• Asshat DJs suspended in St Louis....
• Do you want to play the 'pass-out game'?
• Can you handle 68 cats living in your home?
• (only)10 years ago...
• It *is* a mad world
• Bulls 4, people 0
• Russian Astrologer sues NASA for 'moral sufferings'...
• Diamond Dave gets a new gig
• AY CARAMBA..........Warning for all DJ's who might stray!!!
• World's first rock star?
• Body of Steelers Fan Viewed in Recliner
• Former Vice Presidential Candidate (and Navy Hero) passes away
• What it's like to live on $1 a day
• What a waste of human genes
• Why would you reconstruct the Neanderthal gene? Look around you, already!
• Girls Gone Wild Producers Must Pay Woman
• Oh, FFS, can PC BS get any stupider?
• Git 'er done!
• Today's WHAT A DUMBASS story....
• Comet Probe Fireworks to Light Up 4th of July!
• We're going to eat out of a WHAT?
• Talking about carrying extra weight!!
• I like honey, but.....
• This could be a huge boost to women if she wins
• Not the way I would have done it, but this lady is SUPER!
• Crime is super down in NYC!!!
• Dead at the scene of an accident?
• Your mom isnt your mom, she's now to be called your parent
• I hope this was some kind of accident
• Why do people hate so much?
• Do we choose when to go? Then why does this happen?
• Car Theifs couldn't have picked a better target...NOT!
• Got the Munchies? Try some Pot Suckers!
• Make sure you know with whom you are cyber-cheating
• Zookeepers find muskrats delectable
• Lions to the rescue!!!
• British Shock Jock gets SCREWED by his wife (not in a good way)
• British couple reveal secrets of long -- very, very long -- marriage
• Ex-'Amityville' Home Owner Sues Studios Over Remake
• Disney Must Face New Lawsuits Over Theme Park Safety
• MY only question is.....
• M J verdict reached !
• Could You Sign That in Blood, Paris?
• 5.5 power earthquake hits southern California
• All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you...
• Six years?
• Yet one more reason why I won't pee outside... lol
• This kid is gonna grow up to drive in NASCAR - I'm sure!
• NO JAIL AT ALL? What the F*^K?
• Man with bloody chainsaw walks into the US from Canada
• Pregnant student banned from graduation goes anyway
• Student found after seven years
• If only the things were sealed tight
• What an ASSHOLE!!!
• Anne Bancroft R.I.P.
• First "America" map to be auctioned
• Why the media needs to be lined up against a wall and shot in the nuts.
• Well, how shocking is this?
• (yet another reason) Boston Sucks
• I think I am moving to Tennessee and becoming a Private Eye!
• Today's "you gotta be $hitting me" story
• This story is just INFURIATING
• Weird news for today - If I only had a brain
• WTF has Courtney Love been eating?
• Big Ben is Broken Ben
• Looks like we'll have one less "American Idol" finalist...
• GREEN ACRES star passes away
• Ben is a "looser" and other misspelled words.
• My Prayers have been realized!
• In Washington, you can get the chemical formula for Meth, on your license plate!
• Pizza 911
• Bobby Brown still has an entourage and they are willing to take a knife!
• Just a quick note to 80striv and Milani before their trips to Mexico... lol
• Man kills 8 year old daughter and friend. Um...death penalty, anyone?
• California's attempt to ban Mature Games...
• Todays "woman pours breastmilk to put fire out on vet in wheelchair" story
• Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight(you read that right)
• Pink License Plates Proposed For Sex Offenders...
• Ho. Lee. Sh*t...."Resident Evil", not just a game anymore?
• The new Webster's definition of "asshat"
• I want the cereal with the great toy prize in it (not this partiuclar box though)
• Best Judge EVER?
• Girl took AP Biology instead of Gym, school wont give her diploma
• don't puke in any Brazilian bars
• Is common sense dead?
• Mystery of unpopped popcorn solved
• This is Disturbing
• Park wherever you want in PA!
• If my ear itches after reading this, I am going to FREAK
• It's not the subculture. It's not, really....I'm not kidding. It's the MEDIA...
• See a Liger, half lion, half tiger
• If you're trying to avoid your 16th DUI don't drive around with hand-drawn plates
• FINALLY! Ohiio streets are safe once again! Good work Coppers!
• Arrest Warrant issued for American Pie actress
• No officer, I'm not the criminal you want
• Einstein; gotta love him
• Half Dolphin/whale thing has baby
• Wanna be an actor but have no experience???
• They searched every dog house, outhouse, warehouse and hen house
• World's youngest mother - 5 years old
• DUMBASS! (And ASSHAT! )Man Pawns Laptop with kiddy porn stored on it
• Fish tale unites two worlds (some good news from Iraq for a change)
• Witnesses: Disabled Girl Punched In Face, Forced To Perform Sex Acts
• How to get a leech up your nose
• If this happened to me I would NEVER EVER take another picture again!
• More daylight savings time? Bring it on!
• Albino kangaroo born in Austria
• Of particular interest to those traveling to/from Canada and Mexico
• Public Enemy, 1 of the 50 new additions to the National Recording Registry
• Peter Jennings has lung cancer
• President Bush presents first Medal of Honor for Iraq Action
• More E-bay weird news
• Pope John Paul II Passes away..
• Woman gives birth in her car before confused police pull her over at gunpoint
• First Johnny Cochran, then Terri Shaivo, now a famous chicken choker
• The "Big Mac rap"
• Teens Use Improvised Stun Guns on Bus
• Fortune Cookie Fulfills Lottery Destiny
• Turd burglar! More poop in the news--here's the scoop!
• Breaking News...
• Feces don't fool the breathalyzer
• Johnnie Cochran Dead- OJ not in vicinity
• Here's another reason to always check your pockets before washing
• American Boy Scout Leader Child Porn
• 8.2 Quake off the coast of Sumatra
• "Jurassic Park" possible in the near future?
• DUMBEST lawyer EVER!
• Easter Bunny gets beat up!
• St Louis Area College in the new, and it aint for something GOOD!
• 10 Dead in Minn. Teen Rampage, Police Say
• John Delorean passes away
• What the #%$^ is Wrong With Kids Today
• Could Michael jackson get any more disturbing?
• With all other legal issues settled Canada focuses on margerine
• Lil Kim about to become Lil prisoner # 3492845
• Is that a banana in your pants or are.... Oh, it IS a banana!
• Bizarre, but I hope it works for her!
• Toys R Us sold for $6.6B
• Five year old girl put in cuffs, then into police car over outburst at school
• Man Found Napping in Car With Holdup Note
• Death, life or new trial for Peterson?
• Robert "Baretta" Blake aquitted of wife's murder
• Lucky Charms leprechaun is not Irish!! Oh the shame!!
• 'Wedgie' Added to Webster's Dictionary
• Ahhhh! Nice fragrant balls!
• Judge Tosses Homework Suit by Wis. Teen
• Add 'debt' to 'little boys' as something Michael Jackson might be deep in!
• Possible Meteor in Oregon!
• Taz, did you get another job and not tell any of us????
• Gunman kills 3 in Atlanta Courthouse
• Accuser testifies that Jackson molested him
• Good to know America's not the only place with a screwed up justice system!
• VERY rare Jim Morrison appearance in student film unearthed in Fla.
• Hollywood captured
• Why?? I don't understand!!
• He started dating this chick, and like, stuff just started FALLING OFF!
• Man gets tasered at Chuck E. Cheese for having too much salad
• Extra super wicked dumb thieves, now with aching backs!
• Fred Durst files 80 MILLION dollar lawsuit
• Oh man....
• Cat survives 10-mile trip on top of car
• Looks tasty!
• Okay, I'm all for treating animals right...
• What a JOKE
• They may be cute when they're little...
• AS if they hadnt enough worries of their own!
• Stupid, STUPID woman....
• This is getting stupid...
• This is just wrong
• How awful!!!
• We're getting out of hand with the "Decency" stuff...
• One asshat, finally of the streets
• Please...FRY these little bastards
• How tragic....
• Gotta love them chat rooms!
• This just in, apparently Bristish kids are wimps
• Record companies try to raise prices for music downloads.
• Woman upset about an impending breakup.
• Yet another strong argument for the death penalty.
• Police: Dad kills
• The Stupidest Driver in New York....
• You would THINK people would have learned by now....
• Yet another senseless crime...
• A true hero and a proud Irishman too
• Baby hippo picks 130 year old tortoise as surrogate mom
• Absolute bullsh*t!
• Baby has EXTRA HEAD removed!
• This is an absolute Joke!!!!!!
• UFO sightings in Canada hit record High!
• In the dictionary, under "GET A F*CKING LIFE!"
• 'NYPD: Blue' ends its 12-year run
• horrible story from my hometown :(
• Hey Recker, have you been out riding your bike nekkid again?
• Strip club artfully dodges full nudity law
• WOW! If this doesn't convince you to quit smoking... OUCH!
• Mistakenly released inmate arranges own ride back to prison
• Just kill this bastard today, please, he deserves it
• Large horned animals, joshua tree people and crackhead monkee experts.....
• Burgler steals computer, but gets photo put on net via webcam first
• Tsunami reveals ancient city ruins

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