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morningmyst
3-15-01, 01:57 AM
A little boy lives on a farm and he woke up one morning in a bad mood. He sat down at the breakfast table and his mom asked him, "did you do your chores yet this morning?"
"No..."he replied in a cocky attitude.
"You know the rules: You don't get breakfast until you do your chores."
So the little boy says, "FINE!", mumbles a bit and goes outside to do his chores.
As he is feeding the chickens, he kicks one.
As he is feeding the pigs, he kicks one.
As he passes the cow, he kicks the cow.
He goes back inside and sits down just as his mom is putting a bowl of dry cereal in front of his chair.
"What's this???Where's my eggs and bacon and milk!!????" he screams.
Calmly his mom tells him that she watched him do his chores. "I saw you kick the chicken, so for a week, no eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so for a week, no bacon, and I saw you kick the cow, so for a week, no milk."
Her son grumbles and starts eating his cereal. His dad comes down stairs and kicks the cat out of his way.
The little boy looks at his mom and says, "Hey! Do you want to tell him or should I?" http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif

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Roemello
3-15-01, 02:04 AM
Had that one in my bag of tricks a while. Good one though! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//biggrin.gif

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morningmyst
3-15-01, 03:01 AM
And, I missed it??? So sorry! http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//blush.gif It was good though, huh?

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Roemello
3-15-01, 03:06 AM
Yeah, I don't know if I was slow that day or what, but when I first heard that one, it took me a moment to figure where the cat played in http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//laugh.gif Normally anything relating to that would never slip my mind http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//DEVIL2.gif

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morningmyst
3-15-01, 03:14 AM
ROTFLMAO!!! My hubby took a couple of seconds to "get" it......now it's one of his favorite jokes. Says......"I'll never kick the cat!" http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//00hahaha.gif

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Roemello
3-15-01, 03:19 AM
Nor will I ever kick any lovely femme's kitty....just in case http://www.80sxchange.com/ubb/smilies//tongue.gif

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