Whether you went to school or not in the 80's, what's the worst trouble you ever got into at school? probably the worst for me is getting caught red handed when I decided to put on a show over the PA system - complete with whacky voices (you get the idea) and who caught me?? it just had to be the HEAD MASTER didn't it - it was a pretty stupid thing to do as the microphone was next to his office - Man I did some stupid things!!! I got caught in front of all my friends and peers! he gave me such a blasting in his office, I think I wore some of his saliva!! eergh! luck was definately not on my side that day, to be caught by the HEAD MASTER of all people!!
I also found myself in his office on other occasions for: being one of the key players in a large food fight in the caf, getting caught climbing on the roof of the school, fooling around in archery class and countless times getting caught cutting class. Yes I was a bit of a trouble maker in High School, but they were great memories http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif well, who else got into a 'bit' of trouble? come on - you weren't all perfect students now!!! heh heh he!! - it's confession time folks!

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Great topic!!! So here's mine.

At my high school, we started playing "The Assasination Game (TAG)". My target was a friend of mine named Stephen. Being the wiley guy I thought I was, I figured I would sneak into his class before it began and shoot him with my gun (it shot little plastic discs). So! I waited for the bell to ring announcing that it was time for everyone to go to class. I then nonchalantly walked into his Geometry class, sneaked up behind him and capped him. About this time, I heard someone behind yell, "I've got you now".

I thought it was someone coming to assasinate me. So! I turned around as quickly as I could and fired. Winds up it was the math teacher and I bounced a disc off of his forehead.

Yup! I pulled three days detention for that one. Ah, the memories...

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I guess the worst trouble I ever got in in high school was the time I was smoking in the bathroom when this kid I didn't like came in and started running his mouth so a fight insued(of couse)well I hit this kid a couple times(he wasn't the toughest kid around)and I didn't even take the cigarette out of my mouth.just as I hit him the last time,one of the govt.teachers walked in and not only was I busted for fighting but smoking as well.I got 6 days out for that one(3 for fighting and 3 for smoking).I was suspended many times in High school,but that was the only time I got busted for multiple offenses.

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Umm......I was a complete http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//ANGEL.gif in high school. In Junior High though, I got sent home a couple of times. The first was for wearing my skirt too short...http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//rolleyes.gif go figure....the second...One of the school bullies wouldn't leave me alone, so I punched him in the nose.http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Broke it. Blood everywhere. The principal said that he didn't want to suspend me, but he had no choice. Needless to say, the bully never bothered me again! Oh, yeah. Another thing that happened. I had to wear a back brace because I have scoliosis. Anyways, that was 6th grade, and an 8th grader kept making fun of me. One day he asked what would happen if he punched me in the stomach where the brace was. I told him to do it and find out. The dip-wad did it, and broke 3 bones in his hand. But, he's the one who ended up suspended on that one. Served him right!

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he he he! this is great! I knew there were some people out there who weren't exactly 'perfect little angels' http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//ANGEL.gif

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I never got in trouble in school....my troubles started after school. A friend and I were hanging outside of my high school one night. A sock hop was happening in the school that night, and we were in an alley waving at some of our friends that were at the windows of the third floor waving back at us and we were yelling back and forth.
The next thing we know a police car passes by the alley, spotting us, the car backs up and heads towards us into the alley. we got frisked and put into the back seat of the car.

We asked the cops what we were being taken in for, and they said it was because of the knives we carried, and for attempting to insight a riot. We asked them "How do you do that with two people?", we busted out laughing all the way to the police station. The cops kept yelling at us to "shut up". They didn't think it was funny. Come to think of it......our parents didn't think it was very funny either when they came to pick us up!

Sarg

Okay. It would seem that we are the only "Troubled" kids on the block. So! I'll add another one.

One day, myself and two friends (Bill and Stacey) decided to cut class and go to Dairy Queen for something to eat. My Dad worked in the health profession, so I wasn't worried about excuses. I would just snag a couple of slips, forge his signature, turn them into the teacher and all is well. Right? Right...

It seems that the one thing I could never have imagined happening did. You see, this Dairy Queen had two entrances. One on the East side of the building and one on the West side. We arrive at DQ and I go to open the door on the East side. Here is where it hits the fan. I look inside just as I open the door and who do I see walking into DQ through the West Side? That would be my Dad! I knew I was busted, so I figured I might as well enjoy a last meal. We walked in and meet him by the counter. Dad just looked at me for a minute and then his friend that was with him says, "So. Going to school every day?". By this time, I was almost in mental meltdown. So how did I reply? I said, "Mostly". Dad just looked at me and said, "We'll talk about this when you get home..."

Funny! He never said a word to me about. I've always wondered why. Maybe he figured the suffering I went through for the rest of the day was enough?

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Okay.. I finally thought of a time that I got in trouble and felt humiliated.. I was in 8th grade and I was "going out" with this guy, Dan. I was never someone who was into public affection but this guy always tried to hold my hand in school down the hall- ways and I was just too nervous I would get caught. In fact, I would almost try to slip down the hall and avoid him because I just didn't want to be put into a situation that could get me in trouble.. well he found me by my locker on my way to Home Ec class and wanted me to kiss him there in the hallway... I was way too shy to say no... so I did. and out walked my teacher...
she didn;t say anything to me until the end of class and then she asked me to stay behind and took me in her lounge and asked if my mother was home so that she could call and tell her what happened.. I knew Mom was at home.. but I wanted to avoid the phone call.. so I said that she was not in town, and so she called my Dad at work!!! (which I suspected would be much worse!!) I never even thought of that until she started dialing his work #.. at that point, I kept saying.... No... my Mom is home.. call her... but it was too late! She had my dad on the phone!! (BITCH!)
http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//eek.gif well, anyway.. my Dad never even mentioned it!! I think he was just as embarrssed as me... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Later!! Tina

Hmmm... A shy 80's metal chick? That's an interesting combination. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//eek3.gif Why do I think shyness isn't a problem for you anymore?

