S. soon to reach 300 million
  223. Sounds like somebody I used to know.....
  224. SSD teacher charged with sexually abusing students
  225. RIP Shelly Winters
  226. 11.13 seconds to solve a Rubics Cube?
  227. Michael Jackson to work for someone else?
  228. RIP Wilson Pickett
  229. 2 Miners missing in WV coal mine fire
  230. Overshot the runway, and you're to blame, you give pilots a bad name
  231. New Network coming to TV (so long WB and UPN)
  232. Chris Penn passes away......
  233. MPAA accused of piracy
  234. 'Hooah': Odd Cry Becomes Soldier Shorthand
  235. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the world's biggest fart!"
  236. "Baby Jessica" gets hitched
  237. Coretta Scott King, Matrin Luther King's wife, passes away
  238. A foot of snow in Hawaii?!
  239. Great White Tour manager pleads guilty
  240. Proof That Drug Smugglers are the F*cking DREGS of Society!!
  241. Some People shouldnt be allowed to have kids
  242. 007 Director Wearing Wig, Dress Busted For Prostitution
  243. RIP Grandpa Lewis
  244. Unreal!!!
  245. Possible AIDS Cure Found
  246. Dumb cops!
  247. Oh NO! They shot the bling handler!
  248. Campbells Soup, MMM MMM.......GROSS!
  249. Sexual harassment suspension of 1st grader stirs debate
  250. Franklin Cover RIP