http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050914

It also has a lot of 80s references in it!

SG: You should have asked him to scream, "I'm a division manager! PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME!" And I'm with you -- nothing makes me happier on the highway than seeing a Dodge Stratus, with the possible exception of getting randomly mooned. http://www.80sxchange.com/forums/images/smilies/laugh.gif