A day late, but not a dollar short :lol:....here we go! One word per person to begin with...if I find there's little activity, I'll give the green light for everyone to pick a second word :)

adjective - Describing word such as: lumpy, soft, blond, ugly, messy, etc.
verb - action word
adverb - tells how something is done and usually ends in 'ly' such as: modestly, stupidly, greedily, carefully, etc.
noun - person, place or thing (hint-'things' usually work out best ;)).
exclamation - like 'oh wow!', 'ouch!', 'holy sh..!', etc. lol ;)

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1.) adjective: kinky
2.) adjective: bright
3.) adjective: sloppy
4.) number: 1,982
5.) liquid: beer
6.) adjective: polite
7.) name of toothpaste: Gleem
8.) adjective: toxic
9.) adjective: twinkly
10.)adjective: hairy
11.) noun: handcuff
12.) adjective: mushy
13.) plural noun: hand grenades
14.) color: purple
15.) noun: coffee
16.) noun: genetically engineered mole

Plural Noun-hand grenades

Sincerely,

John "outofplacechild" Kilduff

#5 - beer (!) ;)

14. purple

7. Gleem

#4 - 1,982

#1 Adjective = kinky

#11- handcuffs. hehehe :D

#15 - coffee :)

Originally posted by ValJ
#4 - 1,982

Good year, Val!

#2 bright



Ted...No horse dicks this time!!! :D

#9 - twinkley

# 10 : hairy

16) Noun _ : Genetically engineered mole !

Some more tina stalking, yeah !

TGND " Every step ya make, look over yer shoulder tina, and I'd be there, staring and smiling, watching for ya "

3 = sloppy

8) Toxic

Only 2 more to go! Is it possible we could actually finish this without going to 2nds? Let's have 'em! :D

12. mushy

Oh well....almost made it without 2nds, but no cigar :p Ok, someone, anyone....FINISH HER OFF!! :D

#6 polite

Not bad, not bad :D

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Chomp attacks the toxic acids in your mouth and leaves your breath twinkly and hairy. It will make your handcuffs feel mushy and will also stimulate your hand grenades. Always keep the familiar purple tube of Chomp handy in your coffee.

And now, back to our western program, "Have Genetically Engineered Mole, Will Travel!"

Originally posted by Roemello

It...will also stimulate your hand grenades.


:eek:Where do I get a tube?:lol:

That "toxic acids" part worked out too well.
I really love Have genetically engineered mole will travel!:D

"Hex-a-chlor-a-beer" ...are we talking about that Belgian stuff? :D

Twinkly, hairy breath. I think I've had that a couple of times. Scary. Funny one, Roem.:lol:

Originally posted by Roemello
Not bad, not bad :D

[b]Always keep the familiar purple tube of Chomp handy in your coffee.



Of course! Where else would I possibly keep it?

LOL.:lol: A good result yet again.:D

Hey, I've used toothpastes that have a reaction like 'Chomp'. It burns the flesh off the inside of my mouth, toxic acids and all!!