Ok, now remember...only TWO word choices per person <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
verb - action word
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing.
exclamation - like 'oh wow!', 'ouch!', 'holy sh..!', etc. lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

AN ADULT WESTERN

1.) last name of man in room: Johnson
2.) adverb: quickly
3.) adjective: slippery
4.) name of man in room: Not Man
5.) name of woman in room: Puleeze
6.) adjective: brunette
7.) adverb: smoothly
8.) noun: Rodeo Clown
9.) noun: udder cream
10.) noun: saddle
11.) noun: Cowgirl
12.) noun: horsewhip
13.) a number: 42
14.) noun: cattle prod
15.) a liquid: vodka
16.) exclamation: Yee Haw!
17.) noun: bass guitar

8.)Rodeo Clown
16.)Yee Haw

1. Johnson
2. quickly

3. slippery
4. Not Man

5.) puleeze
6.) brunette

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

#12 - horsewhip
#13 - 42

opc - how did you know I am a brunette? I swear you have ESP!!!

14. cattle prod
15. vodka

Jazzmyn

<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ May 28, 2001 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Jazzmyn ]</font>

9. noun- utter cream 10.noun- saddle

7:Smoothly
11:Cowgirl

11...*sorry silverado took this one*
17...bass guitar

<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ May 28, 2001 03:36 PM: Message edited by: morningmyst ]</font>

Originally posted by topcat1970:
<STRONG>9. noun- utter cream 10.noun- saddle</STRONG>

Roemy, I think she meant 'udder cream' not 'butter cream'. But I'm laughing my a$$ off that you put butter cream!! Too funny! You crack me up!

7. adverb: wretchedly
11. noun: moor

What in the hell is udder cream?! I just figured...being a strong follower of the freaknessity, that it was a typo for butter cream <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Ah well....story coming in the next post <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

I wonder now....if we should try one word a person being that some people seem to be getting here too little too late. Could do this...one word per person to start. If 2 days go by and no one else posts a word, then everyone can go ahead and post another. Sound good? That way everyone has the opportunity to get involved and we won't have to wait too long for the story to get done. Anyway, here's the latest <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

AN ADULT WESTERN

Tex Johnson, the marshall of Dodge City, rode into town. He sat quickly in the saddle, ready for trouble. He knew that his slippery enemy, Not Man the Kid, was in town. The Kid was in love with Tex's horse, Puleeze.

Suddenly the Kid came out of the Brunette Nugget Saloon. "Draw Tex!" he yelled smoothly.

Tex reached for his Rodeo Clown, but before he could get it out of his udder cream, the Kid fired twice, hitting Tex in the saddle and the cowgirl. As Tex fell, he pulled his own horsewhip and shot the Kid 42 times in the cattle prod. The Kid dropped in a pool of vodka.

"Yee Haw!" Tex said, "I hated to do it, but he was on the wrong side of the bass guitar."

aaahhhh!
feels good to laugh like that. good work, kids

Hahahahahaha! That story was very funny!

Originally posted by Roemello:
<STRONG>What in the hell is udder cream?! I just figured...being a strong follower of the freaknessity, that it was a typo for butter cream <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Ah well....story coming in the next post <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

Yes puleeze I ment udder cream <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
Roemello, its a cream used on cows udders. Keeps them smooth <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> But I kinda like butter cream better -hehe <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Oh...learned something new today then <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Figured ya mighta liked that butter cream better anyway <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

As Tex fell, he pulled his own horsewhip and shot the Kid 42 times in the cattle prod.

That will leave a mark <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Very funny.....ROTFLMAO

Originally posted by Roemello:
<STRONG>Not Man the Kid,</STRONG>

That really made me laugh. lol Just seemed to fit perfectly somehow. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

Well Yeee Haw Pardner! That there Madd Lib turned out purdy darn tootin'funny. I reckon I'll toss a word into the next batch.

That one was my favorite so far! Very funny!
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Funny! I agree Roem...lets do 1 word per person and see how that goes! The first couple of Libs we had to do 2, because not many contributors, but now......whoa! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

OMG!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Ok, next Lib...one word per customer!! lol. Have to wait til tonight to post it...my breaks over in about 7 minutes <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

That was a good one, Roem!! In the cattle prod!! I almost didn't get the double meaning. Ouch. lol