What are the things that you've always found most annoying about the opposite sex?


Sure we see lots of men/women bashing humor circulating around the net, but -Do you have your OWN list of things that you've always found most annoying about the opposite gender?


What are the habits or mentality/mindset that you could live without?


If you wanna use this thread to vent, please vent away and let it all out! :mwaha:

Well, let's see...for starters I am not a mind reader so please stop the "You know" routine....no I don't know. If I did why would I ask? Don't play the head games with me...it don't work. If you say no, it means NO, not "yes" or "Maybe", it means NO! Same applies to the other 2 answers.

Also, bear in mind I am a guy. Guys are attracted to the physical, not the mental. For example, Working on my car is about as fun for me as you watching your favorite Soap or drama may be for you. If I am talking with my buddies about a 425 Cubic Inch V8, we are enjoying ourselves as much as you enjoy the chit-chat with your female friends. Emotional stuff does not interest me. Guys use the following senses:
Sight, touch, hearing, and taste and smell

Sight: If it looks good we like it! (Example: A cherry 69 Camaro SS looks good to me...therefore I like it. I see a masterpeice, you see an old bit of metal.)

Touch: If it feels good, We like it! (Example: Sex...need I say more?)

Hearing: If it sounds good, We like it! (Example: Listening to Judas Priest or DIO is stimulating to my hearing and therefore I like it.)

Taste: If it tastes good, we like it! (Example: If I ask you not to make spinach, it is not because I'm a junk food junkie, it is because I don't like the taste.)

Nuff said!

I'm not sure I find any one thing annoying as a rule of thumb but I could definately live without a man who:
1)Trys to control me.
2)Dominates the conversation.
3)Blames everyone for all his problems.
4)Gets comfortable in our relationship and then decides to gain a beer gut or two.
5)Gets comfortable in our relationship and then decides pleasing me takes a back seat.
6)Conveniently forgets conversations we had the night before.
7)Can't take his eyes off the TV
and finally
8)Trys to tell me how to dress! DONT EVEN GO THERE MR! :lol:

women who cling to that made up illness PMS and use it as an excuse everytime they feel like being a bitch (20 years ago noone had it, it's like peanut butter and kids)

women who read Cosmo and think it's the bible

Women who decide on their on own we need a new stove and pays 1800 for it and then thinks I should pay for 1/2... wrong I'll pay for what gets cooked in stove but thats it.

Women who bitch about how much I work, but don't seem to mind the money

Women that go the video store with no understanding of movies and picks something by the cover

Women who decide it's time to vacuum when football or hockey are on tv

Womenwho shake their head in disgust or try to correct me when i say something she feels is mean or politically incorrect......then runs to friends and tells them all what i say while laughing her head off

I'm not sure I find any one thing annoying as a rule of thumb but I could definately live without a man who:
1)Trys to control me.
2)Dominates the conversation.
3)Blames everyone for all his problems.
4)Gets comfortable in our relationship and then decides to gain a beer gut or two.
5)Gets comfortable in our relationship and then decides pleasing me takes a back seat.
6)Conveniently forgets conversations we had the night before.
7)Can't take his eyes off the TV
and finally
8)Trys to tell me how to dress! DONT EVEN GO THERE MR! :lol:

Hmmmm.....one of those eight would probably describe every guy on the planet!!!

women who cling to that made up illness PMS and use it as an excuse everytime they feel like being a bitch (20 years ago noone had it, it's like peanut butter and kids)

women who read Cosmo and think it's the bible

Women who decide on their on own we need a new stove and pays 1800 for it and then thinks I should pay for 1/2... wrong I'll pay for what gets cooked in stove but thats it.

Women who bitch about how much I work, but don't seem to mind the money

Women that go the video store with no understanding of movies and picks something by the cover

Women who decide it's time to vacuum when football or hockey are on tv

Womenwho shake their head in disgust or try to correct me when i say something she feels is mean or politically incorrect......then runs to friends and tells them all what i say while laughing her head off
Damn Straight Bro!!!

I think I am going to hang myself on this one because you all know that Jeannie will be posting in this one! However, this is from previous relationships! I hope that this does save me!!!

Taking forever to get ready! Give me a low maintenance woman anyday! Jeannie is one of those. It does take her a bit to get ready but she doesn't require a lot of make up and her hair is short. She has natuaral beauty!:thumb:

Spending hours on end shopping just to find one freakin thing!

Carrying a purse that was more than my back in the army.

On the first few dates ordering salads, damn it I know you eat.

While we are on the subject resteraunts when they do decide to eat in front of you taking up forever to order.

:lol: So mine are unreasonable but yours and Cals are damn straight huh? ;) :p

Hmmmm.....one of those eight would probably describe every guy on the planet!!!


Damn Straight Bro!!!

:lol: So mine are unreasonable but yours and Cals are damn straight huh? ;) :p

Never said anything about "unreasonable"! Just that any one of those 8 would describe every guy on the planet at one point or another.

True! As long as it's not all at the same time and all in one guy I think I could deal. :D

Me, I think Women are perfect! :sealed::clap:

Nice list Lisa.............................................. .........

Peeing on the rim of the toilet.
Leaving the toilet seat up.
Adjusting "the package" in public.
Blatent flirting in front of my husband.
Men who HAVE to buy every "gadget" that comes out on the market, whether they need it or not.
Men who think money can buy them love.
Men who can't cry or won't in front of a woman because they think it will make them look like pussies.


So Ingrid, what are YOUR annoyances with men? ;) :D

Since I am not experiencing PMS now, my list won't be as good. :lol:

Leaving the toilet set up!!
Talking forever about video games.
Spitting!!
Like Lisa, Gets comfortable in our relationship and then decides pleasing me takes a back seat.

Me, I think Women are perfect! :sealed::clap:


good boy :lol:

I think some on Lisa's list describes my ex's, so Dio's prob right.

I can't stand when guys say anything just to get laid.
And guys who think women really want a jerk or someone that treats them bad.
and cheating, but I've met guys who have dated women who were everything I just said, so it goes both ways, really.

There's really only a few things about women that bug me, like:

1. Leaving the seat down, thus making it harder for me not to pee on it.
2. Not looking where they sit to make sure the seat is down, or if it is down, not covered with pee.
3. Being too lazy to put the seat down and/or clean it of any pee, when she's the only one that it bothers.
4. Not appreciating the beauty of swarthiness.


KIDDING!!!! :lol::laugh:

Seriously, other than the mind-reading thing Diofan mentioned, the thing that gets me about women is the fact that they have the right to be mad about a man being mad. She can get mad all she wants, but if I get mad, she gets madder, and she's better at it. How is that fair?

So Ingrid, what are YOUR annoyances with men? ;) :D

Here are a few (Luckily they don't apply to MY guy though). ;)

Players & the whole macho man attitude that goes with it.
Guys who won't take a "NO thanks" for an answer. If I say No, that means NO. It doesn't mean 'yes but I am playing a little game of cat-n-mouse chase' and it certainly doesn't mean a 'maybe'. It means NO. End of story.
Like PG pointed out earlier, men who can't cry because they need to keep up with that "macho" man appearance. If a guy feels like crying, then he should. Doesn't make him any less masculine in my eyes.
Stalkers
Men who ask stupid questions such as "Are those real??!?!" or "Are you high maintenance?" on a first date.
Couch potatoes with no stamina.
Men who get funny ideas that you are 'interested' in them when you are only being moderately friendly. In some cases, you give the hand and they take the arm. Being friendly doesn't mean that I am 'interested in more' and it most certainly doesn't mean that I wanna go to bed with them. If I wanted that, I would just TELL them so.That's pretty much it. As far as the rest, I can deal with just fine.

Mind reading has never been an issue with me because I can be VERY blunt about what I don't like, so if something bothers me, you'll hear about it, whether you like it or not.

I don't care to take a guy shopping with me unless he WANTS to join me. Sure, that would be enjoyable, but I would much rather shop alone than drag along a guy who is obviously NOT enjoying it. So...ladies? Leave the guys at home. If you insist on dragging your guy around even though he's not enjoying it, then that could mean that you have some control issues you should be working on. ;) You'll have more fun shopping alone! Only times a guy wouldn't mind shopping with you is if you promise you'll model something for him inside a Victoria's Secret changing booth. ;)

So no biggie for me. I love shopping alone! :D

Then again, I have a nerdy side of me that has a 'thing' for computers & electronics gadgets...so I have a blast going to places most guys love, such as Best Buy and Compusa. I could easily spend HOURS browsing those stores. I also love 'browsing' for cars & motorcycles at dealerships. I know...I know...I am weird, but I am sure that's no news to you. ;)

About the shopping thing MissINXS, I know what you mean. I've seen so many guys being dragged by their woman to shop (and they're bored to death) all the guy is doing is checking out other chicks, which ofcourse she conviently doesn't notice. That's so annoying to me for some reason. -Her or him, I don't know, it's a tie. If he's not drooling over other women, you think he's whipped for letting him be dragged like that. Poor guy.


and a man that can cry when he's really hurt emotionally, or just really caught up in a movie is sexy. Especially if he's somewhat 'masculine'.

I'm not sure I find any one thing annoying as a rule of thumb but I could definately live without a man who:
6)Conveniently forgets conversations we had the night before.


You are assuming men actually listen when women talk :rollin:

I totally agree on the shopping thing too. I'd much rather go alone or with my girlfriends. Why drag a guy to something he hates.

and a man that can cry when he's really hurt emotionally, or just really caught up in a movie is sexy. Especially if he's somewhat 'masculine'.

TOTALLY!

I also agree with the shopping thing....I hate shopping with my husband. All he ever wants to do when we go to the mall is head straight for the nearest resturant :p

Since I am not experiencing PMS now, my list won't be as good. :lol:

Leaving the toilet set up!!
Talking forever about video games.
Spitting!!
Like Lisa, Gets comfortable in our relationship and then decides pleasing me takes a back seat.
Oh come on, Thresa, you KNOW your list is longer!:lol:

Not telling me up front that you'd rather discuss something else.:p If what I'm talking about bores ya, change the subject!:lol:

And guys who think women really want a jerk or someone that treats them bad.

i'm sorry but nice guys finish last...sure they finish...but later in the race. Maybe i'm wrong but the asshole thing works....NOT that I would know from personal expeirence I just see assholes forever hookin up....sure it wont last too long but still it seems woman go for that.....the old "I can change him thing" and nice guys like me just get stuck...BUT maybe its just i never have the balls to really go after what i want....i seem to think the universe will bring everything in its time............but honestly who knows.

so what i hate:
1. too much superficial conversation...no depth
2. too much make up
3. too much "celeb blah" i don't give a sh&t what so and so has/wears/is doing
4. too much worring about what other people think
in other words less is ALWAYS more, chill be yourself.

i'm sorry but nice guys finish last...sure they finish...but later in the race. Maybe i'm wrong but the asshole thing works....

You sound like an expert in the matter, so you must know that first hand, huh? ;)


NOT that I would know from personal expeirence I just see assholes forever hookin up....sure it wont last too long but still it seems woman go for that.....

And what kind of women are we talking about here? The drunk or brain dead bimbos you get to meet at a bar? Granted, not EVERYONE is like that, BUT!!! Would you really care to hook up with one of those? So....why envy the 'losers' like you do?


nice guys like me just get stuck...BUT maybe its just i never have the balls to really go after what i want....i seem to think the universe will bring everything in its time............but honestly who knows.

Maybe the day you stop looking is the day something good comes your way. And sure...growing some balls would help ya too. ;)

Maybe the day you stop looking is the day something good comes your way. And sure...growing some balls would help ya too. ;)

Thats so true:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) not sure I wanna grow some balls tho, might scare him off:lol:

Then again, I have a nerdy side of me that has a 'thing' for computers & electronics gadgets...so I have a blast going to places most guys love, such as Best Buy and Compusa. I could easily spend HOURS browsing those stores. I also love 'browsing' for cars & motorcycles at dealerships. I know...I know...I am weird, but I am sure that's no news to you. ;)

Damn Ingrid!! I wish my wife was like that!! Whenever she drags me along to the mall or department store (Kicking and screaming the whole way!!), I generally make a bee-line for the automotive store/department or the electronics store/department and drool over the cool goodies. At least my wife knows it's not hard to locate me when shopping is done. (Although she'd probably prefer that I stay with her in the "women's section" litening to me say "huh?" or "I don't know".

You sound like an expert in the matter, so you must know that first hand, huh? ;)And what kind of women are we talking about here? The drunk or brain dead bimbos you get to meet at a bar? Granted, not EVERYONE is like that, BUT!!! Would you really care to hook up with one of those? So....why envy the 'losers' like you do?

i woudln't say i ENVY but i can see a nihilistic attitude shinning through...purhaps i get what i send out...so i should be more postive.


Maybe the day you stop looking is the day something good comes your way. And sure...growing some balls would help ya too. ;)

sound advice.

respect

I never take my husband shopping. I ask, if he needs to go to Lowe's or something, he'll ask how many places I need to stop and decide accordingly. :lol: By the way, guys, unless I'm looking for something specific, I don't go shopping. Too busy just to browse through 8 stores and find nothing.

I also never bitch about the toilet seat. It takes just as much energy for me to put it back down as it did for him to pull it up. You don't hear the guys crying that their wives never put the seat back up when they're done. What's the big f'ing deal over the toilet seat?! :lol:

I'm not gonna generalize that ALL men do this, all I know is that my husband does this stuff, and it drives me nuts:

1. I ask him to do something, and he says he'll get to it later, but remind him. So a few days later, I'll remind him. After about another week, I'll ask again. That's when I'm apparantly 'nagging him' to do it. But if one of his buddies or a friend of a friend's friend needs something, it's go time right this instant.

2. Not helping clean the house. The man will clean the garage every other frickin' weekend, but his hand doesn't recognize the shape of a vacuum handle. I work 40 hours a week, too, buddy, and WE DON'T LIVE IN THE FLIPPIN' GARAGE!!!! He does dishes 4 or 5 times a week and cooks on the weekend, and you don't wanna know how many goats I had to sacrifice just to get that. :irked:

3. Clean up after yourself. You can see you made a mess, pick it up. Maybe I'd stop bitching about all the cleaning if you stopped being such a pig. :p And don't yell at my kid and tell him to clean up his crap unless you're going to admit you're the one he gets that behavior from (monkey see, monkey do) and be an example of the proper behavior.

I think that's it for today. :lol: I'm sure there are little nit-picky things that bug me on occasion, but if I keep thinking about it I'll get all pissed off and he won't know what hit him when he gets home. :lol:

I dont believe nice guys finish last. Sure a lot of jerks get girls but they arent happy and the girl isnt either. Nice guys dont have as many girls because they are more picky, dont want some airheaded bimbo and take their time finding someone they really connect with. So, yeah it is gonna take longer and you might feel like it's never gonna happen but I wouldnt call it finishing last...... It's a matter of not setteling for whatever happens to be in your path at the moment.

I dont believe nice guys finish last. Sure a lot of jerks get girls but they arent happy and the girl isnt either. Nice guys dont have as many girls because they are more picky, dont want some airheaded bimbo and take their time finding someone they really connect with. So, yeah it is gonna take longer and you might feel like it's never gonna happen but I wouldnt call it finishing last...... It's a matter of not setteling for whatever happens to be in your path at the moment.
Can't put it much better than that! :thumb: Best things come when ya least expect... just gotta not stress on it so much... then who knows... someday outta nowhere you can find yourself in a position ya never thought you'd be in :D

The man will clean the garage every other frickin' weekend, but his hand doesn't recognize the shape of a vacuum handle.

