10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc...School just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger. 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. 6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. 5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress. 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is......... 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless!!!

:) I wish I knew this one while I was still in school. I would have written it on every desk. :)

And yes.. I was a desk writer. :)

I was a desk carver Sal - had to find some use for my protractor : )

hehe. The compass and protractor.. The only two things I liked in school.. They were wierd and fun. :) What kind of things did you carve? Anything interesting?

just silly stuff like R.H + R.P with a heart around it (the initials would vary from term to term lol) : )

Okay, I remember seeing those all over the place. hehe Funfunfun. :) I wish I could have back those days again...

Ahhh, yes! The protractor..This also came in handy when in need of someones lunch money! LOL, kidding, I was not a bully. I was the class clown. I sat at the back of the class joking and laughing. Sad part was, the teachers liked me! I remember cheating on an english test. The next day when Mr. LaCass was handing out the papers, he called me out into the hall. I panicked! Thought for sure that he had found out I had cheated! Instead, he complimented me on my attitude that year! He said I was a JOY to have in his class! I tried SOOOO hard to be a bad ass and just could not seem to pull it off! I would wear leather and Metallica t-shirts that read "Metal up you ass" and had a hand holding a dagger coming out of a toilet.I would wear black lipstick and I shaved my head, had an orange and pink mohake! Then they would tell me that I had such a great sense of humor! I had the vice-principle call "Eddie Van Halen, to the office please" over the intercom system, and he found it amusing when he found out Eddie was NOT in my Government class!(That day went down in Croughton High Schools history books! We STILL joke about that one.) I was called up to the office once for skipping class. The vice principle called me to the office. "Where were you during periods one and two" "Skipping" "Oh? Why is that?" "I was hungry, went for breakfast." "OH! Where did you go? Was it any good?" I was not even punished! AT ALL! God, I hated school!

My best friend's dad was the principal when I was in high school and though it didn't stop me from getting in trouble (usually skipping or smoking in the girls room) I'd feel so guilty when he was kindly telling me I should be making the most of my education instead of rebelling against my parents lol : ) I never got detention but the weeks I was in trouble I felt very humbled sitting at their dinner table lol : )