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gazza67
12-08-04, 10:51 AM
Madame Tussauds in London has caused a bit of a rumpass by creating the Nativity with David Beckham And Victoria. Tony Blair, President Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh are the three wise men, Hugh Grant, Samuel L.Jackson and Graham Norton are the shepherds and Kylie Minogue as an angel.
What next?
You can view this lovely scene http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,16569-1393716,00.html
(Keeping this light hearted if poss, no religious or political posts please)

blackdragon
12-08-04, 10:54 AM
At least she didn't use Michael Moore as one of the wise men. :laugh:

SouthernImage
12-08-04, 02:40 PM
Are the Spice girls gonna sing??

Glenn Gulia
12-08-04, 03:17 PM
Samuel Jackson :laugh: is there a speaker playin' his lines from Pulp Fiction?
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you." :mwaha:

80sTrivia
12-08-04, 06:12 PM
Oh, my. Those certainly are some interesting selections. I hope people aren't taking it too seriously, as it is obviously done with tongue-firmly-placed-in-cheek!!! :laugh:

keriberri
12-08-04, 07:02 PM
Sounds interesting! I swear people have nothing better to do than pick simple things apart. Come on it's the Holidays, let it go!!!!

gazza67
12-08-04, 07:10 PM
I love the picture of Hugh Grant! He seems to have a sheep under his arm! At least the sheep won't charge him for services rendered! :mwaha:

keriberri
12-08-04, 07:20 PM
I love the picture of Hugh Grant! He seems to have a sheep under his arm! At least the sheep won't charge him for services rendered! :mwaha:
:lol: :laugh: :thumb: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

DC Rebel
12-08-04, 07:39 PM
That was hilarious. :lol:

Rhelawen
12-08-04, 07:47 PM
I love the picture of Hugh Grant! He seems to have a sheep under his arm! At least the sheep won't charge him for services rendered! :mwaha:
:lol::laugh::lol:

That's one motley nativity scene. Too funny! :thumb:

whistledog
12-08-04, 11:50 PM
Kylie Minogue :drool:

That Graham Norton is one odd fella

JS
12-09-04, 12:04 AM
Are the Spice girls gonna sing??

No. I think the Spice Girls disbanded a few years ago.

I heard the Spice Girls won't have any more musical success--at least in the US.

gazza67
12-14-04, 03:38 PM
Kylie Minogue :drool:

They actually had to move the Kylie waxwork because the public kept feeling her arse! Well look at the position she is in!
It would be rude not to! :mwaha:

Oh dear, they had to take it away because someone punched David and Victoria's heads in.
Source: The Times

Meltdown for wax Beckham

Madame Tussauds has withdrawn its controversial Nativity scene after Mary and Joseph — waxworks of David and Victoria Beckham — were attacked by a visitor (Sophie Kirkham writes).

The figures will need to be rebuilt after repeated blows to their soft wax heads.

The tableau, which also features Tony Blair, George Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh as the Three Wise Men, Hugh Grant, Samuel L. Jackson and Graham Norton as the shepherds and Kylie Minogue as an angel, was criticised by the Church of England as tasteless and disrespectful. The Vatican called it in very poor taste.

Security staff at the museum in Central London are hoping that the suspect, a man in his 20s, was caught on CCTV as he made his escape yesterday.