This is just SO wrong! There's this guy in the office across the hall from mine. He would remind you of either Andy Williams with a beard, or one of the Claus's from Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, with a slightly demented look to him. This guy's bathroom schedule seems to mirror my own. I see him in the bathroom a lot, and he always does this. He goes into one of the stalls, usually one of the handicapped ones, drops trou, and pees in the toilet instead of going to one of the urinals. Don't think I'm a freak for noticing this. By sheer accident, I saw his feet beneath the stall once, with this pants down around his ankles, and thought it strange. After than, I couldn't help but notice. Not only does he do this thing that most of us guys outgrew by the age of four, but he stands so close to the toilet, that his feet are spread around it. The toilet is literally between his feet. What's up with that? Most guys back up a respectable, manly distance from the crapper, if we have to use a crapper to go number one. Didn't this guy's dad teach him the proper way for big boys to go tee-tee? :lol:

You really have to get other things to think about when you go pee :laugh:

Just kidding :lol:

I don't know how men can just stand so close together and urinate, and sometimes they talk while they are doing it.. am I right?

Well as for me, I dont' like to be talked to when I pee.. I need to concetrate :lol:

Maybe he gets the porcelain mixed up and uses the urinal when he has to take a sh*t? :lol:

You really have to get other things to think about when you go pee :laugh:

Just kidding :lol:

I don't know how men can just stand so close together and urinate, and sometimes they talk while they are doing it.. am I right?

Well as for me, I dont' like to be talked to when I pee.. I need to concetrate :lol:

I don't mind talking while I'm taking a whiz, as long as whoever I'm talking to keeps their eyes on the road, if you know what I mean. ;) And like I said, I didn't set out to notice this guy's bathroom habits, but once I did, they're so bizzare that I can't help but notice now. LOL I mean, people have to go in there, sit down, and pinch one off. I for one don't want to sit in his pee. Good thing they have those paper butt gaskets. :lol:

Maybe his package is so small that he has to make sure he doesn't miss :lol:

Maybe he gets the porcelain mixed up and uses the urinal when he has to take a sh*t? :lol:

I knew a guy who did that in high school, once. :thumb:

Maybe his package is so small that he has to make sure he doesn't miss :lol:

Good things come in small packages? :lol:

Good things come in small packages? :lol:
:irked: Yea right :no:

Just kidding :mwaha:

Maybe his package is so small that he has to make sure he doesn't miss :lol:

If that's the case, he could use a straw to aim with.

Well I did learn something from this thread, that men are suppose to use the urinal when they piss not the toilet; what happens if they start to pee in the urinal and then all of a sudden get an urge to shoosh? :laugh:Man I am glad I am a women, i can do both in one location.
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It could be that he has to empty a catheter bag or that he was brought up in a time or place when modesty means something different to him. My guess is that he might have some kind of medical appliance.

I don't know, I guess I haven't paid much attention to other people in the bathroom before. I only know that bathrooms are friggin' NASTY and I just want out of them asap, with as little contact with everyone and everything in there as possible.

And don't get me started on the hand dryers--those actual spread more poo germs than toilets do :barf:

I love hittin' those hand dryers with my elbow. The faucets are usually censored so you don't need to touch em, and then you kick the wheel chair button to open the door. No contact with anything :thumb:

If I ever wanted to break into a bathroom, atleast I'd know how to leave no traces that I'd been there :lol:

I love hittin' those hand dryers with my elbow. The faucets are usually censored so you don't need to touch em, and then you kick the wheel chair button to open the door. No contact with anything :thumb:

If I ever wanted to break into a bathroom, atleast I'd know how to leave no traces that I'd been there :lol:


I never seen a faucet censored. Do they cuss a lot???

I never seen a faucet censored. Do they cuss a lot???

