My hubby told me this joke....I wasn't sure whether to laugh or be offended.(not that he would EVER offend me!) Anyways, here goes:

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow over the years?"
"Worked for your @ss, didn't it?"

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again......


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http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Oh, God. Don't do that to me again. I was sitting here at work when I read this one and busted out laughing. People were looking over the walls of my cube like I were insane. That was a good one. Keep 'em comin'.

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Ok, now that was a good one I haven't heard http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif I'm just glad I decided not to grab my soda before reading it....comp would've had quite the bath http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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ooooohhhh! I found one that Roemy hasn't heard! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//roll.gif http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//OFFWALL.gif Cool!!!

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Ooooooooo... that is bad! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif

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Funny!

LOL! *note to self: buy lotsa toilet paper for future wife* :D

LMFAO!!! You know, maybe if men said stuff like this more often, women would quit asking lose-lose questions. LOL!! They'd be forever protecting their family jewels until women quit asking, though....