So, What's your Egyptian past life? www.themummy.com/reincarnator/ (http://www.themummy.com/reincarnator/)

No matter what I did I couldn't save it! Bummer! <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> But this is what I got:
Name: Shepsekare
Occupation: Police

Loved my job description. It said that I'm infamous for my interview techniques and tend to beat the info out of the criminals! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> Woo! Vicious Sheibub! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

I tried it, but the words were so small I couldn't read a single word from it. <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

They were a bit weren't they! Well, tell me your full name and I'll see what you get if you like!? <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> It's up to you!

Evidently, I'm a cop named Amenophis.

Ooh! Another cop! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> *watch out peoples* <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Name: Ramesses
Occupation: Officer

You were an officer in the Egyptian army, commanding the troops of the pharaoh to prepare them for attack. Egypt was full of gold, and many nations wanted to exploit it. Thanks to your strong army, the country defended its gold and formed a very profitable gold trade. You had many wives and plenty of money, and were therefore very popular. Though you enjoyed many social gatherings, your secret hobby was learning to read and write. When you died of an unidentified disease at 28, a statue of you was built and placed at the entrance to your elaborate tomb. As a high-ranking official, you had enough money to have yourself mummified after death.

I had many wives, plenty of money and was popular?!? What the hell happened?? <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Wait a minute I can't read or write. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

An unidentified disease? Hmmmmm.....With that many wives I wonder! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
How did you get the whole lot there Not Man? I couldn't save or copy mine. No fair! <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

I could tell you, but I would have to kill you. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
Actually it let me copy and paste. The only part I couldn't was my name and occupation that I had to type in. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Pooey! Wouldn't let me! <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> I only got to select it all. But no pasting... Not to worry!

Oh well.... <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

This is mine:

Name: Snefru
Occupation: Scarab Beetle

Ancient Egyptians concieved their idea of mummification by watching scrabs such as yourself die and then rise again from the earth. In truth, what appeared to be immortality at work was actually your process of laying eggs in the soil and animal dung. It was also believed that your ally, the Sun God Ra, infused you with a special power over life and death. This gift inspired fear in many as it allowed you to consume the life and flesh of mortals. Your own life was brief - only three years - but your power was great and you were used as a model for a priestesses's magical amulet
after your death.

A scrab beetle? Why couldn't I have been something better.

I'm Sahure the beekeeper......but, get this...I had 3 wifes and 14 children.......hmmm...don't think that could be quite accurate. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Here's mine.

name: Pepil
occupation: priestess

Your duties were to care for the gods and attend to their needs, and to perform funeral rites, teach school, and perform dream analysis to find cures for diseases. Physicians often looked to you for help healing scorpion and snakebites through prayers, spells, and magick. Though you had great powers and wealth, you could not eat fish nor wear wool because it was considered "unclean." As a priestess, you had to shave off all of your body hair. YOu were very beautiful, but you chose to never marry in order to devote yourself to your duties and worship the gods. Even so, many men desired you and you were courted your whole life.

Sounds pretty good to me. lol Thanks for posting this Shei. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">


Jazzmyn

<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ May 20, 2001 04:34 AM: Message edited by: Jazzmyn ]</font>

Name:Heru
Occupation:Ship Captain

You commanded rickety seagoing vessels and traded with the Phoenician cities, importing cedar wood, slaves and other merchandise and were sent as the first Egyptian trade expedition to the Land of Punt. Your ship was steered by six oars and had sixteen rowing oars. A rock served as anchor. Many slaves were used to row your ship, and you did not make your home in any particular city or port. Life as a nomad was difficult, and you did not make many friends outside of your trade. You spent the evenings drinking and gaming on your boat, and joking with the other ship captains. Unlike most Ancient Egyptians, you traveled to many exotic and distant places.

I can live with drinking and gaming!

I tried this twice, the first time with just my first name and the second with my first and last name. with just my first name I was a cop, and with my full name I was........

Name: Akhnaton
Occupation: Physician

You did your best to heal the sick, although most died from their diseases anyway. Your job included embalming, faith healing surgery, and performing autopsies. Gynecology, bone surgery and eye complaints, which were very common in the dry, dusty climate, were some areas of your expertise. Four wives and thirteen children made up your bustling household-but only the children of your first wife were recognized as your heirs. After your third wife divorced you, she won a quarter of your wealth in court, which was her right. Later you were convicted of poisoning her, and you lived the rest of your life as a slave-a punishment preferable to imprisonment.

And with my first middle and last names it told me I was an embalmer. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Mine was Zoser... and I was a teacher

Originally posted by Jazzmyn:
[QB]Physicians often looked to you for help healing scorpion and snakebites QB]

Healing scorpion bites, huh? <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> Might come in handy some day... <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

You would pick out that comment in there Silverado. lol I'll heal snake bites as long as I don't have to get near any snakes. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

I tried it to but the words were to small. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

They are pretty small aren't they? <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

The words are small, but it's fun. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

Yeah they are...aren't they? <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

I'm glad some of you enjoyed it! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> I'm trying to find more stuff like that.

Ok, here's how mine came out...nothing I would've expected <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

NAME: Merenre I
OCCUPATION: Farmer

As a farmer, your job was to plow the fields for wheat and barley, melons, beans, grapes, onions, garlic, figs, dates and leeks. You dressed your family in kilts made of coarse linen and sandals made of reeds. At daybreak, you got up, ate a small meal of bread and fruit, and then went to work in the fields near your house. For dinner, your family sat on the floor and ate meat, bread, and beer. You had one wife and two kids, and two donkeys-and they all worked hard. No one in the family could afford to spend time socializing, although you were friendly with the other farmers. The pharaoh took a percentage of your profits, which you were required to give him. Life was hard, but you loved your family and your land, and were a happy man.

Like Cultleader I am a ship captain only my name is Tehuti.

Don't quite see you as a farmer Roem. lol That should be Silverado. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

That's exactly what I was thinking <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> This doesn't quite have the ring to it....

'ol McRoemy had a farm....ee-iy-ee-iy-ooooo...lol. Nah, doesn't work <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

That's pretty good Roem. lol New song to be written with that one. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

Ol' McRoemy.....funny <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Originally posted by Sheibub:
<STRONG>They were a bit weren't they! Well, tell me your full name and I'll see what you get if you like!? <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> It's up to you!</STRONG>

Ok Sheibub, you got it! Check your PM. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Ok! Here's Sarg's:
Name: Tuthmosis
Occupation: Scribe

A highly respected member of society, your job was to write and keep records and to collect taxes. People would often try to run from you, and you would chase them, demanding the tax money. You would also inspect farmers' crops to assess how much of the crop would be sent to the pharaoh. Social life was important to you, and you often attended banquets and parties in the hopes of meeting eligible women-but you never found a wife. Nonetheless, you enjoyed yourself at elaborate meals, which were the basis of social life in Ancient Egypt.

*Watchout Roemy! He's coming to inspect your farm!!* <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Wonder how bad off Roem's farm is???? lol This could be bad for him. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

Hmmmm, I wonder?! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Thanks for getting that for me, Sheibub

Roemy, no need to worry, the farm is fine and doing well I see &lt;holding his hand out&gt; Now hand over the taxes, Pal! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Hope I don't owe any taxes!! lol I am the priestress here though. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

Taxman is here!!! <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> If no-one pays up their taxes me and Sarge can put you in jail!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

*aside* Not if I take this pitchfork and....

Hey! What's up guys? lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Name: Ausar
Occupation: Goldsmith


You made beautiful statues, furniture, vessels for the royal household and the temples, from gold and other precious metals, and also made the mask of the pharaohs who ruled during your life, to be placed on their mummies when they died. Though you were a respected member of the royal household, the work conditions were hard and took their toll on you. Under the master craftsman, you were on your hands and knees working the metal all day, every day. You never married because your humped back did not attract a wife. Metal poisoning claimed your life when you were 34, but as a member of the royal household, your body was mummified-a true honor.


