Man...if I weren't painting the picture of a sexaholic before, this one's gonna seal the deal...lol <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> Yet another parody of the same variety as 'Bad Roem' LOL This one was inspired by a mix of the naughty chatting and the latest "nookie forum" in the Member's Lounge <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

I WANT NOOKIE - Roemello
Parody of "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow (or whoever the original artist is)

I've heard of pie that's nice and sweet
It's so soft it can't be beat
It's got what The Roem's tongue desires
I'll set that sweet nookie on fire

I want nookie
I want nookie
I want nookie
I want nookie

Went to see her in the chatroom hall
caressed her up against the wall
She's my stalker, I'll lick all over
so sweet, she makes my mouth water

I want nookie
I want nookie
I want nookie
I want nookie

Nookie on the porch there's nothing better
and I like nookie when it's spread with cheddar
Someday soon I'll find that pie
Then I'll have nookie all the time

I want nookie
I want nookie
I want nookie
I want nookie

Nookie on the kitchen floor
Nookie up against the door
Nookie baby can't you see?
All I want is your nookie

OMG!!! Yeah, I remembered most of it right!!! LOL BADDIE, ROEMY!!! I swear it's all him.....I did nothing with his naughtiness....LOL Bad!!

I almost forgot to mention....he is getting slower, by the sound of this tune....I caught him!!

<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ July 10, 2001 11:53 PM: Message edited by: puleeze ]</font>

damn Roem!

wow..!
it's not all That satisfying,,,,is it?

me thinks I might be going at it all wrong now.. no..i think i just would rather have the atmosphere or illusion of emotions and chemistry for a turn on..(which doesn't come every day..lol. -no pun intended..

well, more power to you..enjoy!

Roem ----&gt; TSK X3! *finger wave extreme* <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">
You are good though....<img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> KEE HEE!! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

It's satisfying enough, but I like satisfying the nookie owner more than myself <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

A nookie song for puleeze! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

And you people think me and NotMan look obvious!!

<img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Roemello nookie my way anytime... <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

I tell you, topcat, I don't know whether to be flattered that he wrote it or mortified because he did!!! All I know is my face is RED!!!!! But it is funny! And I can't stay mad at him.....lol

To quote a line from you Val....Yeah. And then you woke up. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> LOL

Pure Sex At Its Best, rotflmao

oops..!

I'm sort of embarrassed now.

i didnt read Roem's post all that closely.
(thought he was talking about the act of sex..lol.
it's that Other thing..
sheesh.
i wouldn't have rambled on if i knew.
<img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Oh....well that explains it <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> I was thinking...since when does a woman question the satisfaction that goes with my nookie activities <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

haha
sex and 'that' are completely different things!

sorry Roemy..

(never look a gift horse in the mouth..haha)

Hahaha Roemello "the nookie owner". Thats cute. It's ok vilji, it took me a second to realize which act too.

Looking back at it again...I can see where there could be confusion. Both forms of nookie are described in the song actually <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> They go hand in hand for me, so I use them both interchangeably a lot <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Oh for crying out loud....I have no idea what the term "nookie" covers...enlighten me someone before I lose my mind! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Kristina

sorry Keyenne

(if I was reading another language's use of slang words, it would be a pretty sad scene with me trying to guess what in the world..<img src="smile.gif" border="0">

well, let's see..
the word 'pie' is a slang word here sometimes used to refer to a woman's..
lower parts..
and 'nookie' (which, I guess might not have an official meaning agreed on by the whole country of America, is either someone enjoying the 'pie' with his mouth, or, like Roem said, is the act of sex itself. Roem said it's kind of both in his poem.)lol

i think with the English language, words can change in meaning, so we're all kind of figuring some things out as we go..<img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

(I can't believe my adult life has come to this explaining sex terms..oy, the shame..haha..it was fun, I have to admit.

Thanks Vilji <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Consider it training for when one day your children start asking about this..... <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

I had already sort of figured parts out, but I thought I'd rather not draw the wrong conclusions here....hehe... Could really get me into trouble if I ever were to use those terms <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Kristina

haha

thats too funny, Keyenne.

your English and intuition are right on!

for us females,,we can use the word
'nookie' to describe sex with a guy.

but if you went around like Roem does, saying how much you want 'pie'..
you might get a big woman named
Harry or something stalking you..lol

Harry?! <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> Maybe that's what happened to The Rock (the wrestler who made the term 'pie' famous most recently)...he's been gone a while...maybe Harry got him!!! <img src="eek.gif" border="0"><img src="eek.gif" border="0"><img src="eek.gif" border="0"> lol

*roflmao*

One stalker is enough thanks! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> I'm a one-stalker-women! <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Besides my stalker is rather sweet (but don't tell him <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">) and big women named Harry tend to scare me! *lol*

Kristina

*roll on the floor laughing my a** off*
for that one, Roemy.

(ROFLAO)

for those newbies or aliens, like me..

(just visiting this planet)

by the way, roem

you know we're just teasing you.

we love the guys who love the women..

Of course I know! <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Ya go to the Xchange chat at night enough, you get used to fun teasing real quick...lol <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

And I love the women who love the men who love women because that means they love me! (confused yet?) <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

I just love men...period! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Kristina

Originally posted by Kayenne:
<STRONG>Besides my stalker is rather sweet (but don't tell him <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">)
Kristina</STRONG>
Aaaaaaaaww, thanks K! <img src="wink.gif" border="0">
(I guess this makes me the man, who loves the woman, who loves men... <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> )

LOL - wonder who the inspiration for this was???? ;)

Originally posted by Zel:
<STRONG>LOL - wonder who the inspiration for this was???? ;)</STRONG>That's what I asked him! :rolleyes:

LMFAO that was terrible Roemy, but it was pretty damn funny ;) Naugh-Tay

Now here's one that should have stayed in the archives. ;)

Roemello
I think you might find that life won't be so difficult if you could just get over your obvious shyness. Introversion can be crippling, and you seem to be suffering with it a great deal. Please, loosen up, tell us what you really want so that we might see the inner you! (Just teasing R! that was clever!)Don't piss me off--I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!