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(Although she'd probably prefer that I stay with her in the "women's section" litening to me say "huh?" or "I don't know".

:lol: So you are saying you don't wanna be hanging around the lingerie department? :mwaha: :brow :mwaha:

1. I ask him to do something, and he says he'll get to it later, but remind him. So a few days later, I'll remind him. After about another week, I'll ask again. That's when I'm apparantly 'nagging him' to do it. But if one of his buddies or a friend of a friend's friend needs something, it's go time right this instant.




BINGO !!!

Nuff, said !

What's the big f'ing deal over the toilet seat?! :lol:



:lol: :laugh: That reminds me of the time I was at one of my friends house. Her brother had a few guys for a sleepover and I remember her giving his friends 'a little talk' about how they'd better keep the toilet seat down or her almost 300 lbs body frame could "FALL IN" if she got up in the middle of the night. :laugh: I had the HARDEST time trying not to burst out laughing! :rollin:

But when its the middle of the night and you go to the bathroom half asleep, theres nothing worse than sitting down when the seat is up, its cooooold (or is that something just i would do??:lol: )

But when its the middle of the night and you go to the bathroom half asleep, theres nothing worse than sitting down when the seat is up, its cooooold (or is that something just i would do??:lol: )

:mwaha: Maybe they need to come up with a warmer for it...some coiled thingy around the toilet rim...kinda like the electric stoves with the spiral burners. :laugh: When you wanna get even with someone, just turn it to "High" or "Bake" :rollin: :dgrin:

:mwaha: When you wanna get even with someone, just turn it to "High" or "Bake" :rollin: :dgrin:

Now you're talking:mwaha:

I don't know if this one has been mentioned or not.....

What is it ladies? You don't want us to lie to you but when we do tell you the truth you get all bent out of shape. What's up with that? Do you or don't you want the truth or not?


Come on ladies! I still haven't heard anything!

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:lol: So you are saying you don't wanna be hanging around the lingerie department? :mwaha: :brow :mwaha:

You must not know my wife very well.....She don't hang around the Lingerie Department with me around. But then that's probably a good thing since I'd likely follow her into the dressing rooms and making a scene at the same time ("Why is that guy going in the WOMEN'S Fitting rooms???") In all seriousness though, If she DID hang around the lingerie department I'd most likely be right there waiting to see her "model" it.

I don't know if this one has been mentioned or not.....

What is it ladies? You don't want us to lie to you but when we do tell you the truth you get all bent out of shape. What's up with that? Do you or don't you want the truth or not?


AAAAAAMEEEEEEN BRO!!!! My wife calls me the "What" man because I always say "What" when she gives me that "evil" grin that usually means she wants something (and not always so obvious what she wants either!) Which leads me to another peeve:

Ladies! Don't assume we know what you want when you say "You know"...No WE DON'T KNOW! If we did why would we ask??? Be blunt! TELL US! (Wait! I think I already covered this one!)

I don't know how many of you women have this problem...but my wife's number one bitch lately is my "BLARING my 80's metal on my headphones." Well....considering in our living room is 2 Computers and a TV, I'm not too incredibly interested in the Lifetime channel, and our other tv doesn't have Cable...(Rabbit ears and VCR/DVD on that one!) My entertainment options therefore become somewhat limited.

Let me see, where do I start?

First off, I get extremely annoyed when I'm lied to, especially when it comes to money. My husband will tell me he has $10.00 for the week, then we'll end up at the grocery store and at the register, he's pulling out a $20.00 to hand the cashier. Meanwhile, he's trying to 'push' all the other bills straight in his wallet so he can close it so I don't see them !!!!! What the f'ck !!!!! I thought you said you 'only' had $10.00 for the week? :irked: :rant:

Secondly, this one does Not particulary pertain to my husband. Not ALL guys do this, but alot do so I have to bring it up. I can't STAND when a guy tries to make himself off to be something he's not, the best at whatever, or the one to come to because," I know what I'm doing" whereas the other person doesn't know a thing !!!!!!. Give me a break !!!!!! You may be good at somethings, but there's always someone better out there with more experience and know-how. So come down off your high horse won't you? Don't get me wrong on this one, I'm SURE there are alot of guys out there who actually know what they're doing and are good at it. Just don't make it look like you're a God, and everyone below you are peasants and lacking in the knowledge of fixing anything. :lol:

Finally, it really annoys me when a guy spits, burps or farts in public. First off, it's gross and secondly, it's inconsiderate of your fellow man or woman. So please think of others, and spare us from your lack of manners. Thank you !!!!! :mwaha: :mwaha: :mwaha:

Secondly, this one does Not particulary pertain to my husband. Not ALL guys do this, but alot do so I have to bring it up. I can't STAND when a guy tries to make himself off to be something he's not, the best at whatever, or the one to come to because," I know what I'm doing" whereas the other person doesn't know a thing !!!!!!. Give me a break !!!!!! You may be good at somethings, but there's always someone better out there with more experience and know-how. So come down off your high horse won't you? Don't get me wrong on this one, I'm SURE there are alot of guys out there who actually know what they're doing and are good at it. Just don't make it look like you're a God, and everyone below you are peasants and lacking in the knowledge of fixing anything. :lol:

OMG Yeah that is SOOOOOOO annoying.

Not ALL guys do this, but alot do so I have to bring it up. I can't STAND when a guy tries to make himself off to be something he's not, the best at whatever, or the one to come to because," I know what I'm doing" whereas the other person doesn't know a thing !!!!!!. Give me a break !!!!!! You may be good at somethings, but there's always someone better out there with more experience and know-how. So come down off your high horse won't you? Don't get me wrong on this one, I'm SURE there are alot of guys out there who actually know what they're doing and are good at it. Just don't make it look like you're a God, and everyone below you are peasants and lacking in the knowledge of fixing anything. :lol:

That's my brother!!!! :mwaha: :rant: :grrr: :tbomb: :mwaha: Ok...my brother is not like that ALL the time...but that has been the source of many MANY sibling fights. :lol:

Things that annoy me about women.

First ladies, say what you MEAN. Dont say ONE THING and think we will figure it out, or know what you mean. SAY IT, or dont be upset when we dont FIGURE IT OUT.

Secondly, when YOU ask to go get something to eat, have a place in mind. If I pick you up and ask where you want to go, and you say "I dont know" or "I dont care" or "it's up to you" then I will promptly open you door, let you out, and go back to my place and eat a can of soup.

As for the "money cant buy love" thing some female brought up, why do you always ask to see your girlfriends engagement rings, and compare them to your own? If MONEY ISNT AN ISSUE, then how much a guy SPENDS on a woman/you shouldnt be an issue either.

I dont CARE what your friends husband/boyfriend did/said that made her upset, unless it was related DIRECTLY to me.

I have my job, you have yours, I dont share MY work day experiences with you, I dont want to hear about your boss being an asshole, or this rude customer. Spending 12 hours a day AT WORK, is enough work 'experience' for one day.

When girls say 'the media tells us....." No, the magazines picture doesnt have a caption that says "YOU MUST STARVE YOURSELF TO LOOK THIS 'GOOD' ". Because they show skinny women on TV, doesnt mean EVERY man WANTS that in his woman.

Dont get mad when your friends look better than you. If we compliment your friend, we arent trying to sleep with them, we are acknowledging the fact that they went out of thier way to make themselves look good that particular day.

Asking questions like "are we okay" or "what are you thinking about" There is no answer that will satisfy you, and we both know it, so just save your breath.

The toilet seat. It goes BOTH WAYS. Why is it perfectly acceptable for me to have to bend over, put MY hand where YOUR ass sits and lift it up, and then put my hand on WHERE YOUR ASS SITS again, to put it down, just to save YOU from having to do the exact same thing?

Not being able to appreciate a good politically incorrect joke.

Secondly, when YOU ask to go get something to eat, have a place in mind. If I pick you up and ask where you want to go, and you say "I dont know" or "I dont care" or "it's up to you" then I will promptly open you door, let you out, and go back to my place and eat a can of soup.
That is so wrong but I am laughing my ass off. :lol:


The toilet seat. It goes BOTH WAYS. Why is it perfectly acceptable for me to have to bend over, put MY hand where YOUR ass sits and lift it up, and then put my hand on WHERE YOUR ASS SITS again, to put it down, just to save YOU from having to do the exact same thing?
Not being able to appreciate a good politically incorrect joke.
It does not go both ways. It goes woman's way! When you buy a toilet, the seat is DOWN. Hence, the need for it to always be in the down position. So what if your hand has to touch where our ass sits. Guys always have their hands down their pants and always scratch their ass anyways. It's not much different. :D

Its only DOWN (in the store)because if it was UP, homeless people would stop by and pee in it.

And, as far what WE touch, its okay to touch OUR junk, but where your ASS was, and where you were PEEING and POOPING, I dont need to be grabbing on!

Its only DOWN (in the store)because if it was UP, homeless people would stop by and pee in it.
And, as far what WE touch, its okay to touch OUR junk, but where your ASS was, and where you were PEEING and POOPING, I dont need to be grabbing on!

Homeless people go outside.
You guys always want to do things to our asses which we poo out of but THAT is ok? Yet touching the seat is icky? :lol:

Homeless people go outside.
You guys always want to do things to our asses which we poo out of but THAT is ok? Yet touching the seat is icky? :lol:


:lol: :lol: :laugh: :laugh: SO TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homeless people go outside.
You guys always want to do things to our asses which we poo out of but THAT is ok? Yet touching the seat is icky? :lol:

That's why they pee outside, because the seats and covers are always DOWN in the store. (it makes sense if you think about it).


And, for the record, I have never wanted to do anything to your ass Topcat!:lol:

That's why they pee outside, because the seats and covers are always DOWN in the store. (it makes sense if you think about it).
And, for the record, I have never wanted to do anything to your ass Topcat!:lol:
:lol: gbood point!!
Suuuurrreee..you know you wanted to kick it a few times. :D

KICK? Yes! Perhaps at least!

Now, back on topic.

It does not go both ways. It goes woman's way! When you buy a toilet, the seat is DOWN. Hence, the need for it to always be in the down position. So what if your hand has to touch where our ass sits. Guys always have their hands down their pants and always scratch their ass anyways. It's not much different. :D

Actually....in most cases, the DISPLAY Model of the toilet has the seat down, but the ACTUAL toilet you buy, usually doesn't include a seat. (The store has to make extra money somehow!) You could take the toilet home sans seat and it would be the same as the seat up!

AAAAAAMEEEEEEN BRO!!!! My wife calls me the "What" man because I always say "What" when she gives me that "evil" grin that usually means she wants something (and not always so obvious what she wants either!) Which leads me to another peeve:

Ladies! Don't assume we know what you want when you say "You know"...No WE DON'T KNOW! If we did why would we ask??? Be blunt! TELL US! (Wait! I think I already covered this one!)

I don't know how many of you women have this problem...but my wife's number one bitch lately is my "BLARING my 80's metal on my headphones." Well....considering in our living room is 2 Computers and a TV, I'm not too incredibly interested in the Lifetime channel, and our other tv doesn't have Cable...(Rabbit ears and VCR/DVD on that one!) My entertainment options therefore become somewhat limited.

I still haven't heard ANYTHING from the ladies on my last post in this thread. I guess they can't handle the truth!
I don't know if this one has been mentioned or not.....

What is it ladies? You don't want us to lie to you but when we do tell you the truth you get all bent out of shape. What's up with that? Do you or don't you want the truth or not?

I still haven't heard ANYTHING from the ladies on my last post in this thread. I guess they can't handle the truth!

Originally Posted by stlkev70
I don't know if this one has been mentioned or not.....

What is it ladies? You don't want us to lie to you but when we do tell you the truth you get all bent out of shape. What's up with that? Do you or don't you want the truth or not?



LOL Kev. You need to be a bit more specific. What kinds of situations are we talking about here? Are you thinking in terms of women asking questions such as - Woman: "Honey...does this make me FAT??!" Man: "No...you just remind of those ladies in the pretty renaissance paintings" ?

Could you put a few examples? :bouncy:

Are you thinking in terms of women asking questions such as - Woman: "Honey...does this make me FAT??!"

That question is the one guys know as "the impossible question". by that we mean there is NO right answer.

We could say YES, but our sex life would go right down the toilet (SEAT OR NO SEAT T.C.)

Or

We can say NO, and be accused of LYING!

So either way when asked that question, a guy knows he's F***ed! so the best response, don't say anything.....pretend you didn't hear it.

So either way when asked that question, a guy knows he's F***ed! so the best response, don't say anything.....pretend you didn't hear it.

well put.
i might add i know it's rude..but ask a question back...or change the subject someother way might work equally as well.....BUT she may just come at you with "you MUST think i'm fat!!, your avioding the question!!"

We can say NO, and be accused of LYING!

So either way when asked that question, a guy knows he's F***ed! so the best response, don't say anything.....pretend you didn't hear it.

Yeah, I can totally understand the frustration some guys feel about this type of question and I don't blame you one bit! No matter what you SAY, you are gonna be whacked with the rollin pin! :lol:

Ok guys...here's the solution for those with women asking that question: Buy them one of those mirrors that will distort the image and make them niiiiiiiiiiiice and thin! :laugh: Then they'll stop asking! :rollin:

Things that annoy me are :

Men:

1 - Swearing
2 - Beltching
3 - Spitting
4 - Not taking care of their looks. Sweatpants and a torn t-shirt are not sexy..
5 - Going out on a date is not going to McDonalds with the kids
6 - When going shopping with me, starting to complain on the way to the shop how expensive stuff is these days and when he needs something for him self, it is always a bargain.....

Women:

1 - women that say: Oprah said or Dr Phil said....

That question is the one guys know as "the impossible question". by that we mean there is NO right answer.

We could say YES, but our sex life would go right down the toilet (SEAT OR NO SEAT T.C.)

Or

We can say NO, and be accused of LYING!

So either way when asked that question, a guy knows he's F***ed! so the best response, don't say anything.....pretend you didn't hear it.


I don't know about other woman but I don't see the point in asking a question if you don't want the truth. Pretending you did not hear the question will piss me off more. :p ( even more then leaving the seat up )

I wonder how many male Xchangers have been asked that dreaded "Does this make me fat?" question before?

Well? Fess up... :p

The only thing that really bothers me about women is the whole taking 1-2 hour showers. It drives me nuts.

The only thing that really bothers me about women is the whole taking 1-2 hour showers. It drives me nuts.

Have you ever known a women spend that long in the shower??:lol: In the bath yeah maybe but not in the shower.

I wonder how many male Xchangers have been asked that dreaded "Does this make me fat?" question before?

Well? Fess up... :p
Never been asked that question before, but I'm like a trained monkey when it comes to the toilet seat. Having poor vision makes it hard to aim, so I lifted the seat up ever since I was a little kid, and then put it back down.:p

Never been asked that question before, but I'm like a trained monkey when it comes to the toilet seat. Having poor vision makes it hard to aim, so I lifted the seat up ever since I was a little kid, and then put it back down.:p

*After Ryan leaves, Diabolique proceeds to apply super glue to the toilet seat to keep it up* :devil:

*Thresa: "RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :spankin: WHAT IS THIS?!?!?! Didn't I TELL YOU A MILLION TIMES to put that seat down???????"* :spankin:

:mwaha:

:laugh: Ingrid!

