This one should be good for us night owls who're up on the chat every night <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> One word per person to begin with...if I find there's little activity, I'll give the green light for everyone to pick a second word <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
verb - action word
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing.
exclamation - like 'oh wow!', 'ouch!', 'holy sh..!', etc. lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

HOW TO GO TO SLEEP

1.) adjective: crunchy
2.) adjective: gross
3.) a liquid: drool
4.) adjective: squirmy
5.) adjective: squishy
6.) adverb: drunkedly
7.) adjective: retarded
8.) plural noun: potatoes
9.) adjective: steamy
10.) name of woman in room: Jazzmyn
11.) adjective: sexless
12.) plural noun: pillows
13.) noun: bed
14.) adjective: slimy
15.) noun: phlegm

3) Liquid- Drool

1. adjective: crunchy

10. Jazzmyn

12. pillows

#9 - steamy

13. bed

#7 adjective - retarded

6. Drunkedly

8. plural noun = potatoes <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Holy smokes! Where is everybody? These Mad Libs are usually flooded with responses. I saw the others and laughed my arse off. Hehe. Let's get this one finished and have a good laugh together. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

15. phlegm

My poor lib is getting buried <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> Ok, impatient Roem has surfaced...2ND WORD TIME! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

#2 - gross

#5.....squishy

11) Sexless

4. squirmy

One more word to go! If someone contributes before 6pm EST, I'll have the story up right away....otherwise, ya gotta wait til late, late Sunday night <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

#13.......slimy

This one gets kinda gross, but funny as always!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"><img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

HOW TO GO TO SLEEP

If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a crunchy mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a gross mind.

First, drink a cup of hot drool and stretch out on a squirmy bed in a squishy position. Then, breathe drunkedly and think about something beautiful such as retarded potatoes. Do not think about your steamy enemies. Concentrate on someone restful, such as Jazzmyn, who will make your mind more sexless. Or count imaginary pillows jumping over a bed.

Follow these rules and you will fall into a slimy sleep the minute your phlegm hits the pillow.

I don't know whether to laugh or heave!!! Grossly funny!!!! LOL

I guess you can laugh then heave....or heave then laugh about it...which would be pretty disturbing, but what they hey! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

I'm not happy with this one. lol Don't like the description of me. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Want a new one. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

LMAO!!! retarded potatoes.

Don't feel bad Jazz....I had that embarrassing moment one remember? Something happened with an inflatable sex doll in that I believe <img src="eek.gif" border="0"><img src="eek.gif" border="0"> lol

Some pretty funny lines....but I wouldn't follow ANY of the advice!!!

That one was different <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

One word - eeeeeeewwwwwwwww! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
Very funny, hilarious in fact! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Hehehe heave...heehehe...heave..hehe...

I don't think I'm going to be following that advice either, although Jazzmyn may be restful, I don't think she'd make my mind sexless. Quite the opposite!! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Sorry, Jazz, I was the one that used your name for the Lib. This Lib was funny, but not one of our best ones.

I'll have to find a better one for next time...<img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

I really enjoy these. Please just keep em' coming! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">