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Well, I was shy as far as smoochin' in the hallway goes http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00wink.gif and this guy was kind of pushy anyway... needless to say... that relationship ended quickly... I wasn't much for boyfriends until I got into high school... thats when the "metal chick" in me came out... in eigth grade I was a Duran Duran, Power Station "chick"... then in high school.. it was Megadeth, Anthrax, Motley Crue, Poison, Tesla... well.. you get the idea... big switch from Duran Duran and freestlye music! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif


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Later!! Tina

Tina, I was never into the "public" affection at school either. I was always shy....http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//blush.gif Something about seeing 2 kids in the hallway just kinda grossed me out......don't know. I guess I just thought it was something that was to be done in private. Once in high school, hand holding in the halls was fine, or a hug.....but, no slobbering...thankyouverymuch! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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See Shakey.... Dawn has it right!! we weren't really "shy"... but when it came to public affection in school... yuk!

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Later!! Tina

Affection in private is great........http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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I remember another incident... towards the end of my sophomore year... my mother let me skip school certain days since exams were done, so that my friends and I could go to the beach (Clearwater Beach)... she would always write an excuse for me as well and we would all go to my house to change into our suits since my Mom was cool with it... (she assumed my friends parents were, too).. well, one of our friends that we wanted to go with us was already at school.. and we had to try to get her out... we went on school grounds... (that was our mistake.. because even with an excuse once you enter school grounds, a parent has to sign you out...) we found her in the hallway and we left.. low and behold, a teacher saw us leave... we had a great day at the beach... the next day we found out we were seen.... 3 days of In-school-suspension! YUK!



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No... Shyness is one thing. What you ladies are describing is called "Class"! My sister was shy to the point that she couldn't talk to people (they all thought she was just stuck up). Affection in private is GREAT!!! Smooching in front of a bunch of people is just a lack of character. I can't stand to hear people kissing in public (Smack, smooch, smack). Get a room!!!

Holding hands is okay, anything beyond that needs to be done in private.

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Why thank you, Shakey!!

Alright... I'm ready to hear moore school confessions!!!

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Later!! Tina

I have a few funny stories, but I cant choose which I want to share. I guess I can do both.
It was like the last day of school in 8th grade. There are no air conditioners in the schools where I grew up, so we sat in stale, humid, air and suffered. Well, a friend and I were in the girls locker room in between classes. We got involved in a water fight (which was relief during this very hot, humid day) she even got paid a $ to sit in a sink full of water. So, we were on our way to the next class, and one of the headmasters saw us, soaking wet. He didnt even ask, he just took us and put us in the in school suspension unit. (I still cant figure out what the big deal was. Maybe he was just jealous.) Well, I was seated behind a divider, as we werent supposed to be able to look at or speak to the other "unit" prisoners. She was up in front by the desk of the "unit monitor", but I could see the back of her. I started laughing to myself really hard. I guess my friend heard my desk squeaking, and me trying to suck in breaths between laughs as quietly as I could. It made it even funnier, because I could see her struggle to keep herself from laughing out loud.
The next story doesnt have to do with school, but I was about 15. We would go to the local discount store, and "pick up" a few things. I had to get jogging pants, but I also wanted the 45" for the song "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora. So, I put it somewhere. My friend had taken a candy bar or something. We thought we had it made because we were paying for the pants, so why would they think we were shoplifting? Well, on the way out, we got taken upstairs, and they found the stuff on us. I thought I was soo cool with my leather jacket on. They made some comment about making sure I had nothing more on me, and I made a snappy comment about how it was because the way I looked. Then I asked them if I could pay for the 45", as it turned out, I did have enough to pay for it. So, they said I could but I was still in trouble. So, I went down and paid for it. I waved to the windows where I knew they were looking down at me to make sure I wasnt sneaking out. I wanted that damn record. I must say that after that, my bad ass never "picked up" anything again.

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Ooh, D2! Look at you. You crinimal... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif If it had been me, I probably would have had to make a dash for the door.

Like the way you waved to them. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//wavey.gif Kind of a "fight the authority" thing.

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Hee hee. That was my whole purpose in the 80's, defy all authority. What a wise a$$ I was. I have a bunch more "defy authority" stories. Do you want to hear them? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//devil.gif

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might as well D2 - this topic is branching off in all directions! - I should have called it 'bad ass confessions' he he!! I loved the story about Baltimora
I guess you think of that story every time you hear the song huh?? heh heh!

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MORE!!! We must have more confessions. Hey. It's like they said in the song, It's time for a walk on the wild side...

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Trouble in school. Well I just graduated last year. I got kicked out of the PSAT's when I was a freshman. The councelor thought I was making fun of him, but I was only talking. He ended up kissing my butt later when I broke 1000 on my first try with the real thing. I also got into trouble for stealing mouse balls. I did do it, I was dumb, but I denied it till the end and nothing came out of it. I cut a ton of school, and got caught a few times, but never once did I get into any trouble. Let's see what else. Oh yea, durring my Christmas break (this year) me and 2 friends got into trouble for changing signs. IT was the funniest thing we've ever done, but the cops weren't to happy about it. I have pics of the ones we changed. If anyone wants to see em I'll e-mail them to you because I don't think folks will like it too much if I post here. Anyway, the cops sent us home and told us not to leave the next day because they were gonna see if the store owners wanted to press charges. We are all over 18 so we were crazy scared, but it turns out they were just messing with us. It was good fun, but I'm staying away from signs for a while http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif

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I am back. I have thought about what would be best to share, and I have picked out the top two from my memory. In high school, we had 20 days a year that we could be absent. To me that came out to 2 days a month. So, I would call them exploring days. Not exactly skipping, because I was exploring the different seasons of the year, and driving around noticing the changes that came along with this. As I came close to my 20, I had a teacher that came to me and was very concerned about my "absences". I just kind of nodded my head, and told him I would try to do better. When I got to my 20, that was it. No more skipping, and that same teacher came up to me. He was so happy that I had made such an improvement, and was showing up to class. Little did he know I had the whole thing planned out. Hee hee http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif
Did any of you go rollerskating back in the 80's? Well, it was the thing to do where I grew up. So one night, we were having an exeptionally good time, and when our ride came (my "shoplifting" friends mother) we
(water fight at school friend)told her that we were going to get a ride from another friend. We had no one in mind, and when it came time to go, we had no ride. My parents were out, if her mom ever found out I would never have seen my friend again. So, we decided to walk. This is across town from where I lived. On the highway it was exit 2, and I lived at exit 8. We walked to the highway, crossed it, and began to walk in the middle of it. Cars whizzed by us, and honked their horns. I freakin caught and ripped my Duran Duran concert shirt on a gaurdrail. A state trooper pulls up, and says "To put it bluntly, what the hell are you two doing out here?" We were so non chalant about it, "We're walking home." Mind you, we had got to exit 5 by now, and thought we were going to die, our legs hurt so bad. He told us to get off and go wait for him at this gas station. He gave us a ride home!!! I remember peaking at how fast he was going (80, figures. ha haa) and thinking that he thought he could go that fast, but no one else was aloud to. We went in the house, and no one knew the better of it. I wonder what this state trooper thought of my parents though. My poor daughter is not getting away with anything. Ha ha. Hope you all enjoyed.
Retro, I do think of that time when I hear that song by Baltimora, and telling it made me want to hear the song as well.

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ha ha! my topic sure is bringing out the trouble makers
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I can't believe I missed this thread!!
I had a blast in highschool, not because of the classes either http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif
I skipped out alot and went down to the local arcade, it was always full of kids skipping. I don't know how many times teachers would walk in and nail everyone for skipping.all the years I did this I never got caught, I was usually in the back room playing foosball and got plenty of warning!! hehe
Hated Chemistry in school so one day a friend and myself figured we'd mix up a smoke bomb....Well I tell ya when that thing went off it cleared the whole school, they figured it was poisonous or something, got a few hours off of school and never got caught doing that either.
Got kicked out once for smoking, that was the only thing I got caught for (but I was bad!!LOL)

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Ayla, this is Mr Gribbins your old Chemistry teacher, so it was you that set of that smoke bomb! I will see you in detention! ha ha Wow Ayla! you sure got away with a lot of stuff, I guess you were the grandmaster of flunking and not getting caught http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//cool.gif

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http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif That was good RetroMan. Thanks for the chuckle...



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Well, where to start. You see I was fortunate to be EXPELLED from the same school two times. THats right folks, got permanently put out once, and managed to get myself back in, only to get put out again. The first time was for fighting. Well the "official" police charge were DISORDERLY CONDUCT, INCITING RIOT, DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY IN EXCESS OF $200, ASSAULT(AND BATTERY)AND TRESPASSING.

Here is the story, where I went to high school, I was living in Navy Housing, right in the middle of an UPPER middle class neighborhood. So they all thought we were scumbags to begin with. Well, I played football, but hated most of the guys on the team. They all talked smack about where I lived, and about Navy kids in general. Now, I had about 20 GREAT friends from housing and we would do anything for each other. Well, I got into it on the practice field with a kid, and I punched him in the head and quit the team. Well, all the other kids on teh team would give me shit about being a quitter and whatnot. Now, I was the only metal head on the team, the only drunk on the team and I never EVER fit in. So they not liking me was nothing new to me. Well they messed with me and all my friends for like 5 months. So, I knew I was moving from PA to Mississippi to live with my mother, so I started talking shit back to them. one guy in particular who wasnt even really a good player on the team or anybody important started really giving me crap. So, the last day I was there, I decided to do something about it. I had my sign out sheet all done, so I was officially signed out of school and no longer a student, but it was lunch time, so I went to lunch and when I saw the guy walk to the snack counter, I took off my necklaces and earrings and went up and pushed him. He looked confused, so I just pimp slapped him. He charged me, which kept me off aurd and he pushed me backwards. I grabbed onto him head as wee tumbled over a lunch table. I feel a sharp pain, as I realise he has just ripped out the entire left hand side of the back of my head's hair out. I was on my back, so I flipped him over, onto the floor. I smashed his head into the floor about 4 times, and saw a nice little puddle of blood forming. A few punches later, and somebody pulled my off of him. I stood up and raised my hands in the air ROCKY style. I get a huge standing ovation from the entire lunch room. Meanwhile I am leaving school when a nice member of the local PD stops me and brings my back into the school and then cuff me and walk me to the principals office. He tells them I am signed out. I get to jail and am sitting there waiting to be picked up. My dad walks up and I am terrified. We get my citations and we walk out. Dad hasnt spoke to me since he said "Lets Go". We get in the car, and he asks what happened. I explained it to him and he laughs at me, and asks if it was all worth it. I was happy with my performance in the fight, and NOBODY was going to forget my name, so I said YES. He says, and I quote "Well, I guess it was all worth it then" He never said another word about it.

Part 2 of the story later!
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Jasper... that sounds like one hell of a fight!!!

I got into only one fight in school (well, one "physical" fight)...

I was in gym class... outside and we were getting ready to go back to the locker rooms.. (this was 8th grade).. I overheard one of the girls call me a "bitch" behind me (this was a large school.. and a large class.. so I didn't know this chick really at all)... so I made up my mind that before we would leave the lockerrooms I would let her know that I
didn't appreciate the comment.. (This was the last period of the day for me as well)... so while she was applying makeup by the mirror, I walked by and casually pushed her face into the mirror... my friend and I kept walking out the door and at first... nothing... then I heard running feet... and turned around.. she looked mad as hell running for me... before I had a chance to react.. she had a handfull of my hair and was trying to scratch my eyes out... all this time.. I am trying to punch her... but she is so wild I can't hit her anywhere that really makes her flinch.. so I grabbed her hair and wrapped it around my fist and got on my knees and took her down with me... this made her loosen her grip on my hair and she tried to get her balance on the floor but already.. I had gotten her so that she was face down on the concrete with my knee on her back... there was no way she was getting up... I just kept rubbing her face in the ground and telling her that she better never speak to or about me again.. and she was crying that she wouldn't...

Ever since then... she always walked past me.. never made eye contact with me... kept her distance.. it was a pleasant rest of the year...

I got 2 days in-school suspension.. (she got 3 since there were witnesses that saw her run after me)

No big deal... my parents were proud of me.. they told me to never walk away from a fight.. or I'd be picked on the rest of the year....

I never had to use that advice again, though http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif thankfully!!

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Later!! Tina

Hey, Jasper. Good story. I can relate to you, man. My Dad was career military - Air Force. I remember moving from place to place and never seeming to fit in. All the rest of the kids seemed to have lived together all of their lives and here is the "Military brat" moving in where he doesn't belong... At least, that is what they thought. It seemed like no matter where I went, some kid at the new school would have to give me crap. So! I learned at a real young age how to take care of myself. Sounds like you traveled the same path. Come to think of it, those days are kind of fun to look back on, huh? http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

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Ok.......I just remembered...I DID get in trouble in high school. I was a senior, and there was this girl, who was a junior, who always flirted with my boyfriends. Not just flirted, but would come on to them. Anyways, one day, I just got sooo sick of it. The last bell rang, and I'm heading to my locker...I had to pass hers. She had my boyfriend blocked in (one arm on each side of him against the locker.) I lost it. I strolled up to her and asked what she was doing? Of course, she wasn't doing anything. Just talking to him. I grab her hair and shoved her to the floor, and as I'm holding her down, I leaned in and said that if she even so much as looked at him, I would proceed to kick the crap out of her. Just as I was standing up, I notice our principal standing there. I was escorted to his office. I didn't get into huge trouble, since I never caused problems before. But, I did get 2 weeks detention. It could've been worse, I guess. Still, to this day, if I happen to be walking down the street that she's on, she'll go on the other side. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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ha ha! no one can get though school without getting in trouble at least once! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif I bet you didn't have any problems with girls after you let it fly like that! whoa mean streak!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif

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Not in school......one of my hubby's ex girlfriends wanted to beat me up though.....http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//eek.gif She went psycho on him when he dumped her for me......slashed his tires and TP'd his house, made threatening phone calls to the both of us! Wow! How I came out unscathed is beyond me! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Shakey, You know, I do miss the close knit community of I experienced while growing up in Navy housing. There was always somebody your own age to hang out with, always something going on, and everybody could relate well with one another. Some people never get to have that kind of closeness with kids growing up, I am glad I did.

Onto part II of the story. My dad tells me we have to go see the Judge about my fines. So we pull into the courthouse and the Judge, who was notorius for hammering any underage offender for ANYTHING, he was about to leave for the day. My dad gets him right before he leaves and tells him he needs to talk about my fines, since I was supposed to fly out the next morning, I needed to know how much they were. So the Jusge and my dad go into a room and leave me there for life 30 minutes. My dad comes out and tells me to go into the room. The Judge says "I hear you are moving, so here is the deal, you owe $900 in fines, do YOU have $900?" Of course I didnt, so I said no. He says, "Well, grab that broom and go sweep the parking lot, I want it spotless!" Now, the courthouse is right off of a 6 lane street, and is all trashed. Even when I would sweep, the cars going by would bring more trash into the lot. It took me 4 hours to clean that damn thing. Then I had all the trash in a pile, and no way to put it into the dumpster, so I had to walk across the street to a pizza place and ask to borrow some trash bags and a dust pan. The guy at the counter starts laughing, and says "Judge Kelly got you cleaning the parking lot, eh?" So apparently this was his big "community service" sentence. So I got off pretty easy, I have never been worth $225/hour at any job I have ever had, so I was happy to do it. The bad part? My dad's "punishment" was that I had to walk home, 4 and 1/2 miles at night, in a torn up shirt (from the fight) and 1/2 the hair on the back of my head missing. He was laughing when I walked through the door.

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Well Morningmyst, I do believe your husband picked the right girl (eg, gorgeous and a fan of the 80s!) http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif
his ex sounds like a jealous psycho, I can't believe anyone would do something like that http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//frown.gif cray-z stuff!

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I only got in trouble for eating lollies in class and had to clean off all the gum from under the chairs in three rooms! Eeeewww http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//yucky.gif Apart from that nothing, a perfect angel. Plus I was very social phobic but what can you do about it at school? I almost got the Phys Ed techer chucked out of school, he he http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//DEVIL2.gif She made me run around the block even though I couldn't quite a few times and a few other girls who had back problems. So the parents of those other girls and my mum went to complain to the headmaster and by the end of the meeting the Phys ed teacher was in tears! Boo Hoo! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//crying.gif Plus she was a lesbian! Not someone you want in the change rooms when your dressing and showering, as she did tend to look around, the dragon!

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Hey Shei... weren't all female gym teachers lesbians? I know all of mine were!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

Awww.. come on... I'm sure you did something else!!!

Since you are into this chat Sheibub.. I have a school/dream related story...

I was in homeroom and I was sleeping.. and I mean.. I was sleeping hard!!! And I was dreaming that I was getting ready to fall off a cliff... when I woke with a gasp and grabbed the table for dear life... and very loudly I might add... the class was all quiet so my little act was very noticed!!! It was hilarious.. I had to write an essay on why homeroom was important and why sleeping was not allowed...

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HA! ha! I remember I went to sleep at school - next to the Home Economics area there was a video room kind of thing that was blocked off from everything else - and there were all there cusions everywhere. So one day when I was in a "I don't want to go to class today" kind of mood (it was Maths!!) - so I bunched a heap of cusions together and had a snooze!!! I awoke and looked at the time and the class I was supposed to be in had just finished!!! Hooray!!! I never got caught

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ha ha ha I always slept in at least one class daily... I stayed out too late most night (sneaking out the window to hang out with friends until 5 am)

I was always tired... and got caught quite a few times.. never got into serious trouble though...
one time, my 4th hour teacher Mr. Kall let me sleep through the hour bell and when I woke up about a half hour later... there was a new class of people sitting around me... how embarrassing!!!!

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Later!! Tina

Falling in your dreams - maybe a loss of control, or feeling out of control. A cliff - a big risk or chance, getting ready to take the leap of faith. A cliff can also mean a critical time in your life, end of the road, decision time. Maybe you were taking a risk of *falling* asleep in class! I never fell asleep in class. I hated home economics-sewing yuk :yucky; I did get told off a bit tin that class. I loved cooking art and music best.

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I remember in cooking class, my friend Matt launched a small piece of minced meat at the ceiling - it stuck splat! and I bet you anything it's still up there! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//wink.gif

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tinajo:
[B]Hey Shei... weren't all female gym teachers lesbians? I know all of mine were!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif</font>

Yes, they were!!! I remember once when Mrs. (name left off (she might come beat me up)) made a bad call during a phys. ed. volleyball match. Me, being the outspoken person I was (some would say stupid) accused her of cheating and making the call for her pets. Well! For my outspoken nature, she sentenced me to 200 push ups. Should have seen her fat little jaw drop when I actually finished them all. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif Of course, then I went outside and passed out in the grass...

