This one should be interesting...Same rules as last time...one word per person, but if there's no contributions for a whole day, the green light's on to pick a second word to finish it up <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
verb - action word
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing.
exclamation - like 'oh wow!', 'ouch!', 'holy sh..!', etc. lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

MY DREAM GIRL

1.) adjective: stunning
2.) plural noun: cats
3.) adjective: slick
4.) a liquid: baby oil
5.) adjective: slippery
6.) plural noun: virgins
7.) adjective: frigid
8.) noun: dildo
9.) name of woman in room: puleeze
10.) exclamation: Holy Cow
11.) adjective: luscious
12.) adjective: yummy
13.) adjective: crotchety
14.) adjective: hard
15.) noun: puntang
16.) plural noun: Ben Wa Balls
17.) adjective: sexy
18.) name of another woman in room: Jazzmyn

1. Stunning <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

9. Puleeze <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

# 18 - Jazzmyn <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

ok, milani had said this word, so i'm going to say it...haha

8. dildo


eew!

haha

6) Plural Noun: Virgins

I am already laughing, and we aren't even half way there! LOL Dildos and virgins and Jazz - OH MY! Dildos and virgins and puleeze - OH MY! lol

I'm not sure we need to read this when it's finished Puleeze. lol Might be kind of scary. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

You know you'll never be able to resist reading it <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Now then....SOMEONE GET SOME WORDS IN HERE!! lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Impatience is a virtue <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

#4 BABY OIL!!!!!

Thank you...drive through...<img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Beep beep

#2. cats

The way it's coming together so far, we might have to go to the "Freak File" to read it when it's finished! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Ok, life's not going to slow down for us you know..<img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

15. (noun)-puntang

(i have no idea how to spell it..)

Pie? where?! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> Sounds about right to me <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

I believe the spelling is poon tang. Just a little useless info. Since I am here, ***Stalk*** **keeping Roem on his toes** have fun all!!

I think Vilji spelled it right <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> Puleeze yours makes me thing of "spoon Tang' LOL Is that a special spoon you use to stir Tang?? hehe

haha
I thought Puleeze was closer to the spelling than I was. It's probably in some English slang dictionary for Europeans..

Puleeze, you're in Ohio. I have a friend in Cincinatti. You're probably not too far from me. But Ohio has more to do and less 'good ol boys',,if you know what I mean.
you have Drew Carey! haha

Originally posted by Vilji:
<STRONG>haha
I thought Puleeze was closer to the spelling than I was. It's probably in some English slang dictionary for Europeans..

Puleeze, you're in Ohio. I have a friend in Cincinatti. You're probably not too far from me. But Ohio has more to do and less 'good ol boys',,if you know what I mean.
you have Drew Carey! haha</STRONG>

Cincinnati is around 4 hours from where I live. More to do? LOL Depends where you live. We have to drive a half hour in any direction to find stuff to do. <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> We have a couple 'Hollywood types' from around here!! LOL There is also Melina Kanakaredes from Akron (Doctor on Providence), and Macy Gray (GAG!) from Canton who is a singer (in someone's opinion, not necessarily mine, LOL).

10. Holy cow! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Almost thought my poor Lib was forgotten...<img src="frown.gif" border="0"> Thanks Silverado <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Originally posted by Roemello:
<STRONG>Almost thought my poor Lib was forgotten...<img src="frown.gif" border="0"> Thanks Silverado <img src="smile.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

Looks like you're going to have to let us know when we can fill in more of the blanks, Roem. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

3. slick

Now would be a good time <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

This has to be the longest we have ever taken to solve a Mad Lib. Can we start answering again, Roem?

16. Ben Wa Balls <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

#11 - luscious

This is what I figured may end up happening with the one word deal eventually....yes, time to post in another word to get this bad boy completed <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

17. sexy

5.Slippery... <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Originally posted by morningmyst:
<STRONG>16. Ben Wa Balls <img src="wink.gif" border="0"></STRONG>


Vilji's naughty mind is hoping Mist will describe what exactly those are; and be specific for some of these horn- i mean, great guys..lol <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

I know what they are Vilji <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

all in good fun, babe

<img src="wink.gif" border="0"> @ Vilji

14. Hard

7. frigid <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Two more to go! Let's have 'em! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

12) Crotchety

11) Yummy

I'll have you know I could barely type this thing....LOL...unbelievable and what an outcome! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"><img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

MY DREAM GIRL

The girl of my dreams has stunning blonde hair scented like cats. Her eyes are like two slick pools of baby oil. And her lips remind me of slippery virgins. Her skin is as smooth and lovely as a frigid dildo, and she has a figure like puleeze. When she enters a room, people always stare at her and say, "Holy Cow! What a luscious woman!" Her sense of humor is always yummy, and people marvel at her crotchety vocabulary. In my dreams I see her wearing a hard dress and a diamond puntang in her hair. I would gladly give up all my Ben Wa Balls for one evening with this sexy female.

Her name is.....Jazzmyn.

OH MY GOODNESS!! That was hilarious!!!!!!!

I'd gladly give up my Ben Wa Balls! Oh my gosh. That is too funny. Every line was great on this one!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

That was pretty good. lol Got a good laugh out of it. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

ROTFLMAO!! Puleeze put on a hat your puntang is showing!! LOL <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Just wait....tonight I'll post up the counterpart of this that the ladies of the board should enjoy....the "My Dream Man" Lib <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

LMAO!!!!! That was too funny!!! topcat, I'll have you know, she only has my figure, that was Jazz's hair jewelry, so she'll be needing that hat!!! Has anyone seen those slippery virgins anywhere??? Send 'em to the Freak File to be defiled!! LOL

That wa the best one yet!

That was good! That one really made me laugh.

ROTFLMAO

This one was the best one yet! Practice makes perfect!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Originally posted by topcat1970:
<STRONG>ROTFLMAO!! Puleeze put on a hat your puntang is showing!! LOL <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

Topcat!! You kill me!!! ha ha ha ha

*wipes tears away* That was just classic!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
That sounds like my woman... <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">