sassy
3-20-02, 10:35 AM
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.
After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless
panties. She went home and donned the new garment, then selected
a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came
home from work and sat across from him as they had a drink.
She slowly spread her legs.
"Honey, would you like some of this?" she asked enticingly.
"Hell no!" he gasped, "Look what it's done to your underwear!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up
beside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. With a smug grin he shouted over,
"So ... out looking for a little, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you.
Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at
the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."
A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"
"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I
laughed at your dick' cards?"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bob's greatest achievement was his brood of six children. In fact,
he was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife
"Mother of Six", despite her continual objections.
One night at a cocktail party, Bob decided it was time to go home and
shouted across the room, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His irritated wife hollered back, "Any time you're ready,
Father of Four."
After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless
panties. She went home and donned the new garment, then selected
a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came
home from work and sat across from him as they had a drink.
She slowly spread her legs.
"Honey, would you like some of this?" she asked enticingly.
"Hell no!" he gasped, "Look what it's done to your underwear!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up
beside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. With a smug grin he shouted over,
"So ... out looking for a little, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you.
Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at
the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."
A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"
"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I
laughed at your dick' cards?"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bob's greatest achievement was his brood of six children. In fact,
he was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife
"Mother of Six", despite her continual objections.
One night at a cocktail party, Bob decided it was time to go home and
shouted across the room, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His irritated wife hollered back, "Any time you're ready,
Father of Four."