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  1. Bulldozer rampage in Colorado
  2. This is the funniest thing I've read all day:
  3. "Hey, dumba$$, ever hear of DNA?"
  4. Online Dating
  5. Johnny Ramone dying of cancer
  6. Do we have to call her Esther?
  7. May they be damned in the worst possible way...
  8. I used to think Carlos Santana was cool....
  9. Nothing needs to be said by me....
  10. Mary-Kate's Intervention
  11. Judge masturbates while court in session
  12. Friendly dog prevents killing spree
  13. Our Aussie friends have the right idea about cigarettes
  14. A terrible irony: Fire at a fire station
  15. Why would anyone want to EAT a ballot??
  16. 12 week old baby walks in womb
  17. Squirrel steals yellow ribbons
  18. He turned her in?
  19. Gadget helps Users Choose Their Dreams
  20. Woman gives birth to frog
  21. He should die just like his little girl did
  22. This time, Britney's marrying for love
  23. Omfg!!!!!!!!!!
  24. Just know what you are after when you start chasing pussy...
  25. CBS may have to pay $550K fine for 'wardrobe malfunction'
  26. Gloria Estefan will soon retire from touring
  27. YIKES! This sucks!
  28. Girl gets burned after Cell Phone catches on Fire
  29. Marlon Brando has died at age 80
  30. Okay, there'd be some dead kids in my neighborhood if this happened....
  31. PLEASE let it be true, soldier of Lebanese descent reportedly safe!
  32. I am disgusted...
  33. Are you a weary New Yorker? Help is here!
  34. Aussi Hunk Barbie's Sexy New Boyfriend
  35. The Downward Spiral Continues....
  36. Isabel Sanford of The Jefferson's passes away
  37. This had to hurt and must have been horrible to see!
  38. Ya'll, I have GOT to go shopping in Australia after seeing this!
  39. Wasn't the pain of doing this, enough punishment?
  40. Fox Reality Channel will debut in 2005
  41. Now if only the torch could detect steroids
  42. New York Dolls Bassist Dead at 55
  43. Martha Stewart Gets 5 Months in Prison
  44. 2 men who are not really bright!
  45. 3 year old dies after Father leaves him in car
  46. What a whacky bastard! LOL
  47. Alllllllllllll-righty then!
  48. Michael Jackson to become father of Quadruplets
  49. Now THIS is flucking sick!!!
  50. After reading this, I REALLY hope Lance Armstrong wins now.
  51. I found your car keys!
  52. 4 Inmates Flee From Jail, Return with Beer
  53. IN the immortal words of Red Foreman... "DUMBASS!"
  54. YIKES! The fish are really biting!
  55. This makes me so mad!!
  56. Molson and Coors set merger for world's fifth biggest brewer
  57. Good news for people who like to pee in their food
  58. Lori Hacking - missing in Utah
  59. I hope they don't have any pet rabbits!
  60. Moron on cell phone at movies pepper sprayed by cop!
  61. File this under "Ahhhh blow it out your ass!"
  62. Mark Hacking Arrested for murder
  63. Mom pimps out 9 year old daughter.
  64. Another bastard who deserves death
  65. Your Entertainment Minute!!
  66. Anthrax-Boy Arrested
  67. Oprah Is Forever
  68. Singer Rick James found dead
  69. What the hell is wrong with people??
  70. Stay away from my toes!
  71. Florida XBOX Murders
  72. What a load of CRAP
  73. Can't you tells me if we is all getting any dumber?
  74. Goddamnit, these people are pissing me off!
  75. Seriously, WTF is wrong with people?
  76. Toys WERE us?
  77. Double tropical trouble
  78. Old geezers causing trouble!!
  79. Tiger Cubs
  80. Crime hits real close...
  81. Animals....f*cking ANIMALS....
  82. Finally! A Worthwhile lawsuit!
  83. You may have seen this before...
  84. Talk About Growing Into Your Position! LOL
  85. Julia Child Dies
  86. Hurricane Charley kills 3
  87. 115 Accused of Gambling on Insect Fights
  88. Hilton sister marries
  89. I know I hated Blair Witch Project....
  90. Warning- Don't read if eating
  91. Andrew 'Dice' Clay wants reality show with wife (and his girlfriend)
  92. Heroes?
  93. 'Potential Development' in Peterson Case
  94. "In-car adult entertainment" may soon be banned in the UK
  95. Bryant judge loosens gag order
  96. 911 emergency operator falls asleep during call
  97. Bears drinking beer
  98. Man, I am sure this was SOMEBODY's fantasy come true.
  99. Pedophile Jackson Could Get Off On Technicality
  100. Let's all have a toast by snorting our alcohol!
  101. A Rash Product That Sells Itself - Boudreaux's Butt Paste
  102. Music Piracy Lawsuits Wend Through Courts
  103. Selling out your people for money
  104. Resturant owner sues newspaper for giving 4 out of 5 stars
  105. "Stop Me Before I Kill Again!" from the makers of Zoloft
  106. Low-magnitude earthquake strikes Athens during Olympic games
  107. Uhhhhhhhhh........
  108. Two Russian Airliners crash at the same time..
  109. This is pretty crappy...
  110. California holds garage sale
  111. As if we didn't already know he was guilty.....
  112. Furious father sets Marine van on fire
  113. Drink much?
  114. Damnit! Just as we feared
  115. Okay, this is just creepy...
  116. Fraternity Row fire kills 3 Ole Miss students
  117. Couple is caught taking risqué pictures in an amusement park photo booth.
  118. World's youngest mother - 5 years old
  119. Airport security vs personal privacy
  120. What the hell is happening to us?
  121. Dog bites mans WHAT?
  122. ET is trying to communicate
  123. Do you have the new US 200 dollar bill?
  124. It's not funny, but at the same time...
  125. What is wrong with people?
  126. Never trust a skydiver named Pancake
  127. Janet's Funbag Gets Largest Fine Ever
  128. This judge should be hung!
  129. Genesis Space Capsule Crashes Into Desert
  130. Any news story that starts with this first line HAS to be good!
  131. Not Really An Article, Just Something I Heard On The News Today
  132. Score one for the puppies!
  133. 15 Year old steals peoples identity, rakes in cash
  134. Bail jumper caught, wrapped in Duct Tape, returned to police
  135. Hooters eyes India
  136. "Growing Pains" Star Tracey Gold In Felony DUI Bust
  137. Car thief throws infant in car out on highway
  138. Caroline Kennedy's Boy Toy Joins The Celeb DUI Club
  139. This was uncalled for...
  140. And The Idiot Of The Year Award Goes To....
  141. From the "You dont say" files.....
  142. Details Of Kobe Bryant's Police Interview
  143. Man arrested and fingerprinted for leaving a lousy tip
  144. Cryptic Ad weeds out weaklings....
  145. This truck is even bigger than a Hummer
  146. Home Alone Has-Been Busted For Dope Right Here in OKC
  147. 9/11 widow visits Baghdad
  148. Britney marries in ANOTHER surprise ceremony
  149. Lest we forget the men who died for freedom 60 years ago
  150. One of my worst fears....