Ok, I can't figure if this is good or bad. Sure I was important and all but I was lonely <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Oops, I only did it with my first name, here's what it says for my whole name:

Name: Niuserre

Occupation: PriestessYour duties were to care for the gods and attend to their needs, and to perform funeral rites, teach school, and perform dream analysis to find cures for diseases. Physicians often looked to you for help healing scorpion and snakebites through prayers, spells, and magic. Though you had great power and wealth, you could not eat fish nor wear wool, because those were considered "unclean." As a priestess, you had to shave off all of your body hair. You were very beautiful, but you chose never to marry in order to devote yourself to your duties and worship the gods. Even so, many men desired you and you were courted your whole life.

Desired by many men huh? Hmmm....sounds nice to me. Still ended up alone though <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

You were supposed to do it with your whole name?! Damn it....now I gotta do it again <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Well I don't know. I did it with both just incase. The way I see it I'm probably not the only Amy out there.

Ok, with my full name I ended up as Ausar the scribe <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> Guess that fits better than a farmer....definitely more of a writer than a farmer <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Hey! Ausar is my name! Well you can keep it. I like the other one better anyways <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

You can join me in the temple Amy. lol Haven't seen any other priestesses yet. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Jazzmyn

Hmmm....so we got the same past life huh Jazz? Think this means something? *twilight zone music plays out of nowhere*

I haven't tried it with only my first name yet! I wonder what it will be??

NAME: Mykerinos
OCCUPATION: Pharaoh

You were the ruler of Egypt! A strong leader, you were known to order the execution of anyone who did not support your throne. Tall, statuesque and healthy, you had many wives and numerous concubines. The throne was inherited from your father upon his murder. Feared by many and loved by most, you forced many slaves to build your grand tomb in the tradition of the great pyramids. Your duties kept you busy, but you always made time to dally with your concubines and attend grand social banquets. As the most important member of society, your burial chamber was very big and full of gold, jewels, and food, of which people believed were needed in the afterlife.

OK, I was a man, had lots of women and was the king of the house.... LMAO! Opposite of what I am now <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Oh wait, I don't have lots of men now <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ May 27, 2001 08:20 AM: Message edited by: Blaziegirl ]</font>

All hail queen Blazie! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> Even though they made you out to be a guy in your past life <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> Weird little generator that reincarnator is...<img src="eek.gif" border="0">

It said my husband was a slave! We did a complete roll reversal <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> I'm the slave now Grrrrrr <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

I found this Thread buried as deep and way back in Time as the Content of the Thread implies :lol: and I found it interesting enough to dig it up like an "Egyptian Treasure" and Post to it ;)

Here's what I got using my Full Name:

NAME: Menkauhor

OCCUPATION: Teacher

You taught scribes, as well as the Pharaoh's family, how to read and write. Physicians and other professionals learned their trades from your teachings. Your family also owned a farm, inherited by your wife from her father. Your animals were all used for work; dogs hunted, cats kept the rodents at bay and cattle pulled ploughs and provided you with meat and milk. Sheep, goats, pigs and poultry were your other sources of food. Very social and fashion conscious, you wore colorful eye makeup, kohl, lip dye, flowers and jewelry, and spent your free time at parties. At the age of 30 you were bitten by a deadly snake-but thanks to the healing powers of the local magician, you lived through it.

Name: Achotep
Occupation: Judge

Administering the law ran in families. Your father was a judge, and so you too became a judge. You oversaw criminal proceedings and dished out punishments to criminals once you convicted them. The criminals you punished broke laws such as stealing, killing, or refusing to pay taxes to the pharaoh. Not known as a fair judge, you could easily be bought or bribed by criminals and would set them free for the right price. Games and gambling were hobbies you enjoyed between trials. A criminal murdered you when you did not agree to set him free the third time he was brought into your court, and he did not go to prison for the crime-he paid off another judge to let him go.

Name: Chamudi

Occupation: Pharoah!

You were the ruler of Egypt! A strong leader, you were known to order the execution of anyone who did not support your throne. Tall, statuesque and healthy, you had many husbands and numerous concubines. The throne was inherited from your father upon his murder. Feared by many and loved by most, you forced many slaves to build your grand tomb in the tradition of the great pyramids. Your duties kept you busy, but you always made time to dally with your concubines and attend grand social banquets. As the most important member of society, your burial chamber was very big and full of gold, jewels, and food, of which people believed were needed in the afterlife.


Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. :laugh: