View Full Version : Did you ever accidentaly interrupt somebody who was having sex?
The Loner 3-05-02, 06:08 AM This is one of the reasons why one of my bikes got stolen.
To elaborate: I had just gotten off work. It was around midnight and I decided to take a short-cut home. I took a route through an alley when I felt the urge to go to the bathroom. So I stopped near the back of one of the restaurants. And just as I was going to relieve myself I noticed a black truck parked several feet away from me. The truck was moving back and forth and then a few seconds later a guy came out. He was pulling his pants up when he noticed me. I froze there for a few seconds, then got on my bike and barreled out of there. Before I knew it I heard the trucks engines behind me. Not wanting to get into trouble. I did my best to lose this guy. After a few minutes I found myself in the clear. So I decided to stop near some industrial complexes because I didn't have time to go in the first place. So as I'm doing my business several feet away. The black truck reappears from a side street and stops near my bike. Then, what looks like, his white girlfriend steps out of the truck and immediately tosses my bike in the back. I start to wave frantically as the guy roars out of there with my transportation. For some reason I kept my distance thinking he might be some psycho packing a gun.
Lucky for me there was a taxi driver who was a friend of mine who happened to be passing thru. I managed to get a ride home. But I felt like beating the living shit out of both of them. But then again what comes around goes around. Dogs like them will have their days.
80sTrivia 3-05-02, 09:41 AM I walked in on my parents once... but they were only playing naked leap frog!!! :lol:
I have never walked in on someone having sex.. but it has happened to me several times. Those darn cops don't have a sense of humor:lol:
So what if we are parked at the park and there is a foot of snow outside!!! :p We were just talking officer seriously:lol:
I walked in on my then-boyfriend's roommate and his girlfriend once. It wasn't really my fault 'tho. what did they expect being on the couch in the front room with the door unlocked? :rolleyes:
Originally posted by 80sTrivia
I walked in on my parents once... but they were only playing naked leap frog!!! :lol:
Hey, that's what my mom and dad said to me, too..... I wonder if it's a club sport!
OK, we won't go there. :rolleyes:
Caligula 3-05-02, 11:43 AM I got caught listening at the door, but we were all drunk and I ended up just joining in
Yeah, those darn cops won't give ya any privacy in a park at night... :lol:
All I see were bright lights shinning in my eyes and I was just about victorious doing the unclasping of the bra (one handed, I might add) and the cop interupts! :mad:
Back to the drawing board.... LOL :lol:
COOL BREEZE 3-05-02, 12:45 PM Years ago I did it once to a friend of mine. We were on the beach staying in hotel rooms. I walked in on his girlfriend(now his wife) and said "Whoops! Sorry!" and walked out.When they came down to the pool later I could tell she was embarrased so I said "All I saw was my friends hairy ass!" She and my friend started laughing hysterically. Then my friend said " She was really embarrased but I told her "Don't worry all he probably saw was my hairy ass!"
We still laugh about that one!
I've been interupted 5 times! They were all with the same girl! My girlfriend at the time was VERY adventurous! Once my roomate walked in when we were trying it standing up in the hall,another time we did it on the hood of my car at night on a deadend "deserted" street. When we finished we heard clapping and yelling "All right! Yeah!! A man in a whellchair who took nightly strolls down there had been watching us! Guess we gave him a good show! Another time we layed (no pud err pun intended) out a towel at night behind a grocery store under construction. We're naked she's on top all of a sudden she looks up in terror "Oh Sh*t OH SH*T!! Let me tell you that's a vunerable position I won't get myself into again! It was a doberman and security guard. We grabbed our clothes and ran naked to the car! I drove for a couple of miles naked before I pulled off to put them back on! Another time we had both had a few and almost did it in the split level telephone booth in a T.G.I. Fridays but we were stopped in the nick of time by a waiter! And lastly we were in a park after hours I was standing,she was on the end edge of a picnic table
When I get tapped on the back and turn around to a flashlight in my face!(Nothing will "kill the mood" quite like that!) It ws a park ranger. He was cool about it though! Said we weren't supposed to be in here this late and to get on home." Yes sir! Right away sir!":eek:
COOL BREEZE
"No sir!We weren't foolin' around!We were pretty serious about it!"
