Ok, I've gone and done another parody. This one is not for the faint of heart....but I think you're all naughty enough to handle it <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> This was inspired by naughty conversations with puleeze in the chatroom...lol <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> Now that I think of it, some of it's also inspired by a few ladies on the board talking about how there past sexual experiences weren't all to great...<img src="wink.gif" border="0">

"Bad Roem" - Roemello
Parody of "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle

Bad Roem, bad Roem
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home
Bad Roem, bad Roem
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home

when you go date
with the 2nd rate
you sleep with them and learn a golden rule
there's no 4-play and they make love like a fool
then you find Roem who knows what to dooo..

Bad Roem, bad Roem
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home
Bad Roem, bad Roem
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home

He'll lick you on this one
He'll lick you on that one
He'll lick 'round the neck and
He'll lick you on your navel
He'll lick you 'round the ear and
He'll lick you on your thigh
He'll lick right on down til he's lickin some pie!

Bad Roem, bad Roem
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home
Bad Roem, bad Roem
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home

Your sweatin' and he give you no break
You squirm and he give you no break
Not even passion scream get you no break
You moan real loud as the orgasm break...hey hey!

Bad Roem, bad Roem
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home
Bad Roem, bad Roem
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home

How is his pleasure so pristine
Is he really a human being
tongue like tornado and hips like a storm
Third orgasm come, now it's time to go

I know sometimes....you just want more..hey, hey, hey
Just realize....he'll be back by four!

Bad Roem, bad Roem
whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home
Bad Roem, bad Roem
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when he takes you home

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I'm speachless Roem <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

<FONT COLOR="#6699cc" SIZE="1">[ July 07, 2001 02:36 AM: Message edited by: Blaziegirl ]</font>

Bad Roem? Hummmm... interesting!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Hehehehehe!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

ROTFLMAO <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Roem!!! You baddie!!! I can't believe you brought my name into that intro of yours!!! It was all your idea!! BADDIE!!!!! LOL Song is funny, though, and not the least bit egotistical.....<img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">LOL

LOL @ PULEEZE <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Where is the exploding ego smilie when you need it <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

*LOL* I'm not even gonna comment this one!! <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

I'll have you know I was nuts enough to start singing that tune....jamaican accent and all....Saturday night <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> Fun little tune with a very catchy hook....just ask puleeze about that one....lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Oh my gosh, that is too funny!

Roem!!!! (the chorus is catchy, though, I was singing it, too. Much to my horror!) You are going to get me in so much trouble, young man!!! LMAO!!

Me? trouble? That words never been equated with me before....*looks up at the title of his song* Well....maybe a few times...lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

okay... Thanks Roem... that song will remain in my head all day, I'm sure!

HAHAHAHAHA Good one this time!

Does have a catchy chorus <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> I already have an idea for my next one...just gotta decide on the topic <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

OK, I've taken my time getting to read this but I have been neglecting my messaging lately.

ROEM!! I'm shocked! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

*Milani spanks Roemello* "Bad Roemello don't tease the women that way."
Are you just a tease? Or do you really please?
You crack me up, we have so much in common... <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

yes, I do please....I don't stop until I do <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

A painter paints for the love of art
A musician plays an intrument for the love of music
The Roem licks nookie for his love of women <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

I have never before needed the "exploding ego" smilie as much as I do right now!!! <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Now why on earth would that be appropriate here Silverado? LOL <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Well ok...for old times sake... http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies/EGO.gif

figures you would mention pie in this song LOL

Good one Roemy :)

Where do you get all this time? you are BAD Roemy, but in a good way ;) that was funny chit.

Hmmmmmm. No comment.

:lol: :lol:

That was great, Roemy. Thank you for showing these to me. :* :)

My pleasure...and I even get a smooch for being naughty :lol: :*

:lol: Like I've told you many times in the 2yrs I've known you... Roemy, you are a sick, twisted, creative FREAK and I luv ya for it :thumb:

How did I ever miss this one? Funny one, Roem! :lol:

Whew! Is it getting hot in here? :) lol

*DD faints dead away, wishing that Aron had that tounge*

:lol: **walks by singing** Sweet dreams are made of this.....:licky: :lol: ;)

*closes eyes*

**Runs and covers Shortie's eyes**

Did you let the minor in here, Roemy? You are a very Bad Roem.

:rolleyes: Is this a sign I gotta move this to the naughty area? :lol: :p

Just fine here Roemy. :lol: :D

OMG!!! You've been hiding this one for awhile now .. sorry to dig it back up .. but that was just too good :naughty: :lol:

:laugh: Yeah, that was one of my better naughty ones....that and 'Rock You Like a Roemicane' probably top the list :lol:

Damn, how did I miss this perfectly good example of poetic masturbation? :laugh::lol::laugh:

As if your title of "Xchange's Biggest Ego" needed any padding bud! :lol:

And all to the theme song of cops. :)

:lol::laugh::lol: Hilarious, I love it! :thumb:

I remember this!:laugh: