I know this would be better posted in the "Movies" section, and I don't know if this has been done before or not...but here goes anyway! What was your favorite quote from the movies. Doesn't have to be an 80's movie. Mine, without a doubt, was from "Grumpier Old Men" when Burgess Meridith is in the supermarket and Jack Lemmon says "Pop, I wish you wouldn't eat so much bacon." Burgess replies with (priceless!)

"Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other...see which one fills up first."


Peace,
Pagan

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Hehehe!/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif

I've always favoured "Ferris Beuller's Day Off" for quotes.....

My favourite being "you're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do"

Ferris Rules!!!/ubb/smilies/wavey.gif

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Amy xx

I love the answers Bill & Ted gave to:
Julius Caesar - Salad Dressing Dude
Joan of Arc - Noah's Wife
Napolean - Short Dead Dude (This one being my fav!) /ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif

Can't think of any other quotes at the moment. I'll have to go away and think about it.



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"Smell Ya' Later"!

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I know must of you probably haven't seen it but there's this great quote that's so gracefully given by Jon Bon Jovi in Destination Anywhere: "Go sleep it off!!!!" There's also another one in Moonlight and Valentino but you have to be in the context.

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Keep The Faith, These Days And Always ;)
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"I know that I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing" - Socrates (but quoted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

Not exactly my favorite, but I like it /ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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"The only true knowledge exists in knowing, that you know nothing"

Another great one, this time from "Every Which Way But Loose". Clint Eastwood says to the orangutan:

"Now Clyde, we have a lady coming over tonight. That means no burpin', fartin', cussin', or pickin' your ass...you got that?"

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I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherphucker, motherphucker! - Jules in Pulp Fiction.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. - Dennis from "The Holy Grail"

"Greetings and Salutations" from Heathers...I love that movie..

And sorry, but Finding Nemo has some of the funniest quotes in it..

"No hurling on the shell, dude. I just waxed it!" :lol:

From 9 1/2 Weeks:

Elizabeth: How did you know? How did you know I'd respond to you the way I have?
John: I saw myself in you.

:love:

Favourite must be from Pulp Fiction:

Vincent: You want some bacon?
Jules: No, man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish
Jules: No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****ers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
Jules: I don't eat dog either

Never fails to crack me up :laugh:

I have a bunch but here are a few...

Lane Meyers: You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later? Great.

Chet: How would you like a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

Fletch: I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?
Fletch: John Cock...tos...ton.
Gail Stanwyk: Thats a beautiful name.
Fletch: It's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
Fletch: So were my parents.

Carl Spangler: Oh Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you! You wore green so you could hide! Oh, Mrs. Crane you're a monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman; you're lean, you're mean, and you're not too far between I bet are ya?

Al Czervik: Hey,loosen up will ya.... you're a lotta woman you know that... you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Judge Smails: "You! You're no gentleman.
Al Czervik: "Yeah, I'm no doorknob either, alright?

LIKE ANGELS FOOTSTEPS
"I will not wish thee riches, nor the glow of greatness, but where ever thou go some weary heart shall gladden at thy smile or shadowed life know sunshine for awhile, and so thy path shall be a track of light, like Angels footsteps passing through the night."
-Author Unknown :happy:

From Airplane:

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!


Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail:

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI!
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"

One of mine is from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Old Ugly Dude: "Send them to the Iron Maiden"
Bill & Ted :" EXCELLENT!!!!!" :apunk:
Old Ugly Dude: "Execute them!"

Bill & Ted: "Bogus!!!!"

;)

From Sirens...

Father Anthony(Hugh Grant), Don't you find it hard to sustain your vision when it flies so completely in the face of public opinion?

Norman Lindsay(Sam Neil), No

Father Anthony, So the arrows of your detractors just bounce off then?

Norman Lindsay, Vanity is a formidible ally
:thumb:

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Father:'One day lad all this will be yours'
Son: 'What? The Curtains?'


Monty Python's Life Of Brian

'He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy'

Another Airplane quote:
:D
Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?

and one more....

Young Boy with Coffee : I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup]
Young Boy with Coffee : Sugar?
Little Girl : No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
:lol:

"And you know thiiiisssssss MAAAAAAANNNN" -Friday

"You are evil, and you must be destroyed" -Steel Magnoilia
"I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40yrs -Steel Magnoilia

:lol:

"Say hello to my little friend"

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."


"Every day above ground is a good day."


"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power"


Who can name that movie?

Milani, is that Scarface?

Yes, one of my favorite movies.

" I seemed to have dropped my cigarette, may I have another...By the way, touch me again and I'll kill you " - Bruce Willis : The Last Boyscout


" oooooooh right into the buckle, Thath gotta hurt Gene ! " - Jim Carey : Cable Guy ( Along with every other line from this movie )

Another favorite movie of mine LadyHawke.

I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that YOU know what a weak-willed person I am. It always pays to tell the truth, Lord. Thank you. I see that now.

We have come full circle, Lord. I would like to think there is some higher meaning in this. It certainly would reflect well on you.

Are you flesh, or are you spirit?
((response) I am sorrow.

Each generation is called upon to follow its own quest.

From sixteen candles ...
Ted: "We've got $7 and a pair of girls underpants….We're safe as kittens, ok."

The Italian Job (Original)
'You're only s'posed to blow the bloody doors off'

I can remember hearing a joke once about some hookers who are paid to service a rock group and when the guy who hired them walks in and sees them 'entertaining' the Rolling Stones utters the above line.
It was quite funny at the time...............honestly.

Mine would also have to be from Ferris Bueller's Day off. When He's looking into the camera and talking about Cameron. "Cameron's never been in love at least noone has ever been in love with him. He's going to marry the first woman that does him. THen she's going to treat like him like shit because she is going to give him something that he's only imagined in his been to be the end all be all of human exhistance. Because you can't respect someone who kisses your ass". Its not verbatum but its close.