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jeepers creepers I can only do about 50 pushups! man i'm not surprised you passed out - it's cool how you did it away from the teacher's sight - we had female gym class teachers at my high school, but I never had them, They looked the type though - shaved head etc... who knows?!?

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Wow man, this is great! I can't believe I missed this!! I have a few sotries to tell you guys, you'll laugh.

Ok, I was in elementary school (I guess in 5th or 6th grade) It was the end of class so everyone would go into the halls to the lockers to get their stuff, well while I was walking down the hall (there was a lot of people) I crossed this guy in my class and all I did was like put my hand up to his face to scare him, well it worked so he shoved me, the only problem is, he's the one that feel, HARD! The teacher saw but not everything. So I got in big trouble for that cause he really hurt himself and blamed it on me.

Another time, in high school, I think it was sec 2 (8th grade for the Americans) and I was in Home Ec. class. This guy sneeked up behind me and tried to tickle me. Well I'm ticklish as hell so I elbowed him on the nose. That nose was freakin shooting blood half way across the class!!!!! No one ever tickled me in school after that.

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he yes very funny Amy http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smile.gif thanks for sharing those with us - this topic is bringing out all the trouble makers and hillarious stories! I feel sorry for that guy you elbowed though! yeow! he's probably got a complex about 'tickling people' now! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by RetroMan:
jeepers creepers I can only do about 50 pushups!
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I probably couldn't do that now. I was in much better shape in my younger days. I seem to have developed a slacker attitude towards exercise since I got out of school. http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

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Ummm...I can barely do one pus-up http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

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This is a great topic.

I'm sorry but I laughed at a lot of your misfortunes.

I remember getting I.S.S. in 9th grade for singing Stand by me. The teacher told me not to sing it and of course I didn't stop. She then gave me detention, which I naturally skipped. After skipping detention three times she decided to send me to the office where I was told to either go to detention that night or get I.S.S. the next day. You guessed it, I got I.S.S. for singing Stand by me.

That's funny!!! I never went to detention and nothing happened (and no, it's not because I never got detention, I just never went)

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<FONT COLOR="LimeGreen">Gosh, the only trouble I ever had in school was my cutting class. Never got caught, always erased the message on the answering machine when I got home, but when the Truant Letter came in the mail, I stopped cutting for a while!! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//uhoh2.gif I was too busy getting http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00drunk.gif or http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//icon20.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//smiley5.gif with boyfriends!!</FONT c>

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See, I NEVER get caught cutting class cause I forge my mom's signature. But don't tell her ok? I still do it. In fact I did it today

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<FONT COLOR="LimeGreen">My mom's signature was way too hard to forge. Tried that already!!</FONT c>

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Well in that case I just sing my dad's name, he doesn't live with us so I just say I was at his place and he singed. They can't check on that http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

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<FONT COLOR="LimeGreen">Wow, never thought of that one!! My parent were divorced by the time I started cutting!!</FONT c>

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Just been reading through this thread and enjoyed it so much I figured it needed livening up.

I got into trouble a few times, but generally I was a quick thinker and pretty good at fast talking my way out.

The one incident that stands out most was when I managed to avoid some major trouble, more by luck than any anything else. But it is an amusing tale none the less.

It was at a school camp in the type of scenery you see in Lord of the Rings. (Pretty average for us New Zealanders I might add ;) ). It was at the foot of some mountains, heaps of bush, a river, a swing bridge, even a haunted chapel. At night we had heaps of fun talking about an imaginery Sasquatch that lived up in the mountains. One night a possum knocked over some trash cans and totally freaked us out!

Well there was a new girl at school. The new Principal's daughter as a matter of fact. Absolutely gorgeous and I pretty much fell in love with her at first sight. She was at camp and I asked my friend Neil to tell her that I liked her. He said he would as long as I pretended to sleep walk around the girl's dormitory that night.

So me being the type of guy to do anything for a girl I fancied, I did just that. Got out of bed that night and started my so-called sleep walk. I went right around the girl's dormitory and on arrival back, all the guys were out on the verandah of the dorm waiting for me.

I stayed in character. I walked right through them to the door of the dorm. One boy tried to hold the door shut, but I yanked it open, went in and hopped in bed.

Unfortunately the disturbance attracted the attention of one of the toughest, meanest teachers in school, Mr Williams. He was over there demanding to know what was going on. Of course the other guys told him I had been sleep walking, but he didn't believe it. "Oh sleep walking was he? We'll see about that!" He came up to me and tried to lift my eyelids. I just clamped them tight. It was just as well I did, because he thought I was asleep. If I hadn't clamped them, he would have known I was awake. (I didn't know that at the time, I just thought I was bloody lucky! LOL)

So I got away with it. And only my friend Neil new that I hadn't really been asleep. I unwittingly had every one fooled that night!:lol:

.....so did the good guy get the girl in the end?????

Well that's another interesting tale with a few interesting twists. It's a little off topic, but if you'll endulge me I will tell it.

After the teacher had gone, there was quite a bit of excitement in the dormitory. I continued to pretend to be asleep while listening to my friend Neil making some revelations to the other guys. To my surprise he proceeded to tell them that I had a crush on the new girl Jane and that was probably the reason why I slept walked around the girls dorm! I couldn’t believe he was telling them that, but after announcing that and making some other comments, he had them totally convinced of the reason I had slept walked. :lol:

Neil didn’t need to go through with our deal the following day. Because there were plenty of other guys there who were only too willing to humiliate me in front of Jane by telling her that I liked her! LOL.

But then the story takes another twist. She didn’t appreciate the embarrassment she too was feeling, so she wrote me quite a nasty abusive note. Fortunately I had some pretty good friends and they weren’t going to let her get away with it. So I was very surprised to learn that they had taken that note and used it to blackmail her! Every evening at camp there was a dance. My friends told Jane that if she did not dance with me that night they would show the note to the teachers.

