The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you've got to do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and yell "**** you!" There is also a fifth kind of sex, Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife ****s you in front of everyone in the court.

lol its hallway sex I'm having this week ;P