Here we go again! I got 3 books worth of these things, so you can pick a couple words if you want <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> After all words have been given, I'll post the story as it comes out <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

For reference, here's what each type of word means.

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing.

The others are self explanatory <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> LET'S BEGIN!!!

BEAUTY ADVICE

adjective: blonde
adjective: slick
noun: condom
noun: lipstick
a container: dumpster
a liquid: moonshine
a food: spam
a food: spaghetti-o's
adjective: squishy
adjective: slippery
noun: forklift
adjective: moist
adjective: strong
adjective: textured
adverb: carefully
adjective: plyable
name of person in room: Silveradocruiser

liquid......moonshine
person in room: Siverado

Noun - condom <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

food-Spam
Food-spagetti-o's

Since my name is mentioned...I'd better add:Adverb-Carefully!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

noun: lipstick
adjective: blonde

Jazzmyn

Originally posted by cultleader:
<STRONG>food-Spam
Food-spagetti-o's</STRONG>

Is that regular Spam or Spam Lite?

adjective: slick

Keep 'em coming! You'll get some good beauty advice out of this one...lol <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

A container: Dumpster

adjective: Squishy

How about noun.......forklift

Adjectives: slippery and moist. OHHH, I'm so BAD!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

When you're good, you're good....when you're bad, you're BETTER! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Adjective: strong
Adjective: textured

Adjective: plyable

Well, not quite as funny as the last, but not to worry....I've just found the really good ones, so #3 should be a hoot <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

BEAUTY ADVICE

If your skin is blonde or slick, you can cure this condition with the following care. Every morning, before washing your condom, massage it gently with lipstick that has been soaked overnight in a dumpster full of warm moonshine. Then mix together some spam and some spaghetti-o's until the mixture becomes squishy.

Pat this onto your slippery complexion for five minutes. Then remove, using a forklift and wash your face with moist water. Do not omit this strong step or your skin will become textured.

Do this carefully every day and you will soon be as plyable as Silveradocruiser.

It's still pretty funny Roem. Had forgotten how much fun these were. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

I thought it was pretty funny. Of course I have a weird sense of humor.

The Freak File is having it's effect <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

That would explain it Roemello. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

That one was funny <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> I think the more we do them the funnier they will get <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

These aren't just fun, Roemy, they're vocabulary builders!! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> We probably haven't thought twice about the word 'slippery' since the Bon Jovi album!!!

You just keep putting themup, and we'll get better at it with practice.

Maybe on one of these "Mad Libs" you can give us a small clue as to the subject we might be working on without actually telling us.

<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ May 17, 2001 10:25 PM: Message edited by: Sarg ]</font>