Every remaining night of that camp I got to dance with Jane! Just me and nobody else. I even got slow dances with her! Funnily enough she seemed quite happy with this and was even approaching me to dance with her. I was in heaven. I was walking on air all week. Best camp I ever went to! :groovy:

Unfortunately when the camp came to an end and the following week we returned to school, she proceeded to try and make my life a misery. I was a glutton for punishment! For some crazy reason I continued to have a crush on her until the day I left that school and we moved to another town. LOL. What bugs me now, is that there were other girls at that school that were really keen on me, but I was so infatuated with that bitch that I didn’t even stop to look at any of the others.

The answer to your question Retroman? No, the good guy never gets the girl. :(

My worst offense in high school thus far being late to school. I'm late all the time.

But when I was in elementary school....oh man...

I got accused of stealing, lying, and cheating over those years. None of them actually were true. I tend not to get into too much trouble at school. I'm kind of the quiet/shy type on the outside, but on the inside, it's a different story. There's so many things I'd like to say to certain people but never will. Someday though...

Thank God I was pulled outta school early, I caused so much trouble in only 4 years of school. I've done everything from orginizing a protest against the teacher because I didn't think music was a good idea for school in preschool LOL and I've beat up people (I never won because back then I was small and skinny lol), I've teased some kids so bad they've cried and cried, they had it comin' though, they were bullies, I only hurt the bullies. :p

If I didn't have the restraints of morals I don't know what I'd do if I was in school now. LOL

I got suspended for three days (in school) once. The story goes like this:

I was in Math of Consumer Economics. Basically checkbook balancing and tax paying 101. We had this ancient teacher who was tenured by about 100 years. She hated it when people talked in class, but she sucked at explaining things. I was helping a friend of mine (fellow punk rawk skater) by explaining what she hadn't. She got all red and said, "Shhhhhh..."

Now keep in mind, she had done this every day for about 13 weeks. I was tired of it. I stopped in mid-sentence and the class got *really* quiet. I looked up at her and deadpan commented, "You know, if you keep that up, you're going to deflate."

I got carried out by my ear. :eek: :devil: :lol:

I got sent to the office for wearing eyeliner. I defied them to find the rule in the book that said I couldn't. They couldn't find it. I signed a slip saying I wouldn't wear it to band competitions but they couldn't stop me from wearing it in school. I don't think I ever wore it to school again. :p

All the other stuff? I just never got caught, and I would have been expelled for some of the stuff I pulled. :eek: :vibrator:

Originally posted by Recker
The answer to your question Retroman? No, the good guy never gets the girl. Well, There was a Lesson to be learned there, when it is True that Some times the "Goodguy" doesn't get the girl when he is Honest and goes about it in a sensible way, it should be noted that the Goodguy usually Never gets the Girl when he is Less than Honest and Resorts to Trickery, Blackmail, and the such, :hammer: and in Fact this type of Behavior is not the type of behavior I'd Expect from a "Goodguy" , it more or less fits the Jerk description, hehehe but even the "Jerk" gets the girl sometimes, though not for very long ;)
I'm not attacking you Rich, I'm just saying you more then likely would've stood a better chance if you had gone up and "Talked" to her, things might have turned out peachy :) but then again if we only knew then what we know now...


Now as for the Worst Trouble I got into at school, Hmmm, I'd have to think about that as I was an :bigangel: (at least in my Parents eyes, HA!) I Rarely got caught doing anything wrong I was too good ;) though I did my "Fair" share of Death, Destruction, and Mayhem at school. :mwaha:
I could list some small things I did, and actually got caught doing, and I could list some things I NEVER got caught doing<Wicked Grin>

It's very hard for a MetalHead to recall H.S. you know after all the Drugs and Alcohol so bare with me, LMAO!, J/K
Anyways...

I was sent to the Principals Office for Beating up one of the School Bullies once, and I didn't even get in trouble for it as he thought it was more funny then serious how a 5ft girl beat up this Jerk who was almost 6ft and weighed twice as much as I did(what that Jerk and the Principal didn't know was that I was in 3 Martial Arts classes at the time, BIG mistake for the Jerk, a Blessing for me the Principal did Not know, hehehe).

So it's like this, for whatever reasons Bullies do what they do he decided one day between Classes he was going to start crap with my Friend who happened to be a "Geek"(no Offense to anyone who was labeled as such, I say geek because he was an A Student and wasn't a "Jock" nor was he one of the "Cool" kids, but he was My Friend, and NOONE messes with MY Friends no matter Who they are) I saw this and decided to step in, I tried to be Diplomatic and end this without a confrontation between them and he decides to start on me, calling me names I won't Repeat in here, the names didn't bother me until he called me a "Slut", ok, I draw a line there, I may be Lots of things but I'm NO Slut :1pissed:, and as he Learned I have a Temper, so I proceeded to play the name Game with him which he didn't like much because people around us were laughing at the things I said about him so he shoved me "ME" up against the Lockers Hard I winced ('cause it hurt) and he started taunting me saying I was gonna Cry, HA!, ok I may be a Girl but there was no way in Hell I was going to Cry for this A******, Something snapped inside and I caught him by surprise when I gave him a Snap-Kick to the "Bullocks", he immediately buckled to his knees and I told him to F*** Off as I gave him a Knee-Thrust to his face bloodying his nose, and if that wasn't enough when he fell back on his back I kneeled down on his chest and Bitch Slapped him.
At that point I noticed that all the Laughing had ceased and I looked up and saw the Principal standing there with the School Security Guard, I was kind of scared because all that was going through my mind at that moment was "Military School" as that was a constant Threat if I ever screwed up.

Both my Friend and I were Escorted to the Principal's Office and had to wait in Silence 'till the other kid got out of the Nurse's Office, we both chuckled as he walked in followed by the Principal, he closed the door behind them and sat at his Desk and then asked for our sides of the Story, well of course all 3 of us started speaking and then arguing who was telling the Truth until he silenced us all and then asked individually for our "Stories" starting with my Friend, then me and Finally the Jerk, what I got a kick out of was during us telling him what happened was that he was grinning and actually chuckled at one point which caused me to have a Big Kool-Aid Smile on my face ('cause at that moment I figured I was getting off scott-free with murder) well after he heard all sides of the Story he called all of our Parents and had a meeting when they arrived, and to make a long story short (also to spare you th Boring details) my Friend and I did Not get in trouble as it was deemed Self-Defense as others Stood up and Defended my Friend and I saying that we were just Defending ourselves :p ha ha ha, the other kid got a week of ISS (In School Suspension), I did however get sent home for the Rest of the School Day (which I didn't mind) as did the "Jerk", my Friend got to stay at school that day as he really didn't do anything.
My Parents surprisingly weren't the least bit Angry with me (which was a relief as I thought I was DEAD MEAT) His Parents were Angry though, they Felt that "I" should've been the one Suspended and not thier Son but the Principal was on my side too which also made me feel good.
My Father did However make me Explain it all to my Martial Arts Instructor, he was a bit upset with me for Striking out but glad that I didn't go overboard as I could've Seriously hurt him, he punished me though and I was not allowed to Train in class for a week.

That is probably the most Serious thing I've been caught Red-Handed at school doing.
Hmmm, there was this time I was in a Police chase during school though :eek: I'll have to tell that later, hehehe.

I Also got caught at another H.S. once after an ROTC meet at my school between mine and another when I hopped on the Bus with a Friend going back to her School, it took them half the day before anyone knew I was there, I hung out in her Classes and the Teachers didn't care, it was fun until they caught me, and then they tried to book me for Trespassing but I got off easy there too, the School P.O. (for the other School) drove me back to my School and I got to ride up front in his Squad Car and play with the Siren and Radio, that was Also Fun, of course when I got back to my School my Parents were waiting for me along with the Principal, and I ended up getting ISS for the rest of the day which was no biggie, I also lied my way out of getting busted by my Parents, so I was on Good Grounds again. :D

I've done many things in H.S. and have not been caught doing, like setting off the Fire Alarm, starting Fires in Garbage Cans, setting off Sprinklers, Destroying School Property, just to name a few hehehe, I was terrible for a while until I wised up my Junior Year.

You go girl! :thumb:

Let's see, worse thing... things I did in H.S.?
Let me start off by saying that I am and was a total geek in Junior High, and my older brother was like the coolest kid on the block, so I got picked on for being different in JHS.

When I got to HS, which I picked the farest school from home. I live in the Bronx, my High School was/is dead center of Times Square here in NYC.

The worse thing I did physically in HS was get into a fight with a guy. He started talking :bs: how he's gonna beat me up, that taking MA wasn't gonna help me cause he has taken some too and so forth. So we started to spar, he started getting serious and I must have blinked cause he landed a stinging heel kick to my face. I got :1pissed:, and did a bad round-house kick to the temples that dropped him faster than a rock. Hell, to this day I sort of feel bad about it.

The worse thing I did, though it was also the most :laugh: thing was shortly after the Colombine shooting in '99 :(. To give the perpective from the "Weird, loner kids that we must watch" my locker was searched, I was called in by the Dean, my mother was called... but that was okay, my friends got the same deal. What really got me mad was when I was sitting in the back of my Amer. History class, which I hated cause everyone I didn't like was in that class with me and the teacher, while discussing what happen, asked this question:
"Do you think anyone in this school is capable of doing something like that?"
I swear, a wind whipped across the room when everyone proceeded to turn around and stare at me! :mad:

So I went home, made a couple of phone calls, dug around in my closet and went to school the next day and made a statement to what I thought about what the people in my school were thinking without saying a word.

I went to school that day, wearing full black combat fatigues, black combat boots, my black, spiked leather trench coat and the gem was my black ripped t-shirt that said:Don't piss me off... I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

The school deans were mad as hell, but they sure as hell left me alone the rest of the year.

There was also the thing when I was told I couldn't wear my pentacle at school cause it was Satanic :rolleyes: all I said was "Law suit" and it was never brought up again.

I got a lot more stuff. I was far from being an :angel: in HS! :mwaha:

This is a great old thread... definitely deserved resurrection. :)

Originally posted by Tydestra
To give the perpective from the "Weird, loner kids that we must watch" my locker was searched, I was called in by the Dean, my mother was called... but that was okay, my friends got the same deal.

I know my friends would have gotten the same kind of treatment if we were in high school 6-7 years later than we were... unfair. I like the way you handled it Ty, not letting anybody change who you are :)

I can't believe I didn't post in this thread a while ago :lol: Then again, I was mostly a good girl in school. The worst thing I got caught for was skipping physics class to... um... hang out with my boyfriend in the auditorium loft :D They gave us separate detentions :cry: and in two weeks' time, I was madly in love with his best friend... but that is, entirely, another story... heh.

I was one of those sweet, innocent-looking, shy kids in junior high school, but I was all turmoil and evil thoughts under the surface. I remember getting picked on one day in junior high by some snotty girls in my class, finally losing my temper, and turning around and yelling some very naughty words at them. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/madgo.gif The teacher was standing right there, but he was so shocked to hear anything like that coming out of my mouth, nothing more was said about it beyond "Let's get to class, ladies!" :lol:

I was a good girl in H.S. really never got in trouble. But my ex husband always did. He would get into fights every day over me. He was very jealous and couldn't stand a guy looking at me. :hammer: I did get into fights in school also but I didnt' get caught I would catch them in the bathroom and beat the crap out of them there.
I did however get caught smooching him alot and was always sent to the office over it. Smooching in school got so bad that they would give us numbers and when they were ready to scold us they would announce our number over the intercom. The funny thing was we got caught so many times that we would have three numbers a day :* boy those were the days :lol:
I saw my principle the other day and he saw my boys with me.. and he started laughing and said
"didn't i tell you that that kissing would get you in trouble one day " :lol:
:rolleyes: Not funny :lol:

One time when I was 2nd grade, I was playing by the sea saw and ACCIDENTALLY let the sea saw down, not realizing there was another kid on that side. They blamed me, said I had I a grudge against that kid. It was the end of the year, I had no recess till the end of the year, but my brother fixed that. :)

In Fifth grade this guy called me a slut, just because it was one of the many situations where guys always think I'm uglier than shit and he had no idea who I was. Well, I had no idea what the hell slut meant at that time (part of my everyday vocab now) and I called him one back. :p :lol: I had to lick up slut in the dictionary and write it out a few times.

