Bumper Stickers for Ladies

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

And my favorite!
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.


My favorite:lol:
Men just admitt it you can't win !!!

Those are good Val I'll have to see if I can find some more for you...


"I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE." Damm funny!

ROTFL :lol:

Milani, I was going to quote that one for you, saying it's You! lol. (great minds...:)

the one I like best is

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

:lol:

I like 'DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.'

Milani, I was going to quote that one for you, saying it's You! lol. (great minds...


You know me very well women:lol:

That Prozac one is priceless! :lol:

Originally posted by Milani
My favorite:lol:
Men just admitt it you can't win !!!

Ah my dear....the only men who can't win are the ones who allow themselves to be led around by their d**ks!

Some of us know how to play the game... :D

Ah my dear....the only men who can't win are the ones who allow themselves to be led around by their d**ks!

They allow me to lead them around by their dicks because they know that I am the best!!!!!!!!!!:naughty:

Originally posted by Milani


They allow me to lead them around by their dicks because they know that I am the best!!!!!!!!!!:naughty:



A - HEM!!!


BIG :rolleyes: :lol:

A - HEM!

*looks down and notices Mr. Wangy in her hand*

You should know baby I am the best :naughty:
:lol:

<sinister laugh> yeah... ;)