Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?


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A young man went to the dentist, and as the dentist was leaning over him he said "I see you have had oral sex recently sir."

The young man said "why, is there a pubic hair in my teeth?"

The dentist said "no...you've got shit on your nose"




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:lol: Good one Sweetie ;)

Man's reply: No, but it's probably located near a couple! :lol:

The first joke was funny, but the second one nearly got me in trouble when I read it while at work. It seems that they have a problems with people laughing out loud for no apparent reason! :lol:

Good ones!

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I just told that one to my boss, you should have seen the look on his face:eeK:


He called me sweetie :love: