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- Bulldozer rampage in Colorado
- This is the funniest thing I've read all day:
- "Hey, dumba$$, ever hear of DNA?"
- Online Dating
- Johnny Ramone dying of cancer
- Do we have to call her Esther?
- May they be damned in the worst possible way...
- I used to think Carlos Santana was cool....
- Nothing needs to be said by me....
- Mary-Kate's Intervention
- Judge masturbates while court in session
- Friendly dog prevents killing spree
- Our Aussie friends have the right idea about cigarettes
- A terrible irony: Fire at a fire station
- Why would anyone want to EAT a ballot??
- 12 week old baby walks in womb
- Squirrel steals yellow ribbons
- He turned her in?
- Gadget helps Users Choose Their Dreams
- Woman gives birth to frog
- He should die just like his little girl did
- This time, Britney's marrying for love
- Omfg!!!!!!!!!!
- Just know what you are after when you start chasing pussy...
- CBS may have to pay $550K fine for 'wardrobe malfunction'
- Gloria Estefan will soon retire from touring
- YIKES! This sucks!
- Girl gets burned after Cell Phone catches on Fire
- Marlon Brando has died at age 80
- Okay, there'd be some dead kids in my neighborhood if this happened....
- PLEASE let it be true, soldier of Lebanese descent reportedly safe!
- I am disgusted...
- Are you a weary New Yorker? Help is here!
- Aussi Hunk Barbie's Sexy New Boyfriend
- The Downward Spiral Continues....
- Isabel Sanford of The Jefferson's passes away
- This had to hurt and must have been horrible to see!
- Ya'll, I have GOT to go shopping in Australia after seeing this!
- Wasn't the pain of doing this, enough punishment?
- Fox Reality Channel will debut in 2005
- Now if only the torch could detect steroids
- New York Dolls Bassist Dead at 55
- Martha Stewart Gets 5 Months in Prison
- 2 men who are not really bright!
- 3 year old dies after Father leaves him in car
- What a whacky bastard! LOL
- Alllllllllllll-righty then!
- Michael Jackson to become father of Quadruplets
- Now THIS is flucking sick!!!
- After reading this, I REALLY hope Lance Armstrong wins now.
- I found your car keys!
- 4 Inmates Flee From Jail, Return with Beer
- IN the immortal words of Red Foreman... "DUMBASS!"
- YIKES! The fish are really biting!
- This makes me so mad!!
- Molson and Coors set merger for world's fifth biggest brewer
- Good news for people who like to pee in their food
- Lori Hacking - missing in Utah
- I hope they don't have any pet rabbits!
- Moron on cell phone at movies pepper sprayed by cop!
- File this under "Ahhhh blow it out your ass!"
- Mark Hacking Arrested for murder
- Mom pimps out 9 year old daughter.
- Another bastard who deserves death
- Your Entertainment Minute!!
- Anthrax-Boy Arrested
- Oprah Is Forever
- Singer Rick James found dead
- What the hell is wrong with people??
- Stay away from my toes!
- Florida XBOX Murders
- What a load of CRAP
- Can't you tells me if we is all getting any dumber?
- Goddamnit, these people are pissing me off!
- Seriously, WTF is wrong with people?
- Toys WERE us?
- Double tropical trouble
- Old geezers causing trouble!!
- Tiger Cubs
- Crime hits real close...
- Animals....f*cking ANIMALS....
- Finally! A Worthwhile lawsuit!
- You may have seen this before...
- Talk About Growing Into Your Position! LOL
- Julia Child Dies
- Hurricane Charley kills 3
- 115 Accused of Gambling on Insect Fights
- Hilton sister marries
- I know I hated Blair Witch Project....
- Warning- Don't read if eating
- Andrew 'Dice' Clay wants reality show with wife (and his girlfriend)
- Heroes?
- 'Potential Development' in Peterson Case
- "In-car adult entertainment" may soon be banned in the UK
- Bryant judge loosens gag order
- 911 emergency operator falls asleep during call
- Bears drinking beer
- Man, I am sure this was SOMEBODY's fantasy come true.
- Pedophile Jackson Could Get Off On Technicality
- Let's all have a toast by snorting our alcohol!
- A Rash Product That Sells Itself - Boudreaux's Butt Paste
- Music Piracy Lawsuits Wend Through Courts
- Selling out your people for money
- Resturant owner sues newspaper for giving 4 out of 5 stars
- "Stop Me Before I Kill Again!" from the makers of Zoloft
- Low-magnitude earthquake strikes Athens during Olympic games
- Uhhhhhhhhh........
- Two Russian Airliners crash at the same time..
- This is pretty crappy...
- California holds garage sale
- As if we didn't already know he was guilty.....
- Furious father sets Marine van on fire
- Drink much?
- Damnit! Just as we feared
- Okay, this is just creepy...
- Fraternity Row fire kills 3 Ole Miss students
- Couple is caught taking risqué pictures in an amusement park photo booth.
- World's youngest mother - 5 years old
- Airport security vs personal privacy
- What the hell is happening to us?
- Dog bites mans WHAT?
- ET is trying to communicate
- Do you have the new US 200 dollar bill?
- It's not funny, but at the same time...
- What is wrong with people?
- Never trust a skydiver named Pancake
- Janet's Funbag Gets Largest Fine Ever
- This judge should be hung!
- Genesis Space Capsule Crashes Into Desert
- Any news story that starts with this first line HAS to be good!
- Not Really An Article, Just Something I Heard On The News Today
- Score one for the puppies!
- 15 Year old steals peoples identity, rakes in cash
- Bail jumper caught, wrapped in Duct Tape, returned to police
- Hooters eyes India
- "Growing Pains" Star Tracey Gold In Felony DUI Bust
- Car thief throws infant in car out on highway
- Caroline Kennedy's Boy Toy Joins The Celeb DUI Club
- This was uncalled for...
- And The Idiot Of The Year Award Goes To....
- From the "You dont say" files.....
- Details Of Kobe Bryant's Police Interview
- Man arrested and fingerprinted for leaving a lousy tip
- Cryptic Ad weeds out weaklings....
- This truck is even bigger than a Hummer
- Home Alone Has-Been Busted For Dope Right Here in OKC
- 9/11 widow visits Baghdad
- Britney marries in ANOTHER surprise ceremony
- Lest we forget the men who died for freedom 60 years ago
- One of my worst fears....
- Would you have given the money back?
- Nice Night for a Drive
- So, what's the biggest speeding ticket you ever got?
- Sandra Bullock Bursts Into Tears On Witness Stand
- DO NOT read while eating!
- More men are suffering from eating disorders(!)
- Slutwear goes out of fashion
- Way Too Funny ...
- Unfreakin'believable! This stuff is NOT funny!
- For those against manditory teacher screening
- Only 8 years? What a joke!
- Saw this on the news
- Is Mt.Saint Helens going to blow again?
- If you had the money, would you do it?
- Moral of the story is.....
- Holy $hit! This Is Scarey!
- Bear ransacks kitchen, steals chocolate
- In response to requests about it, here is an article about the Great Irish Famine
- Incredible Story Of Plane Crash Survivor
- A NYC Radio Legend Passes...
- The same tornado PG got on video,exposes child porn collection
- A new worse nightmare!!!!!
- These kind of Goddamn people piss me off.
- Hot Garbage
- This is scary...and someone SHOULD get to the bottom of it.
- Tiger Woods gets married
- Howard Stern Joins SIRIUS Satellite Radio
- Welsh furious as Wales is wiped from the Map!
- Talking about hot pants!
- First time since 1999....
- No word on fava beans and a nice chianti.....
- Former Oakland Raider shoots up Sigfried and Roy's House
- Woman stabs her seven year old son over a stuffed animal
- Abercrombie, oh man.....
- Incubus Frontman Arrested At Airport
- Stupid lawsuit of the week
- Foul Mouthed Teen might go to JAIL
- Time for the USA to follow France's lead
- Public sex at the Alamo by soldiers
- Maybe they needed to go out and make some friends OFF LINE
- What a F**KING Bitch!
- Incredible rescue story
- WTC coins sales halted
- Can You Say Lying, Needy, Validation-seeking Serial Accuser, Boys And Girls?
- Perverted AND dumb!
- Nothing like a racist asshole to get your blood boiling, huh?
- This class would have been fun, NOT!!!!!
- This is just dumb....
- Talk about stupid reasons!!!
- Ontario is cracking down on Pit Bulls
- Horrible Accident
- Tommy Lee Plays With College Marching Band
- TV at it's most hilarious finest!
- Bear with a Buzz On Wondering the Woods?
- Bookies take bets on new Band Aid
- No Common Sense at all
- Police use Tazer on Pregnant Bride
- MOral of the story: aMake sure no UFC fighters are eating the diner you plan to rob
- Soldier cutting grass in Iraq/Quatar
- Money Grubbing Whore settles out of court
- Can you SEE me now?
- Occasionally my faith in mankind is rekindled...
- Peterson case in jurys hands now
- Moron
- And the award for most mentally disturbed man on earth goes to....
- Those little bastards better adhere to the tardy bell!
- Has Anyone Heard Anything On Arafat Today?
- The unofficial spokeman for Wendy's gets fired
- Is it just me, or is this a tad selfish?
- This bitch should be shot
- This just makes me mad!
- This is just messed up.....
- Scott Peterson verdict is........
- Strangest Illegal alien smuggling story this week
- Mother arrested before she was able to "sacrifice" her three children
- Now HERE'S something you don't see every day!
- Computer users at risk of eye disease
- The definition of a POS
- Gotti boys get thier asses kicked! LOL!
- Giant Kangaroo captured, may belong to Vanilla Ice.
- Perhaps the funniest headline and 1st sentence in the history of the Xchange.
- Now, I would like to personally review all the evidence at THIS trial!
- "Officer, there's a chimp in my backyard"
- Okay...the family of this woman should be issued baseball bats....
- And you thought your junk e-mail was bad!
- Romans Fear for Colosseum as Backdrop for MTV Gig
- I think Michelle_TAV should be ambassador, she's the best image from Israel I know!
- Whatever You Do, Don't Open That Bedroom Door
- I'm no rocket scientist, but to me, this seems like an HORRIBLE idea
- Basket-BRAWL?
- A "feel good" story in the news for a change!
- Dandruff Costs U.K. Criminal His Freedom
- I'd do the same
- Speaking of dumbasses......
- Dumbasses
- True Story, Right Here In OKC
- File this under "You have GOT to be f*cking kidding me!"
- Hmong Lies About Being Fired Upon By Hunters
- Man Takes Swan Dive At Empire State Building
- 12men, 34 sex crimes, 29 against children. ZERO in jail WTG Massachusetts!
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