I wonder how many male Xchangers have been asked that dreaded "Does this make me fat?" question before?

Well? Fess up... :p

I never ask my husband that question because I know he'll tell me the truth :lol:

*After Ryan leaves, Diabolique proceeds to apply super glue to the toilet seat to keep it up* :devil:

*Thresa: "RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :spankin: WHAT IS THIS?!?!?! Didn't I TELL YOU A MILLION TIMES to put that seat down???????"* :spankin:

:mwaha:

EVIL Ingrid! Absolutely EVIL...but that's what we love about you! LOL

I can actually see that very scenario happening. :laugh: Poor Ryan wouldn't stand a chance!

Oh and how often do I get asked "the dreaded question of death"? Every damn time my wife and I go out.

Why do women ask men that? No, that dress does not make you look fat....the thirty extra pounds hanging off your ass makes you look fat. :lol: Still, I ask my son every couple of months just to keep him fresh. :lol: I told him if any girl ever asks him that he should look at her (quickly, no prolonged pondering) and say, "No, it looks great on you!" Or, if it's something ugly, just, "No."

I can't believe y'all are so closed-minded about the toilet seat issue. :lol: Like, no room for discussion or anything. :lol: If you guys are driving through Ohio, you can use my toilet and I don't care about the seat. But you damn well better flush. :lol:

Still, I ask my son every couple of months just to keep him fresh. :lol: I told him if any girl ever asks him that he should look at her (quickly, no prolonged pondering) and say, "No, it looks great on you!" Or, if it's something ugly, just, "No."


But if a guy answers "too" quickly we're not happy either, timing is crucial when answering that question:lol:

EVIL Ingrid! Absolutely EVIL...but that's what we love about you! LOL

I can actually see that very scenario happening. :laugh: Poor Ryan wouldn't stand a chance!

:devil: :vampire:

If you guys are driving through Ohio, you can use my toilet and I don't care about the seat. But you damn well better flush. :lol:

:lol: :laugh: :lol:

But if a guy answers "too" quickly we're not happy either, timing is crucial when answering that question:lol:

:laugh: Whaddya mean by 'timing is crucial'? Are you are sayin' that in order to be credible, the guy has to play George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" before he gives his final answer? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

*Kitten holds the rolling pin close to the guy's head and asks: IS THAAAAAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?!?!?* :uhoh: :spankin:

Noooooo:laugh: :laugh: But in the past, I've been accused of answering stuff "too" quickly, I figured it works both ways:lol: :lol: :lol: (anyway i have something much more efficient than a rolling pin;) )

But in the past, I've been accused of answering stuff "too" quickly, I figured it works both ways:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ohhh now you'd better spill it! :mwaha: Give some specific examples...that's just too general to be understood clearly. :devil:

Well? :dgrin:



(anyway i have something much more efficient than a rolling pin;) )

Well, we all know about your collection of whips, cuffs and chains...but see...using the rolling pin adds more of a "home sweet home" flavor to it.... :devil: :rollin:

The thing with the toilet seat is a total respect issue. If you are a man & you share a bathroom with a woman, it is out of respect that you close the lid when you are finished. ;)

At least that's how it is in my family...I'm sure there are plenty of women out there who could care less :p

Ohhh now you'd better spill it! :mwaha: Give some specific examples...that's just too general to be understood clearly. :devil:
Well? :dgrin:



That might be better off in the LL :naughty: :lol:

That might be better off in the LL :naughty: :lol:

Ohhhh I think I can safely guess what they were asking now... :brow

Have you ever known a women spend that long in the shower??:lol: In the bath yeah maybe but not in the shower.

yes, my sister & 3 of my ex's.

yes, my sister & 3 of my ex's.

Are you sure that they weren't actually CLEANING the bathroom before their shower?

That IS quite a long time, ESPECIALLY if that's the only place where you can shower. :eek: Having to make you wait THAT long is pretty rude.

LOL Kev. You need to be a bit more specific. What kinds of situations are we talking about here? Are you thinking in terms of women asking questions such as - Woman: "Honey...does this make me FAT??!" Man: "No...you just remind of those ladies in the pretty renaissance paintings" ?

Could you put a few examples? :bouncy:

How did I know that Ingrid would take this one up?

A few examples?????????????????? Where do I begin? I could go on for days with this one!:rant::rant::rant:

Yes "Does this make me look fat" is one of them!

Here are some others:

Don't you like my cooking?
Do you like my parents?
Do you like what I done to the bed room?
Don't you want to do this? (this could be anything)
Don't you want to go here?

If we tell you the truth we would be in the dog house for weeks.

Come on ladies you ALL know what I am talking about.



The thing with the toilet seat is a total respect issue. If you are a man & you share a bathroom with a woman, it is out of respect that you close the lid when you are finished. ;)

At least that's how it is in my family...I'm sure there are plenty of women out there who could care less :p

How about if we never put the toilet seat up and leave some DNA samples laying on the toilet seat? :lol: That wouldn't be a very pleasent experience would it? Take you your pick what would you rather have the seat left up or the seat left down and sit in a few dropplets.