  151. Would you have given the money back?
  152. Nice Night for a Drive
  153. So, what's the biggest speeding ticket you ever got?
  154. Sandra Bullock Bursts Into Tears On Witness Stand
  155. DO NOT read while eating!
  156. More men are suffering from eating disorders(!)
  157. Slutwear goes out of fashion
  158. Way Too Funny ...
  159. Unfreakin'believable! This stuff is NOT funny!
  160. For those against manditory teacher screening
  161. Only 8 years? What a joke!
  162. Saw this on the news
  163. Is Mt.Saint Helens going to blow again?
  164. If you had the money, would you do it?
  165. Moral of the story is.....
  166. Holy $hit! This Is Scarey!
  167. Bear ransacks kitchen, steals chocolate
  168. In response to requests about it, here is an article about the Great Irish Famine
  169. Incredible Story Of Plane Crash Survivor
  170. A NYC Radio Legend Passes...
  171. The same tornado PG got on video,exposes child porn collection
  172. A new worse nightmare!!!!!
  173. These kind of Goddamn people piss me off.
  174. Hot Garbage
  175. This is scary...and someone SHOULD get to the bottom of it.
  176. Tiger Woods gets married
  177. Howard Stern Joins SIRIUS Satellite Radio
  178. Welsh furious as Wales is wiped from the Map!
  179. Talking about hot pants!
  180. First time since 1999....
  181. No word on fava beans and a nice chianti.....
  182. Former Oakland Raider shoots up Sigfried and Roy's House
  183. Woman stabs her seven year old son over a stuffed animal
  184. Abercrombie, oh man.....
  185. Incubus Frontman Arrested At Airport
  186. Stupid lawsuit of the week
  187. Foul Mouthed Teen might go to JAIL
  188. Time for the USA to follow France's lead
  189. Public sex at the Alamo by soldiers
  190. Maybe they needed to go out and make some friends OFF LINE
  191. What a F**KING Bitch!
  192. Incredible rescue story
  193. WTC coins sales halted
  194. Can You Say Lying, Needy, Validation-seeking Serial Accuser, Boys And Girls?
  195. Perverted AND dumb!
  196. Nothing like a racist asshole to get your blood boiling, huh?
  197. This class would have been fun, NOT!!!!!
  198. This is just dumb....
  199. Talk about stupid reasons!!!
  200. Ontario is cracking down on Pit Bulls
  201. Horrible Accident
  202. Tommy Lee Plays With College Marching Band
  203. TV at it's most hilarious finest!
  204. Bear with a Buzz On Wondering the Woods?
  205. Bookies take bets on new Band Aid
  206. No Common Sense at all
  207. Police use Tazer on Pregnant Bride
  208. MOral of the story: aMake sure no UFC fighters are eating the diner you plan to rob
  209. Soldier cutting grass in Iraq/Quatar
  210. Money Grubbing Whore settles out of court
  211. Can you SEE me now?
  212. Occasionally my faith in mankind is rekindled...
  213. Peterson case in jurys hands now
  214. Moron
  215. And the award for most mentally disturbed man on earth goes to....
  216. Those little bastards better adhere to the tardy bell!
  217. Has Anyone Heard Anything On Arafat Today?
  218. The unofficial spokeman for Wendy's gets fired
  219. Is it just me, or is this a tad selfish?
  220. This bitch should be shot
  221. This just makes me mad!
  222. This is just messed up.....
  223. Scott Peterson verdict is........
  224. Strangest Illegal alien smuggling story this week
  225. Mother arrested before she was able to "sacrifice" her three children
  226. Now HERE'S something you don't see every day!
  227. Computer users at risk of eye disease
  228. The definition of a POS
  229. Gotti boys get thier asses kicked! LOL!
  230. Giant Kangaroo captured, may belong to Vanilla Ice.
  231. Perhaps the funniest headline and 1st sentence in the history of the Xchange.
  232. Now, I would like to personally review all the evidence at THIS trial!
  233. "Officer, there's a chimp in my backyard"
  234. Okay...the family of this woman should be issued baseball bats....
  235. And you thought your junk e-mail was bad!
  236. Romans Fear for Colosseum as Backdrop for MTV Gig
  237. I think Michelle_TAV should be ambassador, she's the best image from Israel I know!
  238. Whatever You Do, Don't Open That Bedroom Door
  239. I'm no rocket scientist, but to me, this seems like an HORRIBLE idea
  240. Basket-BRAWL?
  241. A "feel good" story in the news for a change!
  242. Dandruff Costs U.K. Criminal His Freedom
  243. I'd do the same
  244. Speaking of dumbasses......
  245. Dumbasses
  246. True Story, Right Here In OKC
  247. File this under "You have GOT to be f*cking kidding me!"
  248. Hmong Lies About Being Fired Upon By Hunters
  249. Man Takes Swan Dive At Empire State Building
  250. 12men, 34 sex crimes, 29 against children. ZERO in jail WTG Massachusetts!