LOL u know what I mean :lol: Censors so the faucet turns on when your hands are infront of it :lol:

LOL u know what I mean :lol: Censors so the faucet turns on when your hands are infront of it :lol:


Sensors???

just giving you a hard time :p

Sensors???

just giving you a hard time :p

:hammer: :lol:

Well I did learn something from this thread, that men are suppose to use the urinal when they piss not the toilet; what happens if they start to pee in the urinal and then all of a sudden get an urge to shoosh? :laugh:Man I am glad I am a women, i can do both in one location.
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Shoosh? LMAO :lol:

I love hittin' those hand dryers with my elbow. The faucets are usually censored so you don't need to touch em, and then you kick the wheel chair button to open the door. No contact with anything :thumb:

If I ever wanted to break into a bathroom, atleast I'd know how to leave no traces that I'd been there :lol:

This bathroom has two doors. They used to have a trash can in the space between the doors, so people could open both doors, then throw their paper towel away. For some reason, they've taken it out, and so now we just throw our towels on the floor.

I don't know what to say, so instead I'm putting in this smiley http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/wc.gif

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It could be that he has to empty a catheter bag or that he was brought up in a time or place when modesty means something different to him. My guess is that he might have some kind of medical appliance.

I don't know, I guess I haven't paid much attention to other people in the bathroom before. I only know that bathrooms are friggin' NASTY and I just want out of them asap, with as little contact with everyone and everything in there as possible.

And don't get me started on the hand dryers--those actual spread more poo germs than toilets do :barf:

Perhaps, but I haven't heard anything weird coming out of the stalls. Sound like regular old peeing going on to me. NO! I DON'T LISTEN TO PEOPLE PEE! LOL Once, he was taking a dumpola, and I went into another stall. I never touch the seats, I use my foot to pull them down. When I did this, it must have woken him up, because I heard him go "NGAH?" So I said, through the stalls, "Scare ya?", with a chuckle, and he says, "No, it's just that....tear the place up!" I laughed and went on about my business.

I don't know what to say, so instead I'm putting in this smiley http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/wc.gif

:D

LOL! Good one, Harket! We need a smiley holing up a sign that says "Weird thread". That would be quite apt for this topic. :thumb:

Sensors???

just giving you a hard time :p

LOL! I knew you would get in on this one, SI! :yesnod:

Oh my god....the office we used to work in in Abilene had the mens bathroom Waaaaaaaaay in the back, by my husbands office...and he was the only one back there...well, this weird little guy used to go take his daily sabbatical back there, and I made the mistake of showing up to the office one morning while he was in there. I swear to you, it sounded like an elephant giving birth in there...:ill:

And hubby told me that happens EVERY morning..He quickly learned that when John started walking back in that direction, it was a good time to take a walk downstairs for a smoke break...:lol:



LOL! Good one, Harket! We need a smiley holing up a sign that says "Weird thread". That would be quite apt for this topic. :thumb:



How about this one? :lol: :scared:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/TraciDH/worthless.gif

Oh my god....the office we used to work in in Abilene had the mens bathroom Waaaaaaaaay in the back, by my husbands office...and he was the only one back there...well, this weird little guy used to go take his daily sabbatical back there, and I made the mistake of showing up to the office one morning while he was in there. I swear to you, it sounded like an elephant giving birth in there...:ill:

And hubby told me that happens EVERY morning..He quickly learned that when John started walking back in that direction, it was a good time to take a walk downstairs for a smoke break...:lol:




How about this one? :lol: :scared:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/TraciDH/worthless.gif


I wouldn't want to see any pics of the people Black Oyster describes at his work :scared:

Oh my god....the office we used to work in in Abilene had the mens bathroom Waaaaaaaaay in the back, by my husbands office...and he was the only one back there...well, this weird little guy used to go take his daily sabbatical back there, and I made the mistake of showing up to the office one morning while he was in there. I swear to you, it sounded like an elephant giving birth in there...:ill:

And hubby told me that happens EVERY morning..He quickly learned that when John started walking back in that direction, it was a good time to take a walk downstairs for a smoke break...:lol:




How about this one? :lol: :scared:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/TraciDH/worthless.gif

That's a classic! I love it!

Ok lets talk about toilet habits :lol:

I noticed that women take longer then men.. why is that?

Maybe his johnson's so short, he pees on his nuts. Just thought of that. :lol:

Maybe his johnson's so short, he pees on his nuts. Just thought of that. :lol:
:clap: Good but gross :lol: