What was the funniest practical joke you've ever pulled?

For me it happened in 1989...A friend of mine who was not "Mechanically inclined" had a burnt out turn signal bulb. He asked me what he needed to fix it. I told him to go to the auto parts store and pick up some "Blinker Fluid".

Picture this guy heading to every Auto parts store in town looking for "Blinker Fluid". :laugh:

He told me when he got back that he got every Auto Parts Clerk laughing their @sses off at him!

(For those Not mechanically inclined...there is no such thing as "Blinker Fluid")

I used to work in an aircraft wheel and brake shop at Westchester County Airport in NY. We had a new kid that came to work there, Tom Brown...a HUGE 19 year old black kid who was the biggest bullshit artist on the planet. He tried to convince us that his father was pureblood Cherokee. We used to wonder what his name was, "Running Bear BROWN?" :lol: Somehow we couldn't see a purebred Cherokee having the last name "Brown".

Anyway, once a month one of us was called on to do inventory of all the small parts...nuts, bolts, clamps, excetera. When it was Tom's turn, we thought we'd have a little fun. The night before we stayed late to set everything up.

Parts sat on the shelves in little boxes that were labelled on the end with the part name and part number, and if there was a question with a part you'd call out to Joanie - a former nun who worked the computers - and ask her to look it up.

Well.....we knew the section where there were "o" rings and belt clamps and such was the place to go. We set everything up, then waited the next day to hear what we wanted to hear.

Soon enough...we heard in a big, booming voice, "HEY JOANIE! What's the part number for cock rings?" Folowed by her reply, "There's no cock rings in the computer, Tommy..." :laugh::lol::laugh:

"Nipple Clamps", "Ball Sacks" and "Butt Plugs" followed shortly after. ;)

I could go ON and ON with stories from that job alone. It was like working in Viet Nam, because you ALWAYS had to keep alert to a prank being played on you. The best part was AFTER pulling a prank, because then you knew payback was coming. :lol:

If you wanna hear any more of 'em....let me know. ;)

I used to work in an aircraft wheel and brake shop at Westchester County Airport in NY. We had a new kid that came to work there, Tom Brown...a HUGE 19 year old black kid who was the biggest bullshit artist on the planet. He tried to convince us that his father was pureblood Cherokee. We used to wonder what his name was, "Running Bear BROWN?" :lol: Somehow we couldn't see a purebred Cherokee having the last name "Brown".

Anyway, once a month one of us was called on to do inventory of all the small parts...nuts, bolts, clamps, excetera. When it was Tom's turn, we thought we'd have a little fun. The night before we stayed late to set everything up.

Parts sat on the shelves in little boxes that were labelled on the end with the part name and part number, and if there was a question with a part you'd call out to Joanie - a former nun who worked the computers - and ask her to look it up.

Well.....we knew the section where there were "o" rings and belt clamps and such was the place to go. We set everything up, then waited the next day to hear what we wanted to hear.

Soon enough...we heard in a big, booming voice, "HEY JOANIE! What's the part number for cock rings?" Folowed by her reply, "There's no cock rings in the computer, Tommy..." :laugh::lol::laugh:

"Nipple Clamps", "Ball Sacks" and "Butt Plugs" followed shortly after. ;)

I could go ON and ON with stories from that job alone. It was like working in Viet Nam, because you ALWAYS had to keep alert to a prank being played on you. The best part was AFTER pulling a prank, because then you knew payback was coming. :lol:

OMG That was priceless!!! LMAO!!!

I had another one I pulled on my former boss (One of the few ex-bosses I am still friends with)...Anyway, it was April Fools day 2003....(Clue one for anyone)...and he had this tendency to leave his car keys in his top left desk drawer. We had one guy serve as "Decoy" (His boss ironically enough). the "Decoy" took boss to lunch, got him out of the office and away from the building. Accomplice 1 grabbed the car keys, Accomplice 2 (Me) went to open the lower floor garage door. Accomplice 1 drives the car into the garage. I shut the door....Accomplice 1 puts the keys EXACTLY where she found them.

2 PM rolls around, Boss get's ready to go home. He goes out to the parking lot. We have a bird's eye view from the office window on the 5th floor. He's walking to where his car WAS. Sees it's gone. He paces back and forth across the parking lot playing it cool. Finally he comes back to the office and calls Lo-jack (We didn't know he had a Lo-jack in his car), Lo-jack says his car in within the block. He goes back out to look. Finally we show him where the car is. But the joy of watching him look for it was priceless.

That was a good one Dio!

Around the shop I worked in....if you left your keys lying around they ended up in a baggie filled with water and stuck in the freezer. The end of the day would come and you'd say to yourself "hey where's my keys?" and then it'd hit you. "Fuuuuuuuuuuck...." :lol:

Hmmmm, this looks familiar :lol:

OMG!!!! :lol: Those are hilarious! Please share some more stories... :D

GOOD OR BAD IT SEEMED TO GET ATTENTION


In highschool, there was a group of lockers and the people who belonged to them smelled really bad, it was always a joke about the stench coming out of the lockers. So one day my friend and I, brought in about 50 pounds of frozen cod fish, stuck it in an empty locker beside their's and locked it with our own lock. Well after a couple days it started to smell really bad, at first the vice principal, would come on the PA and ask whoever owned the locker could they come take out their lunch or clean it, finally after 1/2 the school just reeked of rotten fish and some sort of liquid was coming out of the locker, they sent the janitor to cut the lock,when the door swung open, the smell was unbelievable, they had to evacuate the school, I guess the janitor cursed and swore that they could fire him, he wasn't cleaning it. So in came the police to investigate as well as the health dept as it right outside the cafeteria. What was supposed to be a carefree practical joke on people who were less than hygienic, became a full blown problem even making it into the newspaper. The worst part was we couldn't tell anyone cause we were terrified of being ratted out

Growing up in a Latin family setting...we always had jalapeño peppers at the table. Not the little ones….but BIG ones in the middle of the table. Well....the joker I have always been...I convinced my older cousin they were pickles and to take a big BITE of it. I guess she couldn't smell that day because they do smell obviously...well she did..and yes I got in trouble. HAHAHAHAH but it was so funny at the time!!!! :thumb: yay for me!

I'll add one I did at work a couple years ago,

If you remember after Sept 11/2001, there was the anthrax letters. I decided to use this unfortunate event to bring a little laughter to the office.

So I drafted up and official looking letter , used a false name with an important , but made up title. The letter basically said due to the recent antrax in letters, the company felt it necessary that receptionists and other personel who open letters, courier parcels etc would have to wear a surgical mask, rubber gloves, and goggles at work. I got into work early (like I always do) and slipped the box with the letter, dishwashing gloves, surgical mask, and saftey glasses with the incoming mail.

so the recpetionist opens the boc addressed to here, read the letter, starts telling everyone about it, how stupid it is etc, but still puts it on . Everyone who came in to the office saw this clown dressed up with rubber gloves and a mask.

Even my boss fell for it for a few hours, when she found out it was joke, she somehoe accused me right away.

When I was back in the army back in '89 we were doing our schooling for our job in the army in Ft. Sill, Ok. I could do this impression of one of our drill sergeants so good it cracked the guys up. One night we all suppose to be asleep well none of us were except one and he was sawing some serious logs!http://bestsmileys.com/sleeping/9.gif Anyway I told the rest of the guys to keep quiet and I walked into the drill sergeant's office and grabbed his hat and got into uniform and turned out the lights! I walked over to this guy's bed and stood over him and yelled as loud as I could "Private, you get your sorry a$$ out of bed and knock out 20", He jumped up out of bed and (he was in just his underwear) he wet his underwear and started doing push ups! He looked up and saw it was me and he wanted to kick my butt so bad! Everyone was laughing so damn hard!

My (then) Next Door neighbor had just gotten married. They had his prized 1973 Gran Torino (Think Starsky & Hutch from the 70's...this car is EXACTLY like that one) decked out in the standard "Just Married" Decoration. I decided to take it one step further....During the reception, I snuck out to the car, Grabbed the floor jack out of my car, Jacked the car up, Had a friend help me shove a small boulder up under the rear axle. Then I popped the hood and rewired the horn to the ignition.

The rest is history!

When I was in advanced training in USMC in Camp Delmar, CA, we were in open squadbays. I picked up a pair of handcuffs in Mexico. A friend of mine got drunk the night before, so the following morning I handcuffed him to his rack. I waited until 5 minutes before morning formation to let him loose. We left the next day, so he didn't have time to get back at me. :lol:

When I was studying abroad in China, I was having this IM conversation with one of my friends, and so we got to talking about some of the things I was able to buy cheaply over there, and I brought up the black market. I told him there was such a thing as a Black Market Item Detector- it looked like a small black box, had a little laser on it that scanned an item and would beep if the item was bought on the black market. I had this guy practically shaking in his boots in fear that the cops were coming to take him away all because he didn't know what stuff was purchased illegally. I told him that Wal-Mart was one of the best places to buy illegal goods, it was like a black market chain store- there was a Wal-Mart across the street from where we went to school, so he had to have shopped there once or twice. I let this guy get to the point where he's about just start pitching stuff down the toilet to get rid of all his possibly illegaly piurchased goods, and then I tell him I made all this up to mess with him. He gets mad, calls me a sick, sadistic s.o.b, and I couldn't help but laugh! My joke was foolproof! I PROVED he's a FOOL!:D

A recent one I did at work:

Using 2 ketchup packs, (the type used at mcdonalds). I laid one on top of another and rolled the bottoms up together like you would a tube of toothpaste. This creates a double sack of ketchup for the assault.

Using a pin, I poked a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Now you have a ketchup pack that will squirt in two directions at once.

I placed the premade pack below the foot under a toilet seat. The unsuspecting victim sat down and got shot in the "nether regions" as well as creating a scary discharge into the toilet.

he weighed about 150 and thought he had injured his rectum. He was relieved and irritated that it was not.

My college room mate and I were carpooling home for the Christmas holiday back in 91. It was about 11pm and I needed to fill up with gas and my room mate was snoring obnoxiously. I pulled off the highway at a truck stop and had an idea. I slowly pulled up to a truck with it's headlight on in the parking lot. I had the car in park, but set myself up like I was slamming on the brakes. I started yelling like we were going to crash. He woke up screaming then punching. The truck driver got out and started laughing his ass off. And I almost ended up pulling my room mate off of him as he threatened to kick the truck driver's ass. He didn't sleep a wink the rest of the way and he wouldn't talk to me until I picked him up to go back to school.
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