Too Long at Sea Makes One Crazy

The ships went a-sailing one night.
And what did we hear with a fright?
Something went crash and scared us
to pieces, so I threw on my old lamp light.

I waved it around in the air
to find only nothing was there.
Oh how frustrating!
I think I then yanked out my hair.

But the thing, it did crash again.
And through the fog we spotted a hen
cooking on a rock in the middle of the sea.
(And she thinks WE'RE crazy, that hen!)

<img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> That one's funny!! I can actualy hear a melody to it!