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Old 4-10-02, 04:26 PM
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funniest real name you have heard

What is the funniest real persons name you have heard? Someone you knew, a friend knew, or what?

You can find funny real name lists all the time on joke boards, but I am after people you know or perhaps you knew someone who knew that person.

The two funniest for me are:

Peter Little (some guy my brother went to high school with)
Harry Richard Head, went by Dick Head (a chick I used to know knew his daughter)

How about the rest of you?

Nothing made up please!
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I knew 2 people with the last names Walkingstick and Flake. In Jr high I knew a girl named Penny Candy (Poor thing!). Those were kinda funny. I also knew a girl named Ronelle Lavelle. We always teased her that it sounded like a porn stars name! Although so does Penny Candy!
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This guy bought a car at the dealer where my wife used to work. We called him "Loadswallower".
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Dipti Farton. This girl was on my bowling team and always got the fart jokes aimed at her! She was a nice person though.
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I always thought the name Fuglsang (as in John Fuglsang from AFV) must sound really weird and ridiculus to the entire english speaking world...Funny thing is, it's a danish name meaning something like song of a bird....Yeah, that'll stop the ridiculing
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I used to know a guy named "Yahoo", but I forgot what his last name was.
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I didn't know him, but my aunt once went out with a boy called Willy Dick.

I also worked with a man called Chris Truelove, I thought that was a cool surname.

I also knew a Peter Little, he was the headmaster at my primary school, but I never thought that funny at the time.
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He was my account executive at work, a couple years ago.

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I went to high school with a girl named Rainbow. She claims that is her real name and it was on her birth certificate. Her parents were hippies so that might explain her name.
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There was a guy about 2 years ahead of me in high school named Al..last name Poe.
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I used to know a guy named "Yahoo", but I forgot what his last name was.
There's an Aussie actor named Yahoo Serious (I doubt that's his real name though)

The first two names I thought of when I read this poll were two old teachers. One was called Mr Sowerbutts. He really was a sour butt! And the other was Mrs Towcher. We called her Mrs Groucher because she was.
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Mind you I have taken a lot of stick over my own surname but thats something I'll have to think about posting
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I work at a bank processing mortgages, so I come across a wide variety of names...
in ALL seriousness, these are some of the best ones i've seen so far...

Mr Bongiorno
Mr Meredith Took
Mr Wayne Kerr (YES, IT'S A REAL NAME!!!!! SICK, SICK PARENTS!!)
umm.... who else....
ah yes, i imagine not all of you will know this, but....
Mr Robert Allain Quartermaine.

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Caress A. Pecker (I read this one in a magazine article about actual names!)

Piggy, Pooty and P.P Popp

I was visiting my father a few years ago. A long-time friend of his came over to the house for a visit. He and my father began waxing nostalgic, talking about old times and mutual friends. They began to talk about their childhood chums, Piggy, Pooty and P.P. Popp! My step-mother and I started to laugh hysterically, and my father and his friend looked at us quizzically. They couldn't understand why we were laughing!
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