Don't you like my cooking?
Do you like my parents?


I got a couple more that My wife loves throwing at me:

How's dinner? (I say "Good" and she responds with "GOOD?!" I'm like "What ya want me to say...FAN-F***ING-TASTIC or Abso-F***ing-lutely Crappy"? The food is good!!! Final Answer!")

Or
Notice anything? (Usually right as I walk in the door coming home from work...hell my eyes haven't yet adjusted to the darker room!) So I say "Ummm....Am I supposed to notice something? The room looks the same as when I Left at 7 this morning!" She then grills me to notice "it"! Finally she points it out to me and it's usually something small and trivial to a guy!

I tell ya....When it comes to women I just can't win!!!:dammit:

How did I know that Ingrid would take this one up?

A few examples?????????????????? Where do I begin? I could go on for days with this one!:rant::rant::rant:

Yes "Does this make me look fat" is one of them!

Here are some others:

Don't you like my cooking?
Do you like my parents?
Do you like what I done to the bed room?
Don't you want to do this? (this could be anything)
Don't you want to go here?

If we tell you the truth we would be in the dog house for weeks.

Come on ladies you ALL know what I am talking about.

:mwaha: Well...let's see here...maybe these answers would be better...

"Do you like my parents?"

If you don't LIKE them....tell her NO! Big fat hairy deal! :lol: What do you think she's gonna do to you? Bobbittize ya? :laugh:

"Do you like what I done to the bed room?"
I would say: "wow...I wish I had the skill to spot little things around the room like you do. Would you mind SHOWING me??? :lol:


"Don't you want to do this? (this could be anything)"

Again, just be honest. If you are not up to doing something, then don't do it. ;)

"Don't you want to go here?"

If you don't wanna go anywhere, just warn her ahead of time and say something like "This weekend I am staying home chillin'. Don't make any plans to drag me along". Once she's been 'notified', she won't be counting on your presence, unless that happened every week and you never felt up to doing ANYTHING together.

You just got to compromise & alternate on who decides what. If you let one side make all the decisions, you'll always feel like you are dragged into things you don't care to do.

I got a couple more that My wife loves throwing at me:

How's dinner? (I say "Good" and she responds with "GOOD?!" I'm like "What ya want me to say...FAN-F***ING-TASTIC or Abso-F***ing-lutely Crappy"? The food is good!!! Final Answer!")




LOL well...if she asks: "How's dinner?" and you don't particularly care much for what she made, just tell her something like "It's good, but to be honest, I was in the mood for (insert name of whatever dish you would have liked to eat here). I think asking how much you like dinner is a habit. My mom used to ask me the same, but I always made sure that she knew how much I loved it or hated it. I never said "what I was expected to say". Granted, she's a great cook, but the times she offered me liver I frowned and just went "YUCK!" :mwaha: No beating around the bush there. :lol:
That, and Polenta and boiled cabbage are.... :barf:


Notice anything? (Usually right as I walk in the door coming home from work...hell my eyes haven't yet adjusted to the darker room!) So I say "Ummm....Am I supposed to notice something? The room looks the same as when I Left at 7 this morning!" She then grills me to notice "it"! Finally she points it out to me and it's usually something small and trivial to a guy!

I tell ya....When it comes to women I just can't win!!!:dammit:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

How did I know that Ingrid would take this one up?

A few examples?????????????????? Where do I begin? I could go on for days with this one!:rant::rant::rant:

Yes "Does this make me look fat" is one of them!

Here are some others:

Don't you like my cooking?
Do you like my parents?
Do you like what I done to the bed room?
Don't you want to do this? (this could be anything)
Don't you want to go here?

If we tell you the truth we would be in the dog house for weeks.

Come on ladies you ALL know what I am talking about.


.

My thoughts on this..

cooking-- my guy better pretend to like it! I went out of my way to make him food. Either he eats it or he wears it.

parents- no biggie. just show them respect when we visit.

bedroom- he don't have to like it. I am the one who takes care of decorating..period! If guys did the decorating things would center around the remote and the fridge.

don't you want to do this?-- I figure if he don't and I do, I will do it on my own. ( or with his best friend . lol- j/k )

don't you want to go here? -- If I go to places you want to then I expect the same in return. Within reason.

How about if we never put the toilet seat up and leave some DNA samples laying on the toilet seat? :lol: That wouldn't be a very pleasant experience would it? Take you your pick what would you rather have the seat left up or the seat left down and sit in a few dropplets.
Something just crossed my mind. Reguardless if the seat is up or DOWN we woman are the ones who have to clean it. For this reason WE WIN! It goes back down when you are done. :laugh:

Something just crossed my mind. Reguardless if the seat is up or DOWN we woman are the ones who have to clean it. For this reason WE WIN! It goes back down when you are done. :laugh:

Oh, boy. Sorry, fellas, but that is actually an argument I can defend. :lol: If we can clean up where YOUR ASS SITS (as Jasper so eloquently put it :lol: ), put the seat down for the ladies that expect it. ;)