I walked in on my parents once and really didn't know what was going on, I was young and naive. I didn't know what was going on, but it felt wrong to be there and hastily left! Geez, I never wandered out of bed again after that! :eek:
True Rebel 3-05-02, 06:59 PM Never walked in on anyone, but been walked in on. Maybe it's because I choose unusual venues. Heh.
Originally posted by Caligula
I got caught listening at the door, but we were all drunk and I ended up just joining in
http://www.salacious.de/Smiliez/Gefuehle/erstaunt/erstWow.gif Cal !! :D
I walked in on my parents! :eek: I think I am scared for life!! :rolleyes: I was interrupted once. Not that it mattered because we were all so drunk anyways. :o
This should be in the LL!! :D
Ted Nugent 3-06-02, 11:46 AM Originally posted by TopCat
\ Not that it mattered because we were all so drunk anyways. :o
Liar, you weren't drunk, you were taking advantage of all the 15 y/o's at the arcade. LOL :goofy:
"Hey little boy want some beer?" LOL
:laugh: Yeah, I can really see TC doing that. :rolleyes:
cultleader 3-06-02, 01:38 PM I was at this party once when I walked in on my friend and his girl,I sat and bulls**ted with him for about 10 or 15 minutes while he took care of buiseness(we were all pretty drunk)it was actually pretty funny although,his girlfriend was a little pissed.
Two words for Ted and Taz...bite me! :lol:
Ted Nugent 3-06-02, 10:56 PM [QUOTE]Originally posted by TopCat
Two words for Ted and Taz...bite me! :lol: [/QUOTE
Do I always have to bite you? I mean, I know you like it rough and all but, can I lick once in a while? :naughty: :uhoh:
Walked in on my room-mate in college. He just kind of looked up at me for a minute and then got back to business. :rolleyes:
No, I've never done that.
ANGELAL23 3-07-02, 01:47 AM One time I skipped school back in 8th grade and stayed home. I heard my parents car come in while I was in their room looking for something. All I could think of was to hide under the bed. Wouldn't you know they went at it right there on the bad while I was hiding underneath it? I was soooooooooo embarassed and was praying not to get caught. Luckily i wAS able to escape when they finally quit and took a shower together. I was disgusted for a long time after that.
Originally posted by Ted Nugent
Do I always have to bite you? I mean, I know you like it rough and all but, can I lick once in a while? :naughty: :uhoh: [/B]
In time, grasshopper! :p
CMSO..:eek: again!! LOL
Geez... COOL BREEZE!!! 5 times!?!?! :lol:
Never walked in on anyone... and never been walked in on.. guess I haven't lived :(
Originally posted by ANGELAL23
One time I skipped school back in 8th grade and stayed home. I heard my parents car come in while I was in their room looking for something. All I could think of was to hide under the bed. Wouldn't you know they went at it right there on the bad while I was hiding underneath it? I was soooooooooo embarassed and was praying not to get caught. Luckily i wAS able to escape when they finally quit and took a shower together. I was disgusted for a long time after that.
:yucky: :yucky: :yucky: What a horrifying experience. Worst that happened to me was walking into my parents room just before they were about to get started and they quickly covered themselves up! That was a close call! :eek:
80sTrivia 3-07-02, 04:09 PM Originally posted by ANGELAL23
One time I skipped school back in 8th grade and stayed home. I heard my parents car come in while I was in their room looking for something. All I could think of was to hide under the bed. Wouldn't you know they went at it right there on the bad while I was hiding underneath it? I was soooooooooo embarassed and was praying not to get caught. Luckily i wAS able to escape when they finally quit and took a shower together. I was disgusted for a long time after that.
Ew!!! Talk about mental scarring! :eek: If that had happened to me, I would have had to Chlorox my eyes and tape over my ears!!! :lol:
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