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Pagan
11-16-04, 12:24 PM
The Hardee's Monster Thickburger....

I gained 5 pounds just looking at this f*cking thing! TWO 1/3 pound patties....TEN strips of bacon....THREE slices of cheese...FOURTEEN HUNDRED calories. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_108.gif

http://www.monsterthickburger.com/images/burger.jpg

whistledog
11-16-04, 12:26 PM
:eek: Now that thing looks tasty. Fattening as hell, but it would probably fill your hunger :eek:

Makes me wish they had Hardee's restaurants in Canada :(

PaperGirl
11-16-04, 12:32 PM
I'm hungry now. But it needs some lettuce..

Seriously, I wonder...with me being 103 pounds, after I ate that, how much more would I weigh?

SouthernImage
11-16-04, 12:33 PM
Too much stuff on it. I like to be able to fit my burgers in my mouth. That doesn't even look good.

It ain't going in my face if it gets all over the place :D

Hemicidal
11-16-04, 12:38 PM
Yo main, Pagan bruh...Dass jiss greezy nassy main...

Rhelawen
11-16-04, 01:00 PM
I got full just looking at it. :eek: That bacon looks pretty gross, actually. I can't stand slimy bacon. It's gotta be crispy!

PG
11-16-04, 01:05 PM
Next time your in the grocery store go to the meat section & find a package of ground beef that weighs 1.5 lbs. Look at it & imagine yourself sitting down with a fork & eating the ENTIRE package. Not too mention the bacon....ugh, that's so vile. :ill:

I don't eat red meat or pork, can ya tell? :D

KimJoy69
11-16-04, 01:14 PM
:barf: That's just a RIDICULOUS amount of food...

My boss eats those beasts at LEAST a few times a week. He must have an over the top metabolism, because I have NO idea where he puts it! :lol:

Pagan
11-16-04, 01:55 PM
Next time your in the grocery store go to the meat section & find a package of ground beef that weighs 1.5 lbs. Look at it & imagine yourself sitting down with a fork & eating the ENTIRE package.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....:laugh: As long as there's some A-1!!!

SouthernImage
11-16-04, 02:00 PM
I got full just looking at it. :eek: That bacon looks pretty gross, actually. I can't stand slimy bacon. It's gotta be crispy!


My bacon better be burnt to a crisp. I can't stand eating raw meat of any kind If I see pink or the tinest amount of blood :barf:

Hemicidal
11-16-04, 02:02 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....:laugh: As long as there's some A-1!!!
Ya lil greasy burger lustin, A-1 drownin, Peter Criss dissin, demo tape waitin...

PG
11-16-04, 02:04 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....:laugh: As long as there's some A-1!!!

You're nasty :D

Pagan
11-16-04, 02:08 PM
Hey...I always say, if the Goddess didn't want us to eat cows, She wouldn't have made them taste so good!

The rarer the better! Knock the horns off, shave it's ass and put 'er on my plate! http://www.mediawatchers.nl/smileys/watch8.gif

:laugh:

Rhelawen
11-16-04, 02:52 PM
My bacon better be burnt to a crisp. I can't stand eating raw meat of any kind If I see pink or the tinest amount of blood :barf:
Same here! Whenever anyone asks me how I want my burgers/steak/roast done, I tell 'em I want it cremated. Raw meat is nasty! :yucky:

KimJoy69
11-16-04, 03:24 PM
Mmmm... bloody meat... :biglick:


EEEEWWWWAH, ALAN!... A-1 is naaaaaaaaaaaasty!! :ill: How on earth can you DEFILE a piece of meat that way??? :yucky:

PaperGirl
11-16-04, 04:16 PM
The rarer the better! Knock the horns off, shave it's ass and put 'er on my plate! http://www.mediawatchers.nl/smileys/watch8.gif

:laugh:


:ill: Thats how my husband likes them too....urgh....

I have to have my steaks medium....and I dont like sauces on them...you need to season before you grill ....:thumb:

Harket
11-16-04, 04:50 PM
Hey...I always say, if the Goddess didn't want us to eat cows, She wouldn't have made them taste so good!

The rarer the better! Knock the horns off, shave it's ass and put 'er on my plate! http://www.mediawatchers.nl/smileys/watch8.gif

:laugh:


:lol::laugh::lol:

Well, I prefer medium myself :D

resinchaser
11-16-04, 04:56 PM
It makes me sick to my stomach to think that someone would actually eat something like that. :irked:

galaga-girl
11-16-04, 04:59 PM
Where I work we sell burgers with the lot, they are huge and I would on average sell around 20 - 30 a day! I don't know how many people have had a heart blockage due to me :lol: They have on them:
250g meat
bacon
egg
pineapple
cheese
lettuce
tomato
beetroot
onion
sauce

KimJoy69
11-16-04, 05:05 PM
What's BEETROOT??

...edited... OH BEETS!! :lol: I guess I could have looked that up before I posted, huh? :lol: They put those on burgers?? :yucky:

Recker
11-16-04, 05:10 PM
I was sure you were going to tell us something about the latest McDonald's burger. :lol:

That burger looks very nice indeed, but I bet it looks nothing like that in reality.

galaga-girl
11-16-04, 05:13 PM
What's BEETROOT??

...edited... OH BEETS!! I guess I could have looked that up before I posted, huh? They put those on burgers??


Yep, we have those on burgers here, they are sliced thinly. Even McDonald's here recognized it and have a Mc Oz burger with beetroot on it :)

TopCat
11-17-04, 06:46 AM
Way too much meat. There is always some strange hard white pieces in hamburges bought at fast food places. :yucky:

ValJ
11-17-04, 04:07 PM
egg
pineapple
beetroot

Now that is disgusting. :lol: You don't put all that crap on at the same time, do you? :yikes: I say this like having pineapple on your burger with cheese and lettuce wouldn't gross me out by itself. :lol:

The thickburger looks good enough to me. :lol: You know you're gonna get a soggy bun, too much mayo, spongy bacon havin' mess in reality, though. :lol:

I say try it twice. Once to say you did, once to enjoy it, and then stop so you don't kill yourself with it. :lol:

DC Rebel
11-17-04, 07:09 PM
That sandwich does not look that bad, but I probably would never try it.

Not Man
11-17-04, 07:57 PM
It kinda reminds me when I was in Boston on vacation and I went to Fudruckers and got their.....I think it was called the Texas 1 pounder that friggin' thing was huge!

80sTrivia
11-17-04, 07:58 PM
I thought I sensed an air of panic among that herd of cows I passed today!!! :no: :laugh:

sassy
11-17-04, 09:32 PM
I would never eat that thing... it has been 4 years since I ate beef.. (not a word) :lol:

blackdragon
11-17-04, 09:36 PM
Four years with no beef? :bigeek: You poor thing. I'd be more than happy to help you out with that. (Sorry, you knew someone would do it)
Damn, that looks good. I could go for one right now.

sassy
11-17-04, 09:39 PM
Four years with no beef? :bigeek: You poor thing. I'd be more than happy to help you out with that. (Sorry, you knew someone would do it)
Damn, that looks good. I could go for one right now.

:* :*

Yep four years, I just don't like the taste of beef :laugh: seriously.. quit laughing!! :lol:


I can just see the grease pouring out of there!
You know what they say you are what you eat.. ?

PunkyPower
11-17-04, 09:55 PM
Way too much meat. There is always some strange hard white pieces in hamburges bought at fast food places. :yucky:

It's bone! :lol:


I can't do egg, pineapple and beets on a burger. That's just WRONG!! :ill: Red Robin makes the "aristocrat" burger with egg on it, but I figured I wasn't fancy enough to eat it. :D

AngelicR
11-18-04, 12:26 AM
That is one huge burger.......I rarely eat beef. In fact, I've only had beef three times in the past 16 years. I mainly eat a vegetarian diet, but I do eat some chicken and fish.

I highly recommend that anyone who loves fast food burgers, go to Burger King, as apparently their burgers have the least fat and they are char broiled, instead of fried.

ValJ
11-18-04, 08:15 AM
You know what they say you are what you eat.. ?
So, that must make you a wangy? :p




:lol: :lol: Oh, yeah, I went there, baby! :lol: :lol:

KimJoy69
11-18-04, 09:36 AM
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gifOMG!!! I've got coffee spittage EVERYWHERE, first thing this morning!!! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

Pagan
11-18-04, 09:45 AM
So, that must make you a wangy? :p
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif

PaperGirl
11-18-04, 10:29 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

LOSTNTHE80S
11-18-04, 05:57 PM
YES!!! 1400 Calories??? I might have to go try a few of these to see if I can put on a little weight. Then again...My Starbucks JAVA CHIP ice cream is approx. 1400 calories a pint and that doesn't do anything for me either.

I have to agree with Pagan on this one...beef..the rarer the better :thumb:

A-1 is ok..but have any of you tried COUNTRY BOB'S? **That by the way was invented in a nearby town and is made here in Centralia! Years ago, Bob was trying to promote it and I remember tasting a sample of it at the fair.

SouthernImage
11-18-04, 06:10 PM
I bet the person who eats that also orders a DIET coke. :rolleyes:

LOSTNTHE80S
11-18-04, 06:15 PM
.............and what's the matter with Diet Cokes? I order diet drinks all the time. :)

SouthernImage
11-18-04, 06:18 PM
.............and what's the matter with Diet Cokes? I order diet drinks all the time. :)


When you see two cows at an all you can eat buffett gobbling down plates of food and then ordering diet cokes, it makes me laugh. Did that drink really save you any calories?? It's just ridiculous to me thats all :D

sassy
11-18-04, 07:31 PM
So, that must make you a wangy? :p




:lol: :lol: Oh, yeah, I went there, baby! :lol: :lol:

:laugh:

Very funny Val :laugh:
:clap:

LOSTNTHE80S
11-18-04, 08:47 PM
Mia...I knew what you meant ;)



Anyway..has anyone tried one of these yet? If not...I guess that I'll have to take on this job myself...damn, a woman's work is never done is it? :mwaha: (Watch out Monster Burger..here I come! :thumb: )