View Full Version : This Just in, Yoko is STILL a bitch!


Jasper
10-11-05, 12:31 PM
On the day after John Lennon's 65th birthday, it was a chance to remember old times and maybe even repair some damaged relationships.


But Yoko Ono had other things in mind.

While accepting a special award on behalf of her late husband, she gleefully renewed her long-running feud with Sir Paul McCartney.

Yoko, 72, suggested that Lennon was a far better singer than his fellow Beatle, and went on to pour scorn on McCartney's lyrics.

There were gasps of astonishment at yesterday's Q Magazine Awards in London as she took to the stage and went on the attack.

'I'll tell you a story about John,' she told the audience. 'He often used to wake up in the middle of the night and ask me, "Why do people cover Paul's songs so much, but never mine?"

'I used to tell him, "It's because you are a talented songwriter. You don't just rhyme June with spoon. And you are a very good singer - lots of people would be too afraid to cover one of your songs.

'Then I would make him a cup of tea, and he would be okay. I just miss that sort of moment that we had.'

Her stinging criticism of Lennon's former bandmate and songwriting partner stunned the room filled with stars including Jimmy Page, Ray Davies, Paul Weller, Robin Gibb, Liam and Noel Gallagher and Coldplay.

Although McCartney's lyrics have often been seen as more simplistic than Lennon's, he never actually rhymed June with spoon.

But he came pretty close. In the song She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, which featured in a medley on the Abbey Road album, Sir Paul did rhyme 'spoon' with 'lagoon'.

The first verse goes: 'She came in through the bathroom window/ Protected by a silver spoon/But now she sucks her thumb and wanders/By the banks of her own lagoon.'

Yoko's comments perpetuate a row with McCartney which has been raging since she started dating Lennon in the late 1960s.

In the last few years she has threatened to sue him when he changed the famous Lennon/ McCartney writing credit around and in December banned him from using Yesterday on a solo album of love songs because it was a Beatles number, forcing him to scrap the project.

This is also the second year in succession that the Q Awards have caused controversy. Last year Elton John criticised Madonna for miming during her live shows and the dispute gathered such momentum that he was forced to apologise publicly.

And even before Yoko took to the stage there had been another example of bad blood between the musicians gathered at the Grosvenor House Hotel.

Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay, took his revenge on Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher for recent disparaging comments about Martin's wife Gwyneth Paltrow.

As he collected the award for Best Act in the World Today Martin made a point of raising the height of the microphone, saying: 'Sorry, Liam's a lot shorter than me.'

Oasis won two trophies, the People's Choice award and the album award for Don't Believe the Truth, at the event hosted by Jonathan Ross.

Legendary Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page was named Q Icon and the Bee Gees were also honoured for their past work with a Lifetime Achievement award, while former soldier James Blunt won the award for Best Newcomer and U2 won Best Live Act.

KimJoy69
10-11-05, 12:37 PM
I have NOTHING but contempt for that fricken beast. I can't STAND her. Arrogant, mean, rotten thing. I can't even call her a woman... :grrr: I'd kick her in the nuts if I ever saw her on the street. I know she has some...

PG
10-11-05, 12:57 PM
I'm not surprised! She's nothing but an old HAG! Always has been , always will be :rolleyes:

KimJoy69
10-11-05, 03:29 PM
...and ONE MORE THING...
She would be NOTHING without John Lennon. NOTHING.

Sandy
10-11-05, 03:33 PM
Im sorry she is just gross ! I do not see what John saw in her .. Not meaning looks I mean what did he see in her heart ?:duh:

80sTrivia
10-11-05, 06:34 PM
...and ONE MORE THING...
She would be NOTHING without John Lennon. NOTHING.

The absolute truth, Kim!!! If she wasn't married to John Lennon, nobody would have ever heard of her before...

stlkev70
10-11-05, 06:48 PM
Why doesn't she go back in the hole she crawled out of????

Olivia
10-11-05, 07:31 PM
Yoko always left me cold....ice cold!

