At the risk of running a slightly repetitive thread to Val's Garbage Pail Kid thread, I thought it would be fun to do an alphabetical listing of the smurfs we never saw on TV. (I know people have had fun with this in the past).

The rules are the same. Only one post per person per day. We will start with A and go through to Z and then start over again.

A

Arsonist Smurf

:lol: me likes this :thumb:

BarflySmurf

Castaway Smurf with a volleyball and a $20 mill. a movie smile. ;)

Diranged (sp?) Smurph...don't fall asleep while he's around :4psycho:

Does 80's Smurph count for "E"? :lol:

Executioner Smurf

Farty Smurf! :lol: :D :fart:

Gangsta Smurf

Comes with full package...massive golden chains w/ VW/Benz logo, baggy FUBU trousers, Adidas sneakers, BMW with golden grille and optional Saturday Night Special/Niner/AK-47. Yo homie! :lol:

Heavy Metal Smurf

Insane smurf - comes in a straight-jacket!! and his own orderlies!! :D :wacky:

Jacked-Up Smurf : with crack pipe and pager! :lol:

Killer smurf - with all the accessories: knives, guns, poison, pantyhose, etc.....:devil:

Lusty Smurf... the lascivious little bugger that's always dry humping Smurfette... :eek:

Mooner smurf - have guess why!? :D :moon:

And Triv - TSK X3! :tsk: :tsk: :tsk:

Narcoleptic Smurf - ZZZZZZZ......:D

:D I've been triple tsked by Shei... I've really been naughty!!! :lol:

Just chiming in to reiterate the rules of the game as were set...

Only one post per person per day. We will start with A and go through to Z and then start over again.

Not too much of a rule breaker I hope - One post, two persons, one puter (an never enough time for both of us to be on the Xchange).

Xandra votes for "Overlooked Smurf" - the smurf even other smurfs don't realise exists. ;)

An I vote for "Punky Smurf" - a muscular lil blue bloke with black "smurfpants", a crimson mohawk, and spiked wristbands. http://www.salacious.de/Smiliez/ausgefallene/ausgeskullblink.gif

Quirky Smurf - hey Steve, this ones for you! :lol:

I'm going to get in trouble for this, but what the heck....

Recker Smurf - speaks with a New Zealand accent and shows an unusual interest in sheep. :lol:

Originally posted by Johnny Z
I'm going to get in trouble for this, but what the heck....

Recker Smurf - speaks with a New Zealand accent and shows an unusual interest in sheep. :lol:

Yikes!!! :) This sheep thing seems to be a running motif!!! :lol:

Slutty Smurf - - Hey, Smurfette has to be getting tired, you know?!?

Tacky Smurf (he's the one in the plaid pants and striped shirt.) :lol:

Just a short interruption...is anyone of this board able to draw pics of these smurfs and will post them? :laugh:

Underground smurf... freaky, long-haired, untidy...

Originally posted by Roemello
Just chiming in to reiterate the rules of the game as were set...


Thankyou Roem!! :D


Quote by Johnny Z
Recker Smurf - speaks with a New Zealand accent and shows an unusual interest in sheep

Hey nothing wrong with a good lamb sandwhich with gravy and onions! :devil:


V = Vampire Smurf - The blood sucking little blue guy who only comes out at night!

Originally posted by wavemaster
Just a short interruption...is anyone of this board able to draw pics of these smurfs and will post them? :laugh:

Well, I couldn't draw a stickman, but I'm sure we must have at least one talented artist here at the Xchange that can! :D

Varsity Smurf: Big Jock who always wears his letter jacket.

WANGY SMURF ~ The most popular Smurf in town:naughty:
:laugh:

Originally posted by Milani
WANGY SMURF ~ The most popular Smurf in town:naughty:
:laugh:

I was waiting for you to post this one, Milani!!! :lol: Now, what will Mr. Wangy's artist rendering look like? ;)

:naughty: Come a bit closer and I will tell you:p

:lol:

Xenophobic Smurf - paranoid of all non-blue creatures

Yeasty Smurf!! :yuck:

Zebra Smurf - This is the reason you never see any other smurf wearing patterns. :D

Yas had to see this one coming....:lol:

Assclown Smurf

Bulemic Smurf

Corporate Raider Smurf... constantly on his cell phone with his financial advisors...

Demonic Smurf : the Smurf no one smurfs with!! :lol:

*Sorry - I forgot about the rules. Had a weird day yesterday, couldn't remember how to spell, forgot just about anything really!! My brain has just gone wacko....thanks for reminding me! :)*

Exploding Ego smurf! :D Need I explain???:ego:

Me again...coming up with the "F"...

Freaky Smurf - last rumours have it that he was seen in the Denmark area... :D

Groin Kicking Smurf - A smurf that you definitely don't want to piss off!

Horny Ho-bag Smurf - The ony other female smurf, that they didn't talk about much, she was always "busy"! ;)

Interior Decorator Smurf... Vanity's life partner and co-owner of Very Smurfy Interior Designs. :lol:

Juvenile Delinquent Smurf with baggy pants and a bad attitude.

Klepto Smurf...he wants your stuff, he just doesn't know why...:lol:

Litterbug smurf - naughty boy! :tsk:

Moshing Smurf - spends his time at lots of concerts in the moshpit!

N
Nookie Smurf~ The most horniest Smurf in town.

Obese smurf - That blue and white mushroom house you see in the smurf village isn't a house. :eek:

Peeping Tom Smurf - the Voyeur of Smurfdom

Queasy Smurf... with a perpetual look that he's about to blow chow on his face!!! :yucky:

Retarded Smurf(a little blue Ted) :lol:

Suicidal Smurf (kinda like Kenny from South Park but self inflicting of hurt). Keeps trying to kill himself but somehow, it just doesn't work.

Originally posted by wavemaster
Me again...coming up with the "F"...

Freaky Smurf - last rumours have it that he was seen in the Denmark area... :D

OK that does it...You can expect a less than friendly visit from Groin Kicking Smurf ;) :D

Twinkie Smurf - pretty self explanatory

Ugggy Smurf...so fugly that even Papa can't look at him...

Voluptious Smurf.. "Look at the rack on her!"

Originally posted by 80sSmurf


OK that does it...You can expect a less than friendly visit from Groin Kicking Smurf ;) :D



You think that he will have a slight chance against the Warrior Smurf ? :hammer: :D

Xtreme Smurf- the only smurf to do xtreme sports and stunts:D

Yellow Smurf....a coward of sorts and when he wakes up in the morning...his color....well....don't ask...:eek::yucky::lol:

Marquis de Smurf
He Always Kept to Himself Smurf
Wino Smurf
I'll Do ANYTHING for a Buck Smurf
Pimp Smurf
Skanky Smurf

Zipper Smurf

He walks around the village with the fly open on those little white trousers. He's also horrible at taking hints, like: "Little Gargamel is on the loose again!" :eek:

Assassin Smurf. The smurf that puts us all out of our miseries by knocking off the smurfs we all hate. (Which means just about all of then ;) Brainy Smurf first please!)

Ball Breakin' Smurfette, you need someone in there to keep all these male smurfs in line.

Candid Camera Smurf - He's always spying on everyone.

"Doomsday Smurf"

a very unhappy smurf who walks around the village wearing a sandwich board pleading with his fellow smurfs to change their happy-go-lucky ways or face the coming of the end.... "Smurfageddon":vibrator:

Energizer Smurf... the smurf who keeps going and going and going and going... :lol:

LMAO @ Nolan....That's so funny :lol:

F:
Fetish Smurf...He's fave possesion is his latexpants and gasmask

Gravedigger Smurf...he who takes care of what´s left once Gargamel and Azrael are finally successful... :uhoh:

Hairy Smurf(aka swarthy smuf)

Insomniac Smurf

Originally posted by TopCat
Hairy Smurf(aka swarthy smuf)

I knew that, I knew that...Thanx to my tutor TC :thumb: :D

Jamboree Smurf.. he's usually seen twirling a baton and marching to a band in a parade that doesn't exist.

Kinky Smurf....get out your bitch boots and leather whip, and play along with this freaky smurf who knows how to smurf a good smurf!!

Loose Legged Smurf

Mediocre Smurf

The most intelligent, best looking, most popular and most successful smurf of them all!

Nihilistic Smurf... always out to depose Papa Smurf's leadership and send the rest of the Smurfs into anarchy!

Osteoporosis Smurf. You get the picture. :p

Is that to mean? :confused:

Originally posted by TopCat
Hairy Smurf(aka swarthy smuf)
LOL!


Offensive Smurf

Always making the other smurfs uncomfortable with his un-PC behavior, such as sexually-harassing Smurfette, calling Brainy his "beotch" and refering to Papa Smurf derisively as "the Man". He is also known for the ability to fart at will and to belch the entire Smurf song. :D

Originally posted by TopCat
Osteoporosis Smurf. You get the picture. :p

Erh....actually...no I don't :confused:

Originally posted by TopCat

Is that to mean? :confused:

I really dunno, since I have no idea what opse...ocste....oste....what you said means ??! :D

OK..P...

Palindrome Smurfrums :p
Is often found alone, since everybody is getting real tired of his constant speaking in palindromes

I'm pretty sure that's a bone disease where the bones lose the minerals that keep them strong and become brittle. So I guess this smurf would be falling apart....literally :eek:

Ok, carry on!

TY Roem...Powerfull and knowledgeable...don't let it get to your head ;) :D

And TC, no that wasn't mean, nothing is too serious to joke about, it's a way to go on :thumb:

Mean was you posting a hard word with more than 3 cyllables, you know how dumd I am, and how bad my engrish is :lol:

....OK on with the game, I believe we're up to Q

Quadrophoenia Smurf - Half Mod, Half Rocker, constantly fighting with himself at sea-side resorts, rides a Vespa with a Harley Davidson engine.

ROTFLMAO @ Smurf!!!! Your so silly! :*:goofy:

Regiment Smurf.....when you need a little blue army, you want him telling them what to do!

Soused Smurf... he's always partaking of the smurfberry wine... ***hiccup*** :lol:

Tanked Smurf.....Soused Smurf's evil twin. :lol:

Undead Smurf... :devil: He can be seen wandering the smurf cemetery late at night...

Valley Girl Smurf (She's like totally bitchin, like fer sure!)

Warmonger Smurf

Always trying to start wars with other tribes of smurfs

Xerox-happy Smurf... If I have to look at another copy of his little blue ass I'm gonna scream! :eek:

Yodeling Smurf- The one smurf that sings to a different tune:D

Zuchinni Smurf ...Take one look at his pants and you know how he got that name :D

Anarchy In The UK Smurf - donning sex pistols type hair, safety pins through ears and nose, drinking Lager Lager Lager and screaming obscenities at old people.

Battleaxe Smurf... Papa Smurf's nagging ol' hag of a wife...

Cowboy Smurf...somebody has to keep those little blue cows in line!!

Dominatrix Smurf - cute black bob haircut, carrying a riding crop in one & twirling a pair of handcuffs.

;)

Elvis Smurf - The king of Smurf Rock

Fascist Smurf

The Smurf that likes to push all the other smurfs around.

Green Smurf - any other color but blue! The outcast no one talks about, but is Grandpa Smurfs secret love child....shhhhh. :lol:

Hominy Smurf, this guy loves Southern Cookin'

Indian Smurf.. sometimes seen hanging with Cowboy Smurf

Jackass Smurf...*THUD!* - there he goes again...

:lol: Good one wavey, isn't he also known as sh*tty brown Smurf at times ??

Let's see...K...

Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out Smurf.......is always seen driving around town with his shot gun and a six pack in his dusty pick-up :D

Literal smurf. He states things exactly as they are....literally. :rolleyes:

magotty smurf :yucky:

Narc Smurf - lets Gargamel know where their hideout is, for cash!

Organ Bootlegger Smurf

Collects body parts from smurfs for...... Well I have no idea, but he'll do anything he can to get parts and doesn't necessarily wait for them to die of old age first! :eek:

Policesmurf. To protect and toserve the smurfs community (he's completely stressed because of the extra working hours he's to do every day since all these fuc* stranger smurfs went to the town!!):hammer:

Quintuplet Smurfs - Five baby smurfs that did everything the same.

Rebel Yell Smurf... the one with the wicked snarl, rad tats and tight leather pants!

Originally posted by Recker
Organ Bootlegger Smurf

Bathtub Full of Ice Smurf... victim of the above! Eek!!

Synthpop Smurfs...they Just Can´t Get Enough... ;)

Talk-Show Smurf - The latest from Gargamel's castle- Azreal dishes out the latest dirt on what the Smurfs DON'T know behind-the-scenes about Gargamel; next SmurfTV:thumb:

Underwear smurf - Yep, he's the one with the undie fetish.. it's all he wears ... wednesday is thong day.. all smurfs beware

Vicarious Smurf...boldy living life through the younger generation....

I'm not even going to put in what I first thought!!!!!! :tsk:

Whole Lotta Woman smurf!!! Woah Mama! :D

All the good ones have been taken!!! Liked Rebel Yell Smurf (I was thinking of that one) and Punky Smurf (I thought of that too). So now I have no choice but to make fun of my sister (still has smurf sheets at 31).

Meatloaf Smurf. The big fat one who can barely sing and carries a red sweaty scarf all day.

Nightmarish Smurf (this little guy haunts y'all's dreams!)

Over Friendly Smurf

This smurf gives a lot of unwanted attention to the other smurfs, especially Smurfette. Just watch out for his wandering hands and if you find someone may be stalking you, it could be him! :eek:

Originally posted by wavemaster
Synthpop Smurfs...they Just Can´t Get Enough... ;)

:lol: Good one wave! ;)

Passive/Agressive Smurf... always jealous of all of the other Smurfs (except for Brainy) and constantly doing little things to sabotage them and make them look bad in front of Papa Smurf...

what happened to the rest of the alphabet?????? :confused:
straight from W - M.......Hey!!! :hammer:

Xyzolophone Smurf...because there aren't many X words. :) Back on track, Shei!! :)

Yes Man Smurf

The butt kissing smurf who's always trying to suck up to Papa
Smurf

Zit Covered Smurf (Clearasil nor Oxy 10 could help this Smurf about ready to pop!) :yuck:

A

Androgynous Smurf :eek:

Originally posted by Recker
Over Friendly Smurf

This smurf gives a lot of unwanted attention to the other smurfs, especially Smurfette. Just watch out for his wandering hands and if you find someone may be stalking you, it could be him! :eek:

AWWWW hug time...commere and let me fe...erh...hug ya Recker ;) :D

B- Bilingual Smurf....Speaks both Snurf, Smur and Smurph fluently

Chippendale Smurf

Detox Smurf... just went through rehab but can't resist the temptation of smurfberry smack!

Originally posted by Boggle
Chippendale Smurf

WHOO HOO!! *throws dollars at Chippendale smurf! * :p :lol:

Exciteable Smurf
:vibrator:

Funkadelic Smurf

Goody Two Shoes Smurf....and you thought Brainy was annoying!!

Homofobic Smurf
He never takes showers with the others, keeps his pants on at all time, refuses to go strawberry picking (since it requires a lot of bending over) and is quite frankly not too thrilled about living in a city with a 99% male population

In Style Smurf (always wearing the latest fashions, up to date on all he new decorating ideas! ;) )

Originally posted by 80sSmurf
Homofobic Smurf
He never takes showers with the others, keeps his pants on at all time, refuses to go strawberry picking (since it requires a lot of bending over) and is quite frankly not too thrilled about living in a city with a 99% male population

:lol: I think I'd end up the same way if I was in a world that was 99% male! And you gotta wonder about those smurfs! :eek:

And seeing as we're on that topic.....

Transvestite Smurf - This is the smurf that is fed up with the fact that 99% of smurfs are male, so he's decided to do something about it!

Unknown Smurf - It's just supposed to exist, but has never been watched yet!

Hold on a sec...how in the blue hell did we jump from I to T?! Someone forget their a-b-c's? :lol::p

:lol: Recker decided to hop from one letter to another so he could talk about his favorite subject, Roem. It just so happens that he likes transvestites so much, but never got "t" before, so he changed his own rules. :laugh: ;)

So...."v"

Val Smurf....makes up all her own words and questions to smurf at the smurfs. Like, why doesn't Smurfette have kaboobers? And the boy smurfs have no known bulges, either! :eek:

Wet & Wild Smurf (Smurfette's only other competition, but Smurfette did away with her using poisoned berries! :eek: )

Originally posted by Trixter
In Style Smurf (always wearing the latest fashions, up to date on all he new decorating ideas! ;) )

Yikes! For some reason I missed the word "In" when I read this and only read Style Smurf so went to T next. (must have been late and close to bed time!)

Originally posted by Val Smurf
Recker decided to hop from one letter to another so he could talk about his favorite subject, Roem. It just so happens that he likes transvestites so much, but never got "t" before, so he changed his own rules.

Val Smurf....makes up all her own words and questions to smurf at the smurfs. Like, why doesn't Smurfette have kaboobers? And the boy smurfs have no known bulges, either!

And no Val, Transvestites creep me out! :lol: I'm actually desturbed by the fact that you take so much notice of the genetalia of freaky little blue cartoon characters! :eek:

X Extrovert Smurf (And no, I'm not skipping to E)

Xtrovert Smurf is always in the face of the other smurfs and making a complete pillock of himself! He just doesn't know when to shut up and sit down! He is also very proud of the fact that he has the biggest bulge out of all the smurfs!

Well I would pick either Yoddling or Yani smurf ( which is sort of a pleonsm )

TGND " uhm, peanut butter, uhm, Duff beer, uhm....... TV !!! "

Originally posted by Recker

And no Val, Transvestites creep me out! :lol: I'm actually desturbed by the fact that you take so much notice of the genetalia of freaky little blue cartoon characters! :eek:

Not nearly as freaked out as I am by your unnatural love of sheep....:lol:

Z
Zenaphobia Smurf - afraid of the leather bitch outfit wearing Dominatrix Smurf. :lol:

Aerosol Smurf (they live in mushrooms....those things gotta stink after a while...:lol: )

Bastard Smurf.... The one Smurf who's father is unknown........ Oh .... Dam, that's pretty much all of them then! :lol:

Cat-Hater Smurf - somebody's finally gonna get that Azrael

Dimply Thigh Smurf... with cottage cheese thighs and still insists on wearing Daisy Smurf shorts...

Elephant Eared Smurf - (picked on by all the other surfs, but hey, he can fly!)

Frumpy Smurf - Can't look on the bright side of things.

Gassy Smurf..... there's always a green cloud following this Smurf! :yucky: :lol:

Heamoroid Smurf (sp?) - always scrathing his @ss and never goes anywhere without his inflatable toiletseat

ill spirited smurf, since g for grindcore smurf was awready taken , GRRRRRR !!!!!

TGND " On a roll, till I crash in the wall ! "

Jockstrap Smurf- He just needs a little extra support!

Kill Crazy Smurf

This one's a homicidal maniac!

LEGO Smurf - keeps dropping bricks :D

So what if it's a bad joke, betcha smiled a li'l anyways ;)

Mutant Smurf...see, that poor dude has two cracks on it´s beehind... :D

Nomad Smurf...couldn't take living in mushrooms any longer, so he now wanders the forest aimlessly :p

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy :1offwall: I get to correct the almighty admin ;) :lol:

Roem......Buddy.........Nomad Smurf already exists.
Peyo made a short (10 pages) story about a smurf who wanted to travel the world, coz he couldn't stand living in the smurf village....
OK admitted he only went as far as Gargamel's house, before being captured, and in turn rescued by the rest of the Smurf gang, but still he was the nomad smurf, walking the forest with his li'l backpack :D

He he he he that felt good ;) :p

Ostracised Smurf - no one cared what he had to say, so he took off with Nomad Smurf! :lol:

Purple Rain Smurf: Just kept changing his name, prefered the one with just a symbol.

Q-bert Smurf: Can't resist jumping on and off squares and swears a lot. Also has this strange fear of purple snakes and red balls falling from the sky.

Romeo Smurf

Stingy Smurf...you'll get no smurfberries from him!!! :lol:

Tanked Smurf - the village lush :wacky:

Ubangi Smurf- The only African Smurf.

Vandal Smurf - Enjoys destroying public properties and private huts, drinking beer and tinkling on the grass

Were-Smurf

An imp who turns into a smurf when there is a full moon.

X-Ray Eyes Smurf (He can see through clothing, watch out Smurfette!)

Youthful Smurf... receives botox injections in his face to reduce wrinkles on a monthly basis and is working on his fourth face lift!!! :)

Zookeeper Smurf - Keeps all the village animals.

Asshole Smurf - Runs around all day annoying the other Smurfs.

Originally posted by Pagan
Asshole Smurf - Runs around all day annoying the other Smurfs.

I think that was Brainy Smurf!!

Brutal Smurf - twin brother of the Groin-Kicking Smurf...

C**cks*cker Smurf....do I really need to tell you what he does?!

Duranie Smurf- He wears little pins of the fab five all over his little blue self.

Embezzler Smurf

Ever wondered why all the smurfs live in mushrooms? Embezzler Smurf is always ripping them off and uses their money himself!

Farmer smurf!!:D

Drives around in his John Deere all day, playing loud country music!:cool:

Val Said:
C**cks*cker Smurf....do I really need to tell you what he does

I beg your pardon??? TSK X3!!! :tsk: :tsk: :tsk:

Furry Smurf - maybe he's mouldy! :D

Originally posted by Pagan
Asshole Smurf - Runs around all day annoying the other Smurfs.

That would be me :D :D

...I'll show ya....Silver! farmer smurf already exists :p

G

Growling Smurf - constantly looking for smurfs interested in starting a metal band

Originally posted by 80sSmurf
...I'll show ya....Silver! farmer smurf already exists :p


Not this kind of farmer smurf...:D

Howling smurf does back up vocals for growling smurf's band then !!!!!

TGND " smurf gone berserk troll slayer "

Ichabod Crane Smurf- likes to gallop headless through the cemeteries and the local lovers' lane late at night:eek:

Originally posted by Silveradocruiser


Not this kind of farmer smurf...:D

Don't tell me.....He's driving a Chevy truck too right ?? ;) :D

Jamboree Smurf- He loves mountain music!

Kamikaze smurf :D

Licky Smurf :licky::lol::p

"Fluffy Smurfette"!!!

Of course, she'd have to have really big hair!!!!!!!!


I could do the prototype, since I am short and have huge hair!!:lol:

This goes in alphabetical order Gretchen. It's ok though cause Fluffy Smurfette is so cute. I like that one! :D

Martha Smurf- This one drives the other smurfs crazy showing them how to make beautiful beadspreads out of shredded paper and homemade smurfberry pies!

Nudist Smurf

say no more.

(Val will like this one!)

Obese Smurf - Looks like an oversized blue beach ball..

Originally posted by ImSoooSure
Martha Smurf- This one drives the other smurfs crazy showing them how to make beautiful beadspreads out of shredded paper and homemade smurfberry pies!

Verrrry nice Lisa

How about Porky Smurf, same as Obese Smurf, but he stutters!

Quickdraw Smurf- the fastest sheriff in Smurf Village

Repo Smurf :D

Snotty Smurf - he's always looking for tissues! lol :lol:

Originally posted by Recker
Nudist Smurf

say no more.

(Val will like this one!)
As a matter of fact......I DO!! :p ;)

Tantric Smurf...Sting ain't got nothin' on him!!

Undertaker Smurf - the last smurf most smurfs ever see. :eek: :lol:

Vaquero Smurf- Another good friend of Cowboy Smurf and Indian Smurf.

Wrestler Smurf

The one who's always trying to pile drive all the other smurfs.

X-Men smurf.

Yaz Smurf - Looks and sings like Alison Moyet, plays the keyboard like Vince Clarke.

Adam Smurf (Smurfus Primigenius). - The original Smurf, expelled from paradise for eating apples of the landlor... you can recognize him because he doesn't have navel!

Yep! I've just realized I've passed over the "Z"... sorry! can anyone solution it? :eek:

Zeppelin Smurf- imitates Led Zeppelin to perfection

Aspiring Actor Smurf (always on the casting couch to get the part!)

Booty Call Smurf....do I need to explain? :lol:

Crash Test Dummy Smurf

Dial-a-Smurf -Phone sex, astrology, whatever you need just dial this smurf. Only $3.99 a minute!

EMF Smurf - He's Unbelievable!

Fistfluck Smurf - when he raises his fist, it´s time to kiss your a$$ goodbye... :eek: :lol:

Gangrene Smurf-:yucky: Actually he's one Smurf we wouldn't like to see!

Hellraiser Smurf

Imbecile Smurf
The original "Village Idiot" :goofy:

Junky Smurf...found another use for them 'shroom houses :smoky: :p

Roly Poly Smurf! always in search of some Twinkies. :lol:

Let's see K or S? I'll go with K

Krazy Glue Smurf: Little prankster glues pennies to cobblestones, that is when he's not fixing broken plates and stuff.

Loan Smurf- Don't borrow anything from him!:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Taz
Roly Poly Smurf! always in search of some Twinkies. :lol:

ABCDEFGHIJRKL...:wacky: :lol:

M

Maniac smurf. Wears torn sweat shirts, can takke off a bra without removing shirt and works as a weilder but wants to become a dancer. :p

N

Neo-Modern Smurf ( This architect Smurf built his mushroom in this style.)

O

Orange Smurf

Picky smurf ..... never likes what he's got, always complain he should have better !!!!! Bad examples for kids !!!!

TGND " And we welcome our new host.....TGND !!!!! "

Rhino Smurf - just too bad his nose size doesn't match his **** :D

Quipster Smurf- always coming up with some kind of smartass wisecrack;)

OK R has been done, so let's move on to S

Social Climber Smurf

Tornado Smurf - leaves a trail of destruction behind him everywhere he goes......:eek:

Ugggy Smurf - remember Smurfette before Papa made her pretty?

Voo Doo Smurf

Wacky Smurf :wacky:

X-Tro Smurf - not all alien smurfs are friendly... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tales/alienred.gif

Skipping X-Z Going onto A

Anarchist Smurf

Doesn't like any form of government, so dispises Papa Smurf.

Babbling Smurf ( the Smurf that wouldn't shut up! )

Counterfeit Smurf... what a phoney!!!

Dribbly smurf..........needs a towel!

Extortion Smurf -Hangs w/ Loan Smurf

Fornications Smurf.......

I REALLY don't have to explain this one, but Smurfette just LOVES him!!!:wildthing

Gigolo Smurf :2pimp:

Hanky Panky Smurf- I think we have a theme going here.:lol:

Incestuous Smurf :eek:

Jealous Smurf

Kleptomaniac Smurf

Karaoke Smurf - la la la la la la la......:D

Lab Rat Smurf

Matador Smurf

Neurotic Smurf (The Woody Allen of the Smurf world)

Oblong Smurf

Porcupine Smurf (don't get to close! :eek: )

Quixotic Smurf - always trying to fight blue windmills

Raunchy Smurf

Streaker Smurf- cousin to Nudist Smurf, they like to streak through the Pizza Hut during their Friday Night Special:D

Teenie-Weiney Smurf!!!:lol:

Underoo Smurf -He really wants to be a super hero!

Vandel Smurf

Weather Forecasting Smurf - one false prediction more, and... :talkstorm