Oh, and last year, they found these notes I apparently wrote to someone (even though it was a friend that did it) I got the blame, and they called my parents and whined thier little hearts out. The letters used f*** a few times. :eek:

I wasn't too naughty in high school, but I did get in trouble a few times. When I took Chemistry, my lab partner and I distilled Listerine and drank it during lunch. We were both really sick, got three in-house suspensions each, and I was grounded for a month or so.
I only got into one fight, but it was a real doozy. This one girl always went around calling me a slut all the time, and I just ignored it, but eventually she started up a rumor that I had been with this one guy for $10. I was SO pissed, I caught her in the hall before school the next day and jumped her. She pulled out a lot of my hair and scratched my face up, and I actually knocked out one of her teeth! Two teachers pulled us apart, and took us to the principal's office. He called our parents and suspended us both for a week. When my parents got there, the principal asked us "do you ladies have anything to say to each other", which presumably meant he wanted us to apologize to each other. I told her "if you're gonna make me a whore, don't make me a cheap one- make it $50 next time." She never talked crap about me again after that.

I had a couple of instances that got me into trouble...The first was when I was in 7th grade. I had always been (and always was up through high school) one of the teachers pets of our choir teacher (what can I say, she couldn't resist my charm). I could always do pretty much anything I wanted in her class. Well, she was off for a semester so we had a long-term sub who, as luck would have it, wouldn't barely even aknowledge me. I was trying to get her attention all class period and she wouldn't even look at me...so, I flipped her the bird! Wouldn't you know it, that is when she looked at me! Didn't get into huge trouble at school, two days after school detention but did get into big time trouble at home after my parents found out.

A second instance occurred when I was in 10th grade. You remember 10th grade, all teachers were assholes and nobody could tell you what to do right? It was fall semester in gym class and I was always arguing with the teacher...Nothing that guy would do would make me shut up. One day he was yelling at me for cussing at a kid in the class when I told him I didn't care what he did or said! He said something like, you had better start. I didn't and ended up with an F in gym that semester. Guess what, that made me start caring! After I settled down, this guy turned out to be one of my favorite teachers.

Originally posted by Therrall
Well, There was a Lesson to be learned there, when it is True that Some times the "Goodguy" doesn't get the girl when he is Honest and goes about it in a sensible way, it should be noted that the Goodguy usually Never gets the Girl when he is Less than Honest and Resorts to Trickery, Blackmail, and the such, :hammer: and in Fact this type of Behavior is not the type of behavior I'd Expect from a "Goodguy" , it more or less fits the Jerk description, hehehe but even the "Jerk" gets the girl sometimes, though not for very long ;)


Hey, it wasn't ME that blackmailed her and I was just a kid at the time! :mad: :lol:

LOL! Well one day I had a french class speach to give and I wasn't finished (the assignment was to do a comerical you would see on TV) so my best friend and I, whom were in class together, had a plan to save me from getting a reduced grade...lie! :devil:

So we pretended I had a sore throat and really couldn't speak! I really should of won the Oscar for that preformance! I looked ill, I sounded ill...it was perfect! I even went to the school nurses office to get checked out and she adviced if I didn't feel anybetter to go home (I had the makings of a nurse then...a good nurse could fool even a doc...:lol:!!!!!!).

So with a nurses note in hand I was excused from the speech! I was so happy, and knew that I could do it the next day without a deduction in my grade (cause the speech was actually hillariously funny and good!!!). :)

Well...go figure, I was trying to get my best friends attention cause she had gotten far off in the hallway...so I had to yell her name! Yep, you guessed it, who was right behind me? MY FRENCH TEACHER! I felt a tap on my shoulder and just knew it was her...and to this day I don't know how I came up with this so quick...but I turned and smiled and said "ITS A MIRICLE!!!!". Well she had a hard time not laughing at the enthusiasm I placed on the phrase...but she told me I got an F on that speech and that was 1/3 of my grade! :(

It took TONS of effort on my part to get a C out of that class...but it did help that I did the speech that day anyway and had everyone in stiches laughing so hard! (it was a battery commericial featuring a new battery that had two "state of the art" connectors and a funny costume with the connector logos on my breasts!!!!!! I shimmied like no ones business! ROFLMAO!!!).:) :devil: :lol:

Man I was in constant trouble! But one of the worst was in the 9th grade. I stoped off at my buddies house on the way to school, ya know just smokin, talkin. Well he pulls out some beers and it's like cool but we got to get to school. So we skate off to school beers and all, get to our hang out and start tossin back. I say we'd better hurry or we will be late so lets "shot gun" the rest. Right as I was in the middle of doing so the P.E. teacher saw me. Well hell if I'm goin down so is my friend, so I hand him the beer and we both get busted. Ha Ha it was classic:) But we got suspended for a month and had to go to drug rehab.

All in all when I look back at it now... It was pretty damn cool!!!:):)

Well, I was a model citizen in school. Never, ever got into any trouble.

Okay, for those of you who did not believe those first two sentences, I do not blame you. I was quite a hot head in high school so I had seen my fair share of fist fights. Shoot, I almost picked a fight with fifteen seniors while I was a freshman. They had beaten up a friend of mine and I decided to confront them about it. My father got called into the school and he told the principal that he gave me the idea for that.

My biggest trouble that I got into also involved a fight. This time, I got away with it. This guy was giving me crap and I was not having a good day. When the teacher left the room, all hell broke loose. He ended up going to the hospital for it, but told the teacher that he fell and got his nose broken and a black eye. This teacher was not the brightest teacher in the school.

I am not going into any of the other problems that I caused. Besides, I never started a fight but I normally ended most of them.

Well, compared to you guys, my experience was just innocent. :lol: j/k All I can think of that I did in high school was mainly in my junior year. I started skipping school a lot. I would always write notes signing it with my dad's name since they only got letters from my mom. I would skip school and go to the lake or to the mall. I almost lost credit for two classes, but managed to pass with flying colors. I never got in any fights or anything. I tried to always steer clear of trouble.

In 8th grade we had a science class bake sale for new equipment or something and the whole school brought in goodies. My chocholate chips were made of exlax and that almost got me pemanently kicked out of school. My parents had to go to the school board to kep me from being expelled.