AstroGirl
1-15-01, 11:31 AM
Important disclaimer: This joke and the contents therein does not necessarily represent my opinion of anyone with hair of a light-colored nature. It is merely a joke for comedic purposes only...
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are walking through the woods. They come to this abandoned barn that is condemned and they go in to check it out, totally ignoring the "no trespassing" signs posted outside. They are inside for no more than 2 minutes when they hear cop sirens. The red-head says, "Quick, hide!" Each of them hides in a potato sack. The cops come in and see the bags on the floor. One officer says to another, "Kick it." the other one kicks it and he hears a "meow" and replies, "Cat." He kicks the second one and hears a "ruf ruf" and replies, "This one must be a dog." He kicks the third one and he hears nothing, so the other officer tells him to kick it a little bit harder. He does and he hears (whispering)
"Potatoes."
Trivia: Which bag was the blonde in, the 1st, the 2nd or the 3rd??
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AstroGirl
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are walking through the woods. They come to this abandoned barn that is condemned and they go in to check it out, totally ignoring the "no trespassing" signs posted outside. They are inside for no more than 2 minutes when they hear cop sirens. The red-head says, "Quick, hide!" Each of them hides in a potato sack. The cops come in and see the bags on the floor. One officer says to another, "Kick it." the other one kicks it and he hears a "meow" and replies, "Cat." He kicks the second one and hears a "ruf ruf" and replies, "This one must be a dog." He kicks the third one and he hears nothing, so the other officer tells him to kick it a little bit harder. He does and he hears (whispering)
"Potatoes."
Trivia: Which bag was the blonde in, the 1st, the 2nd or the 3rd??
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AstroGirl