TopCat
10-11-05, 09:03 PM
I love when celebrities/musicians feud.:lol:

Yoko has to make those comments..it keeps her in the spotlight:p

Diofan
10-11-05, 09:33 PM
Well...Lennon HAD to be high to Marry Yoko. Hell, Cynthia (his FIRST wife and Mother of Julian Lennon) was FAR FAR FAR better looking and a better person overall:
http://www.jibboo.com/beatles/wives/airport.gif
You take that pic and compare it to John and Yoko:
http://specialsections.absoluteelsewhere.net/GivePeaceAChance/BedInColor/BedIn%20Color%20Graphics/huddled_together.jpg

Pagan
10-11-05, 10:49 PM
Well...you know the old joke....

What does Yoko Ono and a starving pygmie have in common?

They both live off dead beetles.

Diofan
10-11-05, 11:44 PM
That was BAD but still funny Pagan!!! :laugh:

JeannieT
10-12-05, 01:00 AM
Jasper, I never could stand Yoko. I also could never understand how someone looking like her could land a man, much less a celebrity! :hissy: You have to admit, Yoko, as nasty looking and cruel as she may be, is a HANDSOME LOOKING WOMAN! :laugh:

Well...Lennon HAD to be high to Marry Yoko. Hell, Cynthia (his FIRST wife and Mother of Julian Lennon) was FAR FAR FAR better looking and a better person overall:
http://www.jibboo.com/beatles/wives/airport.gif
You take that pic and compare it to John and Yoko:
http://specialsections.absoluteelsewhere.net/GivePeaceAChance/BedInColor/BedIn%20Color%20Graphics/huddled_together.jpg

Kevin and I were just looking at this pic of Yoko, we kind of think she may have been the model Michael Jackson used when he had his face redone. :yesnod:

Look close, Jackson does kind of resemble Yoko. Plus, this would explain why he outbid Paul for the rights to the Beatle's songs. :lol:

Metalfan83
10-13-05, 02:09 AM
And you are a very good singer - lots of people would be too afraid to cover one of your songs.



And what are you, Yoko? You sures ta hell ain't a good singer! :lol:

I'm tempted to quote Larry the Cable Guy, but it wouldn't be appropriate this time around. ;)

Chasey
10-13-05, 04:46 AM
She poisoned Lennon, and was the cancer behind the Beatles rift. Not one of the worlds most popular people that's for sure.

jen*
10-13-05, 08:20 AM
Jeez! That woman is a major pain in the ass!

Ugly Kid Jeff72
10-13-05, 08:48 AM
Ok' I'm convinced now, that Yoko broke up the Beetles! :lol:

Leelee
10-17-05, 01:41 PM
That woman is in no position to criticize anyone else's singing ability.

Chasey
10-17-05, 04:36 PM
In the UK weekend papers McCartney has finally broken his silence over Ono's constant sniping, the Sunday headline article was:

'Yoko One? She's not the cleverest....'

:lol:

Sandy
10-17-05, 06:00 PM
Well...Lennon HAD to be high to Marry Yoko. Hell, Cynthia (his FIRST wife and Mother of Julian Lennon) was FAR FAR FAR better looking and a better person overall:
http://www.jibboo.com/beatles/wives/airport.gif
You take that pic and compare it to John and Yoko:
http://specialsections.absoluteelsewhere.net/GivePeaceAChance/BedInColor/BedIn%20Color%20Graphics/huddled_together.jpg


Its like John even tried to look like her ! EEEKKKKEEEYYYYY :irked:

Pagan
10-17-05, 06:05 PM
And what are you, Yoko? You sures ta hell ain't a good singer! :lol:
I'm tempted to quote Larry the Cable Guy, but it wouldn't be appropriate this time around. ;)
"What kind of WATERHEAD buys a dag'un Yoko Ono CD?"

That one ain't bad. ;) :lol:

b_angie_b
11-09-05, 05:14 PM
Unfortuantely, Yoko will always be an ugly person and will die as one.:ego: