All Actual Songs

01. Big Balls In Cowtown
02. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
03. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
04. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
05. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
06. Her Teeth Were Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
07. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
08. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
09. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
10. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
11. I Bought The Shoes That Walked Out On Me
12. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
13. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
14. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
15. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
16. I Gave Her A Ring And She Gave Me The Finger
17. I Got An Achin In My Heart And Arson On My Mind .....
18. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
19. I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom, When I Woke Up On Top Of You
20. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
21. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
22. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
23. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
24. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
25. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
26. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
27. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
28. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
29. If I Had To Do It All Over Again Honey, I'd Do It All Over You
30. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
31. If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
32. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
33. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
34. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
35. Kiss The Meatloaf Off My Lips
36. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
37. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
38. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
39. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
40. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
41. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
42. Never Slap A Cowboy Chewing Tobacco
43. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
44. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
45. She Broke My Heart: I Broke Her Jaw
46. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
47. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
48. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
49. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
50. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
51. The Dog Died When Momma Went To Prison
52. There Ain't Enough Whiskey In Tennessee To Drink The Ugly Off Of You.
53. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
54. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
55. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
56. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
57. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
58. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
59. You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
60. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

vic

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This list was posted by Vic Ferri at OHWC - Dan

Yep, those are pretty bad alright. None of them I recognise.

I can think of one really bad one from the 80s called "Agadoo"

It went:

Agadoo doo doo, push pineapples, shake the tree.

I dont think i heard any of those!!!!

Heres some they forgot!!

61. I cant live with or without you.
62. Dont worry be happy (Stupidist song i have ever heard :D)

I think they forgot CC Deville's - I hate every bone